I'm gonna take my vehicle and meet the doctor.
You're doomed.
All right, let's go.
Come on.
Lone Wolf McQuaid, tonight at 8, 7 Central on USA.
Meet Detective Adrian Monk.
The department thinks you're nuts.
106, 107, 108.
Brilliant detective.
This was no burglary.
You wore slippers to avoid leaving shoe prints.
Major issues.
Someone tries to kill my husband and you send in rain maps?
This isn't police work.
This is vaudeville.
Tony Shalhoub is Monk, a USA original series.
Premiers July 12th at 9, only on USA.
I'm going with the flow.
That's me walking, but I couldn't have walked six blocks when I was that heavy.
SlimFast helped me lose over 50 pounds.
I've kept it off for a whole year.
To celebrate, I did a three-day walk for a cure.
Walking up to the finish line was so amazing.
I was so proud of myself.
The SlimFast plan is not about giving up food.
It's about eating healthier.
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Now I look at life as one big possibility.
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Sharing is sharing, it can be fun.
Sharing is sharing, it can be fun.
Hey there, play the gong.
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And you could win a Nintendo GameCube or other sweet prizes.
All right, for a free game piece, many will play, few will win.
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You know, some people get heartburn so often they need a prescription every single day.
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We love to camp, we love to hike, be outside, eat good food, grill.
Working out builds up a great big appetite and he's always hungry.
I'm a grill man.
Give it to me and I'll grill it.
Walmart Supercenter is everything you need in one place.
Your food, your clothing.
Camping supplies.
I'm all about meat. I'm a big meaty.
He's a carnivore. I love the Supercenter. You can get something for everybody.
I love fresh produce. The fruit is so delicious, really fresh.
You can find everything you need, lots of variety.
Everything at a great low price. Come on over, we'll feed you.
Come on. You can do it. Just 30 seconds of Listerine.
Twice a day. Sure it's a little intense.
But think of all the germs you're killing.
Listerine even kills the germs that can cause plaque and the gum disease, gingivitis.
That's right. You're fighting plaque and gingivitis every time.
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Listerine. Worth the time. Every time.
After 40 years on the road,
he's made a few friends.
This Fourth of July,
Willie Nelson and Friends,
a once-in-a-lifetime concert event
with guests Cheryl Crow, Sean Bon Jovi, Dave Matthew, Matchbox 20, Dixie Chicks, Keith Richards and more.
Hosted by Vince Vaughn.
Willie Nelson and Friends, tonight at 11, 10 Central, on USA.
This is the first woman that I've been with since you and I.
She wasn't real.
The Dead Zone, an all-new episode, Sunday at 10, 9 Central, on USA.
They killed his partner. They kidnapped his girlfriend. They asked for it.
Chuck Norris is Lone Wolf McQuade, tonight at 8 on USA.
Basta. Basta.
Oh, kickin' fettuccine.
Bene. Fa bene. Si. Routine. Perfetto.
Molto bene. Ancal bene. E pronto. Basta.
Ciao, Antonio. Mancia.
Good, huh?
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New Trident White. Smile brighter.
If your pencils look like mine did, there's something you can do.
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Now relax and feel beautiful.
Where will you be when your diarrhea comes back?
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The Insider Pizza from Pizza Hut is back and better than ever. Now with free extra toppings.
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I've spent my whole career thinking about homes and how to improve them.
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Meet Detective Adrian Mugg.
I'm so centered.
You just have this one... the dog hair.
Mugg premieres July 12th at 9, only on USA.
Next, three cheers for the red, white and black and blue. More Chuck Norris is next with Walker, Texas Ranger.
And tonight, Lone Wolf McQuaid. Happy Fourth of July from USA.