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Come on, Caesar. Roll over.
Roll over.
Extra. It lasts. So you will too.
Okay, sit. Good boy.
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Which plate is stronger?
Hey, that's the meatballs.
Oh boy, there it goes.
Oh no, not the shoe.
Dixie is stronger than Chinette.
Dixie, any tougher and it wouldn't be disposable.
You've seen it, haven't you?
Good luck.
A hundred-mile twang.
How did it go from one to a million in less than a year?
Only one species.
Vertical one-up.
Will survive.
Shoot, just shoot.
Matthew McConaughey. Christian Bale.
Rain of Fire.
Rated PG-13.
Morning, Joe. New haircut?
No. New shoes? No.
Hey, Joe. You been working out?
Uh, no.
Hey, Joe. Shaved your mustache?
Nope.
You sure you guys got a new haircut?
Yes.
Did you just get back from vacation?
No.
Did you get a promotion?
No.
Did I?
No.
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What's the secret to a better barbecue?
Before you start the grill, start with Pam.
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Start out with the original no-stick, and things will come out better.
Stick with Pam. Pam won't stick.
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You know him as Walker, Texas Ranger.
Now, see Chuck Norris as...
A Quaid, Texas Ranger.
He plays by his own rules.
Your lone wolf attitude is gonna change.
And he makes no excuses.
I'm like a few enemies here and there.
They killed his partner. They kidnapped his girlfriend.
They even murdered his dog.
They asked for it.
Chuck Norris is Lone Wolf McQuaid.
Tonight at 8 on USA.
Tonight, music's biggest stars pay tribute to a legend on Willie Nelson and Friends, only on USA.
Stove.
Over here. It's in the kitchen.
No, I mean my stove. I think I left it on.
Meet Adrian Monk, the world's first obsessive-compulsive detective.
As USA goes behind the scenes of the original series, Monk.
Monk has every idiosyncrasy.
He's germaphobic. He's afraid of the dark.
He's afraid of heights, crowds, and milk.
We're working on the milk.
His attention to detail gives him this ability to read people and to read an environment.
He was smoking. He could still smell it on the curtains.
Mentals.
Salems. Maybe she was the smoker. No, no. She was a Dutch Calvinist.
They considered their bodies to be holy.
All these clues have been done fairly, and some of them, I hope, are so clever that only Monk really notices.
I don't suppose you're going to be able to prove any of this. Are you sure?
Monk series premieres July 12th at 9 on USA.
Introducing something really smart.
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Heartburn. Can be brought on by stress or food.
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Now, the same caltrate that helps fight bone loss may help your colon, too.
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I can't seem to concentrate. Could I be pregnant?
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I really need to know.
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Fingers. We're made to go into water.
Ordinary bandages weren't. I see a conflict.
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This isn't the chocolate I sent you for Valentine's Day, is it?
Huh, look at that.
Huh. You never opened it? Oh my...
It's all your fault.
Know why poison ivy and bug bites make you itch? It's a histamine reaction in your skin.
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Today on Chef Wars, Cuvillon takes on Taco Bell crew member Scott.
Gentlemen using only the ingredients before you create a complete meal. Begin!
Curious, Scott's using a bowl. How unusual.
He's adding seasoned rice, beans, and grilled all-white meat chicken.
Marvelous. He's finished!
The Zesty Chicken Border Bowl. Le Package Total. Scott wins!
Cool.
To get the total package, think outside the bun.
You're watching the Chuck Norris Movie Marathon on USA.
USA.
They killed his partner. They kidnapped his girlfriend. They asked for it.
Chuck Norris is Lone Wolf McQuaid. Tonight at 8 on USA.
The latest advancement in moisturizers is here. New Biore Facial Moisturizer.
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Acid reflux disease can really upset your plans.
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The Insider Pizza from Pizza Hut is back and better than ever.
Now with free extra toppings.
When you buy the Insider for $10.99, you can get extra toppings
or make it a meat lover's or Supreme absolutely free.
The Insider Pizza, $10.99 and free extra toppings for a limited time only at Pizza Hut.
I can't believe I waited so long to ask my doctor.
It was just a couple of toenails, except they were all thick like a nail.
I tried treating it myself from the outside. Nothing worked.
So finally I just asked him. You know what he told me?
It's an infection.
An infection. One that lives deep inside and under the nail.
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