Water's maester.
I feel sick.
Four pancakes, six sausages, and three eggs are inclined to have an adverse effect on your body, Rich.
It's not the pancakes, it's all these greasy dishes.
How are we ever gonna get them clean?
Let's not panic. We've got Dawn. Look, Dawn scatters grease.
It fights hard to take grease out of the way, to help keep it away.
See, Dawn got the grease.
Look what I found on the moose.
So wash it.
After four million greasy dishes, this looks as good as the one you washed earlier.
And my hands don't feel greasy.
Mmm, grilled trout.
Uh, who's gonna clean them?
I clean the dishes.
And you clean the fishes.
Dawn takes grease out of your way.
Merry Christmas.
Tina!
Merry Christmas.
Everyone's asleep.
Shh, I know. I don't wake them up. Come on.
Hmm.
Ah.
Pete!
Oh! Oh, you're home.
Hi, Mr. Fong.
How you doing?
Happy Holidays from Folgers.
This electronic timer will show how fast you can relieve sore throat pain.
My sore throat feels very red and hot.
Will you try Chloroceptic?
Sure.
Now watch the timer.
Oh, that's nice.
That works really good.
With doctor-recommended Chloroceptic, relief is just seconds away.
Gone with the Wind has come home.
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Don't think about it tomorrow. Possess it today.
Sunday on Greatest Heroes of the Bible.
Daniel is condemned to the lion's den.
Will his belief in God save him?
Then, brothers turn against brother.
He wants us to sell Joseph to him.
A slave taken to Egypt.
John LaRocquette and Sam Bottoms in The Story of Joseph.
Greatest Heroes of the Bible.
8.05 Eastern on the Superstation. Sunday night.
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