Day on TBS, the little town of Delano has a secret, a secret of murder.
You gotta go quick.
There's a dead boy, honest, up in Hottos Bump.
It's a secret that will baffle the Delano police for three generations.
Chief Will Henry Lee was Delano's first police chief.
You ain't gonna last long in this job, will you, Henry?
And the first to discover the horrible truth.
I don't believe anything like that could happen in Delano.
Chief Lee would die before he could stop the killer.
His successor was a man who played both sides of the law.
But he too would hunt the mysterious killer only to disappear without a trace.
Now Chief Tyler Watts is the law in Delano.
You're doing business in my county now.
And I just might go out of my way to show you what that means.
He faces prejudice and danger as he tracks a ruthless killer.
It's a graveyard.
I can feel it.
Wayne Rogers, Charlton Heston, Billy Dee Williams, and an all-star cast in a two-night
television event, Sheeps, 8.05 Eastern on TBS Monday night.
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We now return to Exodus, starring Paul Newman and Eva Marie Saint.
On part one of Gone with the Wind, it was a time of cavaliers and ladies' fare.
But a general named Sherman brought Scarlet's world crashing down.
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You gotta go quick. There's a dead boy, honest, up in a huddled bump.
It's a secret that will baffle the Delano police for three generations.
Chief Will Henry Lee was Delano's first police chief.
You ain't gonna last long in this job, will you, Henry?
And the first to discover the horrible truth.
I don't believe anything like that could happen in Delano.
Chief Lee would die before he could stop the killer.
His successor was a man who played both sides of the law.
But he, too, would hunt the mysterious killer only to disappear without a trace.
Now, Chief Tyler Watts is the law in Delano.
You're doing business in my county now.
And I just might go out of my way to show you what that means.
He faces prejudice and danger as he tracks a ruthless killer.
It's a graveyard. I can feel it.
Wayne Rogers, Charlton Heston, Billy Dee Williams, and an all-star cast in a two-night television event.
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Tonight on part two of Gone with the Wind, the stormy paths of Rhett and Scarlett cross once more.
The dramatic conclusion of Gone with the Wind. 10.20 Eastern exclusively on TBS tonight.