Let me tell you a little love story.
Happened at this wedding.
Rooms buddies all sneak out and do the usual number on the rooms car, right?
There it was.
Perfect black Ford Mustang known to man.
So right when Mr. Shaving Cream is about to pull the trigger...
I can't do it, man.
What?
Just can't do it.
I mean, it's a Mustang.
It'd be like the facing a national monument or something.
Ford Mustang.
Built to last.
Aflac. Ensuring over 40 million people worldwide.
I wish...
I wish I had an elephant.
An elephant.
Who'd always play with me.
But wishes are like elephants.
They're bigger than can be.
Okay, maybe you can't give her everything her heart desires.
But with the humongous purchase power of the new Visa Platinum card,
maybe you can.
And besides, you never know what you'll want next.
Peek-a-boo street for ChapStick.
I train a lot.
Torture!
Especially for my lips.
ChapStick Lip Moisturizer with Vitamin E.
A formula that protects to help heal chapped lips.
I'm not the lipstick type.
I'm the ChapStick type.
Lip Moisturizer from ChapStick.
I should have known.
You have great hair.
You just don't know it yet.
Discover it with customized products from Salon Selectives.
Heather combined gentle shampoo plus moisturizing conditioner
in one her fight with the frizz.
Salon Selectives.
See how great your hair can be.
Tonight, Mr. Reach conquers the evil black man.
With new Reach tooth and dungare.
Get the only brush with feather-tipped bristles
proven to clean gum-lined, black flesh.
And don't just brush.
Reach.
Visibly reduce the signs of sun damage.
With Neutrogena Healthy Skin Anti-wrinkle Cream.
It contains retinol and multivitamins.
Reducing the appearance of wrinkles, fine lines, and age spots.
Neutrogena Healthy Skin Anti-wrinkle Cream.
You know who I am?
I'm the President of the United States.
Daddy!
No!
That's the right thing to do.
Last weekend, Beth took her Ford ZX2 out for a little adventure.
You know that van that's still following us?
She found it.
Let's lose them.
Yeah.
Of course, the ZX2 makes a perfect getaway car.
As long as you know who you're getting away from.
Oh, well.
Hey, she would have hated having a chauffeur anyway.
Ford Escort ZX2.
Built to last.
The Men's Competition.
Canadian Elvis Stoichlo.
Russian Ilya Kulin.
American Todd Eldridge.
All have the same mission.
Speed skating.
Casey Boudier is the American record holder in the 1500s.
Snowboarding.
Americans are stoked with high hopes of a medal.
Men's Super G.
Herman Meyer sets his sights for the top spot.
The target, Olympic gold.
Tomorrow night on CBS.
Thank you.
We are back in Hakuba, the women's 4 of the 6 World Cup Super Gs this year.
Welcome home to the heart of television.
What will become of us if we don't try?
We did good.
Can you just call me a cowboy?
One day in a life is as precious as any other.
People do amazing things.
I have America.
For the best dramas on television, the address is CBS.
Tom Selleck is the closer.
Premiering CBS Monday after the Olympics.
All roads are clear so treat yourself to the pleasure of a northwest winter at Whistlin Jack Lodge.
Fresh mountain air surrounds you.
Mountain peaks protect you and the beautiful Nassies River lulls your every waking moment.
Our cottage is set among tall pines and upper decks with private hot tub, fireplaces and living rooms, baths, kitchens and bedrooms.
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Or just take this short drive to Whistlin Jack Lodge for a wonderful lunch or dinner and enjoy Don Forge in the lounge.
The perfect gift, perfect memory.
Whistlin Jack Lodge. Get away today, tonight or this weekend.
Some things in life are so important that you've got to demand the best.
At Providence Regional Heart Care Center, they perform over 2,000 heart procedures a year.
And Providence is the only hospital here that performs open heart surgery.
No other hospital in our area offers the same full range of technical expertise or experience.
Fortunately, most people never need to find out just how good they are.
But don't you feel better knowing they're right here?
Tonight on Kima, New W-11.
Yakima County Commissioners have a message for state legislators and another airline is taking over United Express operations locally.
Join us at 11.
The address for Stand Up Comedy, CBS Kima. Welcome home.
The medals. We'll be back.
Now that's a dog.
A sandwich just isn't a sandwich without the tangy ziff of Miracle Whip.
I'm a computer programmer on the Winter Games.
Of course I like killing a bug. If I've got a bug in my code, I can't go home.
But if I do go home, I mean I'm finding the solution in my sleep and I wake up like typing in the air kind of thing.
So I go for a walk to the temple.
It helps calm my stress and then I go back to work and I can get rid of any bugs.
We're all looking for stories with happy endings like Brandon and Lori, Katherine, women that have run their own race against breast cancer.
Now they're running with thousands of others in Race for the Cure events to raise awareness and money for breast cancer education and research.
That's why Ford Division supports Race for the Cure.
Because of all the racing we do, this is one race that has to be won.
Superstars Barbara Streisand and Celine Dion together on one stage for one unforgettable live performance on the Grammys.
CBS Wednesday, February 20th.
This winter American doubles team Mark Grimett and Brian Martin stunned the loose by winning three out of the first four World Cup events.
In just their second year together, the pair jumped from Olympic hopefuls to medal favorites.
This season they trained with one thing in mind, Olympic success.
Now flying down a track of ice at 80 miles per hour, Grimett and Martin are speeding toward an Olympic medal in Nakano.
The school dance is frightening.
I can't believe this.
Where do you want to go with Angela?
Who's going to tell you guys?
Oh, come on.
I did.
They'll be on the whole school by seventh period.
No way.
We're your best friends.
And we keep a secret.
All right, but he hardly even knows I exist.
It's all right.
Tell us.
Who is he?
Bobby Templeton.
Bobby Templeton?
Oh, can you hear them?
They talk about us telling lies.
We're about to surprise.
They know my cool, sexy face.
Angela and Bob.
That's about it.
I gotta go.
Angela, do you like Bobby or Angel?
Do you like Bobby?
Do you like Bobby Templeton?
Yes.
That Bobby Templeton's pretty cute.
You know too.
Hey, Angela.
Spread the word on the world's most powerful network.
This is Imagine TV.
I just got a new Grand Marquis with traction control.
Sticks to the road like igloo, huh?
Igloo.
The new Mercury Grand Marquis.
And first to set foot on this icy terrain, we hereby...
Say, do they make traction control a rabbit?
Boy, my arms are tired.
Come on, will you hurt that one?
Till next time, imagine yourself in a Mercury.
Blizzard was the worst in five...
For a limited time, get two McDonald's Big Macs for just $2.
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There's nothing in the world that I won't do
To what I have to do just to get to you
Get two Mickey D's and get two B.B. Big Macs
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Two Big Macs, please.
For here or to go, sir?
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Proud to feed the world's Olympic athletes.
This is the great American race.
For a woman that's done a 500
The Daytona 500 is on CBS.
Tonight, join the Apre Olympic Fund
And limber up those tight, tired muscles
With gold medal mogulist Johnny Mosley.
Look at this dude!
Plus, Cindy Crawford and Day's mom goes curling
And we dump in her hair.
Wow.
Tonight on The Coolest Place, this side of Nagano.
Nagano?
Naguni.
Whatever.
This is Imagine TV.
Brad, I brought you up here in my Mercury to tell you something.
Yes, Brittany?
I'm carrying your father's child.
Wouldn't that be me?
Exactly.
Oh, yes. That's nice.
Jerky?
Actually, no. It's a pretty smooth ride.
Till next time, imagine yourself in a Mercury.
I want people to see that I'm no different than anybody else.
I mean, that I can hit the shots just like anyone else.
And I don't want them to take pity on me
Because I limp around.
I want them to say, you know, you can play it.
And sometimes I can, sometimes I can't.
But I don't want to be known as a bad guy.
I want them to say, you know, you can play it.
And sometimes I can, sometimes I can't.
But I don't want to be known as a bad guy.
I don't want to be known as a person with a disability
so much as I want to be known as a good guy.
I mean, now I'm young.
Might as well chase your dreams while you're young.
I mean, before it's too late.
I'm not going to let my legs stop me.
Oh, those adorable Snolets.
Darling mascots of the Nagano Games.
But you're the distributor that has to get Snolets through customs across Asia.
That's why you call UPS.
So when Snolet fever hits CEOs in Tokyo, kids in Hong Kong,
and the fashion elite in Singapore, UPS delivers on time guaranteed.
And the next place you're sending Snolets is straight into living rooms.
UPS, Worldwide Olympic partner.
The Olympics.
The best go once in a lifetime.
But the greatest keep on going.
Hi, David.
Dave's Mom returns to the Winter Games tonight on the Night Show.
Some moments change your life forever.
In Brooklyn South, those moments happen every day.
It did good.
Brooklyn South returns, CBS Monday, February 23rd.
Stupid human tricks.
Cindy Crawford and Dave's Mom tonight on CBS.
Fabulous February is back at Wild Horse Casino with big cash winnings
and a Red Hot Car giveaway.
Now through February 18th, Wild Horse will be giving out qualifiers
to win the Red Hot Car giveaway plus cash and other prizes.
All you have to do is play.
Wacky Wednesdays are back on February 11th and 18th
with drawings for a new Red Hot Car each day,
plus lots of cash and prizes every hour.
You must be present to win, and you can't win unless you play.
Play in a place like no other, Wild Horse Casino Resort.
If you're ready for the most incredible deals of the year,
shoot into your Northwest Port Dealers President's Day weekend sale.
Bring up big cash back or low financing at select port cars and trucks.
Score big when you lease a new 98 Ranger for $1.99 a month.
Or buy the best-selling Escort only $1.99 a month.
Choose either one, just $1.99 a month.
But don't wait this President's Day weekend sale,
and you won't get a replay until next year.
President's Day weekend sale.
Get to your Northwest Port Dealer now.
Want to improve your diet and lose weight?
Need to change your exercise habits?
Worried about your heart's health?
Then come to Saving Your Heart.
Join us for lunch at the Yakima Convention Center Friday, February 27th.
Here's Charlotte Leibov, the award-winning author of The Women's Heart Book.
Enjoy exercise demonstrations and a fitness fashion show.
Have a free health screening.
At Saving Your Heart, you'll have fun and improve your health.
Brought to you by the Providence Regional Heart Care Center,
the Providence.