Naomi Judd takes on the hottest stars in a brand new edition with home improvements Tim
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Very personal with Naomi Judd, an all new Family Channel primetime special, Monday at
7.
You're watching Fan, this portion sponsored by Kellogg's.
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Oh let me see them.
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Now back to the big country on the Saturday Night Double feature.
It was a journey that became a nightmare of 30,000 feet.
Maybe.
The Family Channel presents the disaster epic that started it all.
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Dean Martin and Burt Lancaster, Airport, next Saturday night at 10 on the Family Channel.
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Beverly D'Angelo, Randy Quaid, Christie Brinkley, John Candy, and Chevy Chase
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Now back to Gregory Pack and Gene Simmons on the Saturday Night Double Feature.
How far would you go? What would you do for 60 million dollars in gold?
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They wouldn't start without me.
They have some marshmallows.
Would they?
Let me see them.
You guys, you're making rice krispies treats in there.
This is fun.
Maybe Tony the Tiger needs a partner.
This is no way to treat a cultural icon.
Duh.
That was fun.
Hey, Pop, next time you should join us.
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Now back to Gregory Pack, Charlton Heston and Gene Simmons in the big country.