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So what does Mario do here?
Mr. Jackson?
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Do a little dance. Wrong.
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Hey, you're not gonna believe what I got you to take.
Look, it's Fantasia. It's just for you.
Well, alright, maybe not just for you. I mean, I gotta tell you, it's magic.
That's right.
Between you and me, this was our only chance to get it, and I didn't want you to miss it.
Walt Disney's masterpiece, Fantasia. It's the perfect holiday gift.
Well, of course I got it for you and your dad. Fantasia is ours forever.
The most exciting movie of the year is now on videocassette.
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He's a cowboy!
The Turtles are back. Teenage Mutant Ninja Turtles 2, The Secret of the Ooze.
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Today is Arts and Crafts Day for the PlaySchool kids.
Jenny's working on a present for her daddy.
She's making it with SewEasy, her pretend sewing machine.
It uses washable markers to make lots of colorful stitch designs.
Hey, that's beautiful.
I know.
Meanwhile, across town, Bob and Peggy are lighting up their imaginations with lights alive.
They're rolling out all sorts of wonderful pictures.
Even put their names in lights.
Yes, Arts and Crafts Day made everybody happy.
But then every day is a fun day at PlaySchool.
I have a card that lets me travel the world, meet fascinating people, and have great adventures absolutely free.
It's my library card.
Drop by your library and check it out.
On the ABC After School Special.
Don't you think you've had enough?
But this is only my fifth.
There's been an accident.
How did they know who was driving?
There is a cover-up.
Over the Limit, Thursday.
Sunday.
Dear editor.
A famous Christmas story on screen for the first time.
Every day of the week I think about how I can't even help my old family.
Help Faith James.
Ed Asner, Charles Bronson, and Richard Thomas.
Please tell me the truth.
Yes, Virginia. There is a Santa Claus. Sunday.