MGM Westerns all week will continue on TNT.
TNT presents an unprecedented television event.
A special double feature of the Academy Award-winning 1959 version
and the acclaimed 1925 version of Van Her, Sunday on TNT.
Over 20% of the population can have trouble eating this, or this, or even this.
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Tonight, Jack Ruby's brother defends his family's name in the face of a controversial new movie.
And from Beauty and the Beast, the voice of beauty, Page O'Hara.
Tonight on Mary King Live 9 Eastern on CNN.
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Places of beauty. Places of intrigue.
As seen from the decks of the world's best cruise line.
Come, feel the splendor of the world from aboard the ships of Holland, America.
It came from the MGM vaults, sci-fi fantasy all night long.
Saturday on TNT.
Let's go.
From the sideline.
Let's go, let's go.
Watch the truck.
Watch it.
From the front line.
To the goal line.
It's in your face football.
Any closer and you get clobbered.
The World League on USA.
Saturday nights live at 8 Eastern, 5 Pacific.
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Well.
MGM Westerns All Week now continues with Dirty Dingus McGee.
That's it, partners. End of the trail.
TNT thanks you for joining the drive during MGM Westerns All Week.
Tonight on TNT, MGM goes to war.
First, Lee Marvin and Ernest Bortnoy take on a suicidal mission behind enemy lines.
The Dirty Dozen.
Then, the Dirty Dozen's next mission?
Kill Hitler.
Wage war with TNT tonight.
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It was a time of magic.
An era of greatness.
A place where men became moguls and empires manufactured dreams.
Now the real stories behind Hollywood legends
are captured in one spectacular book.
Over 700 illustrations and hundreds of anecdotes
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When the name of the game is big time entertainment,
nobody plays it like TNT.
That's the silliest looking object I've ever seen.
When MGM decided to film the life of Vincent van Gogh,
the movie industry was in a state of crisis.
The movie industry was in a state of crisis.
When MGM decided to film the life of Vincent van Gogh in 1955,
it enlisted three of Hollywood's biggest talents,
director Vincent Manelli,
producer John Houseman,
and actor Kirk Douglas.
Douglas bore a striking resemblance to van Gogh.
However, the role of the great artist proved a difficult one.
Well, it was painful doing The Lust for Life
because it was such a pathetic character.
I mean, a man who committed suicide,
an artist, a genius, who was never recognized,
and anybody in my profession,
it's gone through moments of that
where you're seeking recognition,
you're trying hard, you're being rejected,
and his life was a constant rejection.
Hiding away here, wasting your time.
You've become an idler.
I want nothing but to work.
Only I can't.
I'm in a cage, a cage of shame and self-doubt and failure.
Somebody believe me.
Lust for Life was for me a painful movie to make for that reason.
And also, when you read,
there's a book of all the letters
that van Gogh wrote to his brother Theo.
It's so easy to know reading between the lines all of his feelings.
I'm not afraid of emotion when I paint the sun.
I want to make people feel it re-bowling, giving off light and heat.
When I paint a peasant in the field,
I want to feel the sun pouring into him like it doesn't...
In Lust for Life, it's true.
I came closer to what people call getting lost in the character.
We made the movie in all the actual locations I'll oversue wise
so that I felt like I was reliving his life.
So that was rather painful.
You become a stranger. You've changed.
Outwardly perhaps, but inside me I still want the same thing.
To be of use, to work, to bring something to the world.
He only sold one little painting in his whole life.
So something pathetic, especially when you think of
someone paying over $82 million for one of his paintings now.
But he never knew that.
See MGM's Lust for Life, starring Kirk Douglas and Anthony Quinn
as TNT pays tribute to Vincent Van Gogh on his birthday
Monday, noon Eastern on TNT.
Presenting Rice-A-Roni Broccoli-O-Graten.
Everyone in America is going to love it.
Okay, so there's one guy.
Broccoli-O-Graten.
When the doctor told me to come in right away,
I was scared.
Really scared.
But this burning pain was real.
Boy, I gotta tell you, it was eye-relief when my doctor said,
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He said it was heartburn.
Heartburn that needed strong medicine.
Mylanta is strong medicine.
It's strongly recommended for heartburn.
It's the antacid doctors recommend most.
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Now is the best time to buy built-to-last appliances from Frigidaire
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Last year,
over 50,000 women found families to adopt their unexpected children.
We have a daughter.
They decided instead of abortion to tough it out
and bring their babies into the world.
They held to their belief that nothing is more precious
than human life.
To all these mothers,
the families who adopted these children would like to say
thank you, life.
What a beautiful choice.
A beautiful fairy tale of fairy tales.
Hans Christian Andersen.
One of our favorite movies.
Thursday on TNT.
Watch this.
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Our President called them the finest fighting forces
this nation has ever known.
The memories of their bravery and heroism
will remain with us always.
Now, as a memento of Desert Storm,
you can get the poem that became the anthem of our fighting forces.
An American behind a line carved in the sand,
and pieces of a patriot's heart.
A recording of poems inspired by events
that happened during the conflict.
Proceeds benefit the National Memorial Fund Foundation.
Come now.
Chris Christopherson and Tony Curtis in a romantic comedy
with all the trimmings.
Christmas in Connecticut, directed by Arnold Schwarzenegger.
You've a problem with that?
April 13th on TNT.
I believe the prettiest rainbow leads to a magical sea
And my pretty mermaid, Princess Mermaid,
is waiting there for me
My pretty mermaid, Princess Mermaid
Has sparkly crowns and glowing hair
When you dip her mermaid tail in water
Her secret name shows up there
I love you
My pretty mermaid, Princess Mermaid,
each sold separately with a surprise name design on her fin.
You never know when a fun's gonna strike
Yay! Let's wrestle
Wrestling, wrestling, it's a rattle and wrestle
We're ferociously fun
Rattling wrestlers
With that jaw and rattle tail
Each sold separately
Carrie Jacobson's a milk drinker
Once I saw her, I had to meet her
She says milk helps with shiny hair and beautiful skin
She's right, she's gorgeous
She gets a lot of attention
For me, she gets total attention
I love her
For me, she gets total attention
Milk does the body good
When it comes to questions of love
Well, go ahead, talk to him
Oh, no, I can't, Paul
I don't even know what to say
If you can't get Dr. Ruth
Get Rodney
I'm coaching a girl's socketing
Because sometimes romance
Be that new ladybug, Martha
Isn't all it's dressed up to be
Kimberly, what a surprise
What is this, a drag race?
Rodney Dangerfield, Ladybug
Skipping the car quick, these hills of trinity
Rated PG-13
Pell playing at theaters everywhere
One, two, one, two, three, four
Give me a break, give me a break
Break me off a beat so that kids can't bark
Give me a break, give me a break
Break me off a beat so that kids can't bark
NBA Tuesday on TNT
Last year, the Lakers swept the Rockets
In the playoff three straights
Oh, no
And the Rockets are still burning mad
Lakers, Rockets, Tuesday at 8 on TNT
Bigger Than Life
Carrie Jacobson's a milk drinker
Once I saw her, I had to meet her
She says milk helps with shiny hair and beautiful skin
She's right, she's gorgeous
She gets a lot of attention
For me, she gets total attention
Milk does a body good
1992 Braids are just warming up
But we couldn't wait for opening day
So America's team hits the field
For a spring training special
Live from West Palm Beach, Florida
It's the Braids and the Dutch
It's 105 Eastern Saturday on TBS
Get ready for spine-tangling excitement
Let's go
As 20th Century Fox invites the entire family
On a magical adventure
With Zach
This is so incredible
Kristo
This is a human
You're a little old to believe in human tail
And Batty
Humans don't have tails
They have big, big bottoms
Where with bad shorts
To discover a place you'll always remember
On an adventure you'll never forget
Fern Gully, rated G
Starts Friday, April 10th at theaters everywhere
One, two, one, two, three
Give me a break, give me a break
Break me off a piece of that Kit Kat bar
Give me a break, give me a break
Break me off a piece of that Kit Kat bar
That chocolate crispy tape is gonna make your day
And wherever you go you hear the people sing
Give me a break, give me a break
Break me off a piece of that
Break me off a piece of that Kit Kat bar
Next man
A genetic accident unleashes a new force
Tonight's the city of the air, my leado
It's attracted to me already
Leave the attack, juggernaut
Evil mutants
Come on, bub
We've got a city to defend
Let's hit on the heat, Wolverine
This city has a speed limit
Try me on for such colossus
No problem, apocalypse
Lost again, Magneto
X-Men and evil mutants each sold separately from ToyVids
MGM's most spectacular epic
Ben-Hur
Sunday on TNT
The challenge has been issued
Who sells the best truck for less?
Valley Ford takes on Chevrolet
A new 92 F-150
Hard work and half done
99.92
Or a 92 Ranger
America's best small truck
This weekend 169 per month for 48 months
Valley Ford says bring on the challenge
The great American truck sale is on
And we're out to sell more trucks for less money than Chevrolet
Valley Ford
Where selection meets value on south first streets
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