Pickles. I'm a pickle cook. Pickles are what I cook.
I've got berkins, gragettes, steels, beers, chunks, chips. You name it, I'll cook it.
They don't cook our claws and pickles.
You're kidding. I never kid.
What about shelf life?
What about shelf life?
Most pickles sit on a shelf. You sit on a shelf. You've got to be cooked. I'm your guy. I'm a pickle cook.
What about taste?
What about taste?
We're just kind of picky about taste.
Unlike most pickles, claws and pickles are never cooked.
They're always cold, always crisp, always delicious.
Don't cook your pickles.
That's funny.
That's funny.
Hey.
Can we add some wow to your water?
Crystal light.
You tried it?
Go on. Try it.
That's pink grapefruit.
Now try lemon lime.
Pretty wild, huh?
Okay. How about fruit punch?
And there's only five calories of glass.
So turn your water into wow.
With crystal light.
Recipes. Great meals for the time you have.
Introducing Capio.
Iced cappuccino. New from Maxwell House.
Capio mocha.
A splash of chocolate flavor.
Capio cinnamon.
An unexpected twist.
Capio coffee.
Smooth and refreshing.
So many tastes.
So little time.
New Capio.
Your thrill is the kill.
Disco shredded wheat. It's just naturally good.
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Making dinner?
Yup. Tough slaving over a cold salad bar, isn't it?
Yeah. Mmm. Mystery dressing.
Glad I've got my ranch.
You should try this Kraft Ranch. It tastes great.
Really?
Yeah. Here, try a little.
Cool, creamy Kraft Ranch.
Mmm. You're right.
It's the great taste that makes it Kraft. America's house dressing.
So, are you gonna need all this dressing for yourself?
Well, there is enough for two.
Ha. Ha. Ha.
It has been 200 and some odd days since the last day of summer.
That's quite a few afternoons without the grass between your toes.
The sun on your shoulders.
And a pitcher of Country Time lemonade flavored drink mix.
With a taste of good old fashioned lemonade.
So start practicing.
Summer's just a page turn away on the kitchen counter.
You will know it by the scent in the air.
The richness.
The color.
The unbridled flavor.
U-Ban. Made from 100% Colombian beans. The richest coffee in the world.
U-Ban. Taste the spirit of coffee.
In the hallway!
It's the cheesiest!
White Cheddar Man!
Not Cheese and Macaroni Man?
I'm new! Kraft White Cheddar!
Cheese and Macaroni Man!
Join me for lunch, Super-Son?
And me!
Producing Kraft Mild White Cheddar Macaroni and Cheese.
With lots of mild white cheddar, it's the cheesiest too.
Thanks for lunch, Super-Mom! We're off!
We?
Come, noodle boy!
Kraft Cheese and Macaroni. Now in Mild White Cheddar.
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Viennese Chocolate Cafe.
Rich, creamy tasting coffee with a touch of luscious chocolate.
So magical, it could inspire a waltz.
Viennese Chocolate Cafe.
The stranger in his trusty grill stood ready for the fight.
Other sauces against bulls-eye to see which tasted right.
As the smoke rose off his grill, hunch was laid to waste.
Then Masterpiece and Hinds dropped out against bulls-eye big bowl taste.
Yeah, the stranger had won the game with the sauce that beat the rest.
The big bowl taste of bulls-eye tastes the best.
You have bulls-eye, honey smoke and western grill with the smoky taste of outdoor grilling.
I'll get the cereal, honey.
Morning! You'll love this cereal.
Where'd you come from?
A different time when grains were kept whole for the natural hearty taste.
Great grains, toasted wheat, oats and barley, kept whole.
All of the pecans, dates, raisins. Enjoy it with the mists.
Thanks.
Ooh, great. Where'd you get this?
Mind if I tell her?
What was great back then is great grains now.
A great cereal from Post.
I think I'll make fresh dressing.
Good seasons?
Mm-hmm.
Which oil?
Pick a light one.
Mmm. Dressing's great.
Good seasons. You make it fresh, you make it best.
Put the lita in, leave the local lights out.
Mix the salsa in, pop it in and pull it out.
Use them look-a-like? Who knows what may come out?
With Velveeta, there's no doubt.
Put Velveeta in, leave the local lights out.
Mix the salsa in, pop it in and pull it out.
Now you've got a tasty salsa dip that's really gonna make them shout.
Velveeta!
Velveeta cooks better!
That's what it's all about. Velveeta!
Hey, anybody out there got a quarter?
Thanks. Check it out.
One little quarter finds a whole lot of fun.
Wedding dock and Kool-Aid.
Wacky flavors.
And Kool-Aid points you save for awesome stuff.
Oh, yeah!
There's vitamin C.
And everyone gets a pink mustache.
Kool-Aid soft drink mix.
You really get your quarters worth.
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General Foods, hope you enjoyed this presentation of the Kraft General Foods premiere movie.
We look forward to having you join us again next time.
To learn more about the land and the spirit of the Yukon, the Library of Congress suggests
coming into the country by John McPhee and reading The River, a voyage down the Yukon by John McPhee.