If you really want to make the most of your holiday, get to the J.C.
Penny Memorial Day Sale.
Say big, store wide, even more off any purchase or an extra 15% off with your J.C.
Penny card.
Make the most of your holiday.
It's all inside.
J.C.
Penny.
The legend was born in 1965 in the storied swamp of Florida.
And as Befet's a legend, it began with a searing question.
Coach asked why we didn't.
The players weren't adequately hydrated and their performance suffered.
As the Gators marched through the season, they drank a carbohydrate electrolyte beverage
created by University of Florida doctors.
Naturally we called our stuff Gatorade.
In conditions of a make a salamander sweat, the Gators thrived.
Those boys drank that stuff and they became a second half team.
I saw it in my own two eyes.
In 1967, when the Gators won their first Orange Bowl, Gatorade had arrived.
Today, Gatorade is the most researched sports drink in the world.
And it continues to fuel champions wherever they're found.
Humbly born on the hardscrabble grid irons of Florida, proven by generations of athletes.
And just as the games never end, so the legend continues.
At Midas, we're known for total car care.
Brakes, air conditioning, oil changes.
There's almost nothing that we can't do.
Impressive.
Midas, we do that.
Secrets, that's your job.
Welcome to the CIA.
From the best-selling thriller by Tom Clancy.
Three Russian scientists are missing.
I need to know where they are.
It's Ryan.
The bomb is in play.
They think it might be the Russians.
It wasn't the Russians.
Benet Blak, a neo-fascist.
Bought an A-bomb on the black market.
Morgan Freeman.
It is.
You just don't like what it adds up to.
Give me due to the president.
Punch him long.
The sum of all fears, directed by Phil Robinson.
Rated PG-13.
Starts Friday in theaters everywhere.
Because sun damage happens every day, not just at the beach.
Introducing Neutrogena Healthy Defense Daily Moisturizer, the only SPF-30 moisturizer recommended
number one by dermatologists.
Its light, non-greasy formula helps prevent the signs of aging.
Neutrogena Healthy Defense Moisturizer.
The world's largest hotel chain is almost anywhere you want to go.
The world's largest hotel chain tucks you in around the globe.
With over 4,000 hotels in over 80 countries, the world's largest hotel chain is Best Western,
inviting you to get a good night's sleep.
Best Western, the world's largest hotel chain.
Call 1-800-WESTERN or visit bestwestern.com.
Introducing something really smart.
The Neat Sheet.
Water repellent.
Cloth soft.
Even machine washable and reusable.
Part ground cover.
Part genius.
All new.
All blue.
The Neat Sheet ground cover.
Ready for anything.
Need to refuel?
Try a new Reese's Fast Break.
Milk chocolate?
Soft nougats?
Reese's peanut butter.
Go, go, go, go, go!
New Reese's Fast Break.
Refuel and go.
Monday, Bond is back and his mission is out of this world.
My God, what's Bond doing?
I think he's attempting re-entry.
It's a question we all want answered.
Why do prescription drugs cost so much money?
Drug companies make billions, so are we getting our money's worth?
Peter Jennings reporting.
Bitter Medicine, Wednesday.
Stay Free brings you a unique maxi that fights the cold.
The Stay Free Maxi, the only maxi with a unique anti-leak core that traps liquid even better.
And Stay Free's 4-Wall Protection, side to side, front to back.
Remarkable leak protection from Stay Free.
Now, Stay Free introduces the only overnight maxi with 4-Wall Protection against leaks.
Only Venus from Gillette has 3 blades with refills that are shower safe and easy to change.
They're where you need them, when you need them, so you get the closest shave and smoothness
that every goddess deserves.
Venus from Gillette.
Honey, have you seen my lean pockets?
Lean pockets?
All that rich, hearty taste and only 7 grams of fat.
No, dear.
I don't see your lean pockets anywhere.
Really?
The surprising taste of Lean Pockets brand.
The cysteine ceiling is the essence of beauty.
I'm into beauty, even when it comes to myself.
That's why I tried Dove deodorant.
Dove combines strong protection with 1 quarter moisturizer.
It's the antiperspirant that really gets skin.
It's skin too.
It deserves equal treatment.
Dove, Aquafina is pure nothing.
Hey, who knows more about nothing than moi?
See, I came from nothing.
Got nothing on my head.
Look, I even got nothing in my hands.
See, Aquafina is so pure, it promises nothing.
And boy, nothing sure looks good on me.
Anyway, nothing is pure ever crossed my list before.
Whoo!
Aquafina promises pure nothing, which is everything you want in water.
Hey, I know nothing.
I'm just glad to say that.
Start today and see less cellulite with each passing week.
ROCK anti-cellulite treatment with Retinol.
Apply it every day.
Result?
In just 8 weeks, cellulite visibly reduced by 39%.
Rock, we keep our promises.
They're everywhere.
Yeah.
Welcome to America's largest ATM network.
Open a free checking account with direct deposit.
This summer's biggest thriller isn't in theaters, it's on ABC.
And it's a mystery you can solve.
These are the unusual suspects.
One is definitely the mole, but none can be trusted.
I don't believe any word of your story.
Mole 2, the ultimate spy game, starts with back-to-back episodes this Tuesday at 8, 7
Central, only on ABC.
This is Steven.
When he got doggy Alzheimer's, I was really brokenhearted.
A writer summering in the Hamptons.
It was a very good party.
People talked to each other, it was friendly, it was bonhomie, and everybody was rich.
There are so many hot girls here, it makes me wish I was straight.
Just one of the real people you'll get to know in the Hamptons.
Sunday, June 2nd, 9, 8 Central on ABC.
Compared to Honda Civic and Ford Focus, Dodge Neon SXT gives you more cool features.
Like 132 horsepower, six-speaker CD sound system, spoiler and fog lamps.
For thousands less.
Just something to reflect on.
Grab Dodge's 7-100 powertrain pledge.
Ford, GM, Toyota, and Honda don't match it.
Can I have extra rice, Dad?
Well, we're having the number 9 combo.
That'd be the number 3 with a side of rice.
Can I have that?
With sour cream?
No.
Then that's a number 8 with a side of beans.
This would never happen at home.
That's why it'll never happen here.
At Old Country Buffet, you create your own combos during Buffet Olay.
Choose from tacos, enchiladas, fajitas, and more, along with your other buffet favorites.
Buffet Olay, every Tuesday and Wednesday night for a limited time.
At Old Country Buffet, great choice.
It's here.
The event you've been waiting for.
It's the Memorial Day sales event at your Northwest Ford stores.
Get into a best-selling Ford Focus for just $197 a month, or drive home a best-selling
Ranger for only $197 a month.
But you better hurry before someone else.
Sorry, Princess, we open at 7.
Beats you to it.
Local cops make a run for the Special Olympics, a story at 11.
What some people will do for the freshness of laundry dried in the cleanest breeze.
Introducing a new scent from Tide, Tide Clean Breeze.
Perhaps the cleanest scent you can get without the commute.
New Tide Clean Breeze, also available in Downing.
Introducing the totally new 2003 Ford Expedition.
Now you can achieve maximum interspace within seconds.
With exclusive powerful third-row seats that fold flat at the touch of a button.
The totally new 2003 Ford Expedition.
It has no equal.
It has no boundaries.
Anthony Hopkins.
Get the bomb, I'll cover you.
Chris Rock.
Why don't you get the bomb, and I'll cover you.
On June 7th, the future of the free world may rest in the semen's hands.
The true power of the free world.
The training is over.
Rise and shine, Mr. Hayes.
What's wrong with you?
And the mission begins.
From producer Joey Bruckner.
Get under it.
And director Joel Schumacher.
Bad Company, rated PG-13, starts June 7th.
Your skin's spending a lot more time in the sun today than you think, and it doesn't take
much for the sun's rays to dry out and damage your skin.
Fortunately, Lubriderm, the name that means moisturizing, also protects you from the sun.
With Lubriderm Daily UV.
Developed by dermatologists for healthier looking skin, Lubriderm Daily UV hydrates
and protects your skin from the sun.
With SPF 15.
So you can enjoy your time in the sun.
Later, Gator.
You wait right here, Mark, and I'll get Diane.
Diane!
Dang!
Cheez-it. Get your own box.
If you really want to make the most of your holiday, get to the JCPenney Memorial Day Sale.
Say big, store-wide, even more off any purchase, or an extra 15% off with your JCPenney card.
Make the most of your holiday. JCPenney.
Hey, Kevin. How you doing?
Hey, Brian. How are you?
Hey, the meeting's at 1, right?
Uh-huh.
See you there.
SlimFast Meal on the Go Bars. Nutritional meal options to help you manage your weight.
It's your life. Feed it right.
Don't you wish Bounty made napkins?
Well, guess what? Bounty Quilted Napkins are finally here.
The stronger, longer-lasting napkin. Bounty.
ABC Tuesday, 10, 9 Central.
Satellite imagery coming through.
One meter res layering wire.
Okay. If we get you a new ceiling fan, I get a new car.
A new big-screen TV?
No.
A new grill?
Another. We can do.
It's the Home Depot Memorial Day event. Get free Omaha steaks with charbroil gas grills, great buys on ceiling fans and air conditioners, plus use your Home Depot credit card and get no payments or interest until January 2003. It's going on now at the Home Depot.
Free Domino's Cheesy Bread, everybody! Free Cheesy Bread! Free Cheesy Bread!
Where's the Cheesy Bread?
I don't know.
Wait, where's Samantha?
Yeah, where is she?
You don't think she's...
You're free, Cheesy Bread. You're free. Go, go!
Now get an order of Cheesy Bread free when you buy a large one-topping Domino's pizza for just $9.99. What you do with it, of course, is up to you.
I'm gonna miss those little fellas.
Get the door. It's free Domino's Cheesy Bread.
At Kia's all-model sales event, you can get up to $2,000 cash back or 0% financing on a new car. Like the affordable Rio.
Redesigned Spectra. And the luxurious Optima.
What's even more attractive, they're backed by a 10-year, 100,000-mile warranty.
They're here for the all-model sales event?
Mm-hmm.
Did you tell them all-model means all car models?
Uh-uh. Good man.
So hurry down to Kia's all-model sales event and get up to $2,000 cash back or 0% financing.
Introducing Cool Contact Towels from Old Spice. Cool down anytime, anywhere.
I swear I was falling in love
New Cool Contact. Splash one on.
Ray, what's he doing?
Waiting for his pepsi to start working.
How long does it take?
Like 40 minutes.
Why does he take it then?
Well, he takes it because it lasts long.
Why does he need it to last long? Just take Tums.
Tums Ultra neutralizes acid fast before Pepsi DC even starts to work. And when it's gone, it's gone.
Take your Tums.
Real people.
I'm so happy here.
I think if I stayed here any much longer, I'd go insane.
Real lives.
Unfortunately, Robbie is gone and I picked myself up a Greek gift.
Real dreams.
I need to be engaged by 29 because I will not be not married by 30.
Real drama.
Did you cover my trash?
Real comment.
It's TV's first reality miniseries, The Hamptons, Sunday, June 2nd on ABC.
We invented the first minivan.
Today they're the best selling, most award winning minivans in the world.
And now they're easier to get into.
During the national minivan sales event at your Chrysler dealer.
Get seven year, 100,000 mile protection on engines and transmissions.
$100 cash allowances or 0% financing on select models.
And make no payments for 90 days.
So for great products, great protection and great value.
Get to the national minivan sales event today.
Hey, you two here for the 25th anniversary of the Denny's Grand Slam Breakfast?
Wow, when it's someplace overpriced.
Yeah, and it's the Muppet Show's 25th anniversary too.
Oh, congratulations Kermit.
Yeah, yeah, get to the deal sister.
Well, every day from 5 a.m. to 10 p.m. the delicious Grand Slam is just $2.99.
Yay, let's get three.
Anything for you Kermit?
Sheesh, we may need a bigger booth.
Two delicious eggs, two hotcakes, bacon and sausage.
The $2.99 Grand Slam.
Seven days a week right now at Denny's.
The saga continues.
The event you don't want to miss.
Oh, it's the Memorial Day sales event at your Northwest Ford stores.
Lease a best-selling F-150 XL Sport for only $2.87 a month.
Or get $2,500 cash back or zero-nine financing on a best-selling Explorer.
But you better hurry before someone else.
The boys.
Stakes their claim.
So Dr. Pitell, I can call you doctor.
Yes.
What are your credentials?
I graduated top of my class.
Where?
Berkeley.
How many years?
Eight.
I'm a fully licensed optometrist.
I perform full scope optometrics.
Hold on, full scope.
Yes, I do eye exams, prescribe medication, diagnose and treat eye disease.
What about kids?
Ever work with kids?
Yes, all the time.
Congratulations.
You're our man.
Okay, Timmy, you can go with Dr. Pitell now.
At Shopco, we've got your doctor, we've got your frames.
And we think that's pretty neat.
Shopco.
Need stuff?
Sure.