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The whole gang's gone gaga over Cheer's beautiful new boss.
I want to sleep with you 25 times. But you don't want to sleep with me at all, am I right?
Right.
Okay, so what's half of 25?
Your IQ.
But this lady, she's playing hardball.
I know you have trouble dealing with a woman in a position of authority.
Oh, wait a minute. I've never had trouble with a woman in any position.
Will Sammy get the first base? I'll go down swinging. Next time on Cheers.
Wednesday at 7.30 on TV 40.
We'll return to Bunny O'Hare, starring Betty Davis and Ernest Borgnein, on the all-night movie from KTXL TV 40 in just a moment.
A little work, a little care, a little imagination, and it's gonna be great.
Alright, that's it!
Steven Spielberg presents a comedy for anyone who's ever been told, all it needs is a little work.
Tom Hanks, Shelley Long, for the first time on television.
From Money Kids.
Wednesday at 8 on TV 40.
A lot of people who don't think they need a hearing aid may already have one.
Up two streets and take a right.
He said up two streets and take a right.
They bring their hearing aid with them wherever they go.
And if they forget their hearing aid, they'll find one.
She said Italian, Thousand Island, or vinaigrette?
Vinaigrette.
Now there's a hearing aid for people reluctant to wear one.
It's called Miracle Ear.
Because hard as it may be to believe, that's precisely what it is.
If you have nerve deafness and have been told nothing can be done for you, Miracle Ear could help.
If you can hear people talk but can't understand all the words, Miracle Ear could help.
If you're concerned how a hearing aid will make you look, people probably won't even know you're wearing a Miracle Ear unless you tell them.
Miracle Ear is so tiny it's practically unnoticeable.
But a hearing problem can be very noticeable.
Next.
She said next.
Oh.
Still reluctant? Maybe you need more information.
Call 1-800-421-1400 and receive this free booklet.
You'll get the facts you need to make an informed, intelligent decision about your hearing needs and which steps, if any, to take next.
You'll even learn how you can get a free hearing test.
Just call 1-800-421-1400.
Huh?
He said speak now or forever hold your peace.
Oh.
Ask your doctor about Miracle Ear or call 1-800-421-1400.
The phone call is free. The helpful information is free. Our hearing test is also free.
Call Miracle Ear now because when you're losing your hearing, the worst thing to do...
is nothing.
What did he say?
Tom Hanks stars in The Money Pit this evening at 8 o'clock on the big movie from KTXL TV 40.
We'll return to Bunny O'Hare tonight's all-night movie in a moment.
The Promise.
Time Life Music proudly presents Country USA.
Well, I was born to call my daughter...
You've got to kiss an angel good morning...
Only Time Life could have assembled the greatest stars of country music in this all-new collection.
I fell into a burning ring of fire...
That's my young man...
She's a good-hearted woman...
Hello, darling.
Each Country USA album features the greatest hits of a single year.
Start your collection with 24 country hits from the year 1961.
I fall to pieces...
Just walk on by...
Wait on the corner...
Hello, walls.
Country USA is not available in stores, so call now to get the year 1961 on two LPs, two cassettes, or compact disc.
And your tender year ends.
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Call 1-800-225-9100 to order Country USA at the special introductory price.
That's 1-800-225-9100.
Or send just $14.99 for two records or two cassettes, or $16.99 for one compact disc to Country USA, Box 227, Orchard Park, New York.
This wagon holds a treasure chest of gold. It's invincible, but then again so is the duke, and he's got his eye on it.
He needs help, and the best man for the job is his worst enemy.
Half a million dollars.
How are we going to take it? The Prussian Army?
Three other fellas. Five of them.
There's big money in it if they pull it off. If they don't, it could be fatal.
John Wayne and Kirk Douglas. Star in War Wagon. Thursday at 8.
When a deserving student can't afford to go to college...
We all miss the bus.
Support the United Negro College Fund.
The promise nobody has lower prices on flotation beds than the waterbed outlet. Your flotation sleep center.
The proof are all sale. Hurry and save $100 right now on this full-size tube flotation bed.
Normally it's a steal at $300, but right now at the outlet it's just $199 with no money down. Beautiful waterbeds from $99.
Why pay more? Come to the fall sale now at the waterbed outlet where flotation always costs less. That's our promise. Promise.
Howdy again, I'm Cal Worthy. Hey, if you're buying any kind of a Japanese import, see me first, give me the first chance at the deal, and I'll give you this cordless telephone.
Now you don't have to buy from me, even if you buy from another dealer, I will still give you this cordless telephone.
It's a nice little gift, and it's just my way of saying thank you, partner, for giving me the first chance at the deal.
Hey, give us a call, call us, collect. I'll save you time, save you money, save you trouble. We'd love to talk to you. Pick up the phone, call us, collect.
It's Worthington Toyota Rancho Cordova, open till midnight.
How can you tell if someone you know is dabbling in the occult?
One, look for a severe breakdown in communication.
Two, unexplained acts of violence against oneself or others.
Three, the presence of objects used in satanic rituals.
And four, four?
Sit back and wait.
Watch Hell to Pay this week on The 700 Club.
When you're good at what you do, you ought to work someplace where doing things right really counts.
Aim High, Air Force.