Not too close, what do you think? I got that insurance?
What insurance is that, Yogi?
The one you really need to have. If you don't have it, that's why you need it.
Need what?
Well, if you get hurt and miss work, it won't hurt to miss work.
And they give you cash, which is just as good as money.
Half-lack, ask about it at work.
I was always going. Having to go in the middle of traffic and just starting and stopping.
Having to go in the middle of a ball game and then not being able to go once I got there.
And going at night. Going and going.
I thought I had a going problem. My doctor said I had a growing problem.
It wasn't my bladder. My prostate was growing.
I had an enlarging prostate. My doctor prescribed Avidart.
Most medicines only treat symptoms. Avidart, with time, actually shrinks the prostate and improves urinary symptoms.
So I can go more easily when I need to go and go less often.
Only your doctor can tell if your symptoms are from an enlarged prostate and not a more serious condition such as prostate cancer.
So have regular prostate exams. Avidart is for men only.
Women should not take or handle Avidart due to the risk of a specific birth defect.
Tell your doctor if you have liver disease.
Rarely sexual side effects, tenderness, or swelling of the breast can occur.
Call your doctor today. Avidart, for your growing problem.
All I walk is a road somewhere. A great escape from the ordinary.
Weekend ideas at my fingertips. Thousands of ways to take off the trip.
All I want is, all I want is, all I want is, it's a complimentary weekend.
Would it be lovely?
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Sir Arthur.
Yes, Sir Kevin.
I think we need help. It seems a malicious witch has cast a spell upon our people.
Malicious witch?
Tell me.
Our best people are being lured away and the talent we have go uninspired.
What do you propose?
We need a witch hunt.
A witch hunt!
I agree.
A witch hunt sounds like a good idea.
And then a white paper.
A white paper!
And what do you do with this white paper?
You read it.
At what point do we cast this witch into oblivion and save our people?
When we find someone who does that sort of thing.
Not an easy task.
And thus Sir Arthur learns the value of the HR experience of IBM Business Consulting, who actually do that sort of thing.
Let's compare. If this is other car insurance companies and this is Allstate, and if they both cost about the same, which would you feel safer with?
You're in good company. Last year over a million people switched their car insurance to Allstate.
Surprised? For many people Allstate actually costs less than those companies that only talk about how much you can save.
Allstate's been helping drivers for over 70 years.
You can look to their knowledge and experience for help 24-7. You get more than an 800 number.
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Why get car insurance from a company you're not sure about, when you can get peace of mind from Allstate?
It's a good feeling if the going gets rough.
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Quality car insurance should be affordable. That's Allstate, Stan. Are you in good hands?
Father-son PGA Tour pros make sure there's a Smith and Wilensky in every city they play.
Miami, for sure.
Why, Dad?
Great place for the wedge.
Then Houston, Dallas and Vegas.
Chicago and Columbus, they're gimmies, right?
Right.
How about Boston, Philly or D.C.?
Team up.
You playing New York?
The big sirloin?
Absolutely.
Smith and Wilensky, because the Stadlers only play where the stakes are the best.
What about Augusta?
Yeah, but there's no Smith and Wilensky.
Excuse me, what is that?
ING. They're the financial services company that's all about fresh thinking.
They're full of new ideas, so you're ready for whatever comes along.
I know about ING.
I want to have a cappuccino.
What's that?
Why can't we have a cappuccino?
You have to go to the car now.
You never have any fun. You never let me do anything fun.
That's a man struggling with his inner child.
You're so mean!
A cappuccino, please.
Ask your financial professional about ING.
If you're feeling desperate on Sunday nights, we've got a whole new set of housewives.
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More dirty laundry.
Both end up in prison.
And even, now straight, more desperate.
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Tonight on Notorious, Lonely Boy becomes progressive preacher.
He always seemed to be very much for the down-frogging.
As congregation grows...
They saw Jonestown as the promised land.
So does paranoia.
He was ready to snap.
But power corrupts.
He thought he was God.
People's temples self-destruct.
Die with a degree of dignity.
Jim Jones is notorious.
Now at A New Time, tonight at 9 on Channel 266, the Biography Channel.
The woods playing.
We're coming back.
How long does it take Australians to make up?
Why, do you think it's just fuckable?
Can't believe you'd do this to me.
I never want to see you again.
Okay, I forgive you.
Hostess as Strident Revere.
Is this the help desk?
I need help.
What kind of help?
Dinosaurs and robots and outer space.
And why the sky is blue.
Lots of stuff.
Don't you learn that in school?
I don't go to school.
It's too far.
I live on a farm in China.
I see.
Is there room for me over there?
We're virtual.
There's always room.
Help desk.
Excuse me, what is that?
Oh, that's ING.
They're the financial services company that's all about fresh thinking.
They're full of new ideas, so you're ready for whatever comes on.
I know about ING.
What is that?
It's a guy with his own theme music.
Ask your financial professional about ING.
How long does it take an Australian to find his dream home?
I might. I'll try again.
1972, open Pebble Beach.
I stood at the 17th, 219 yards into the wind.
I hit one of the best one-irons I've ever hit in my life.
Hit the pin drop down within a couple inches.
It was a shot I knew I had to make.
And I did.
Like Jack Nicholas, the Royal Bank of Scotland group knew it's never good enough just to talk a good game.
You have to play a good game.
Make it happen.
We welcome you back to the city of St. Andrews.
Think about the mountains you want to climb in the BMW X5.
The corners you want to take.
The hairpin turns you plan to find.
Because it would be very un-BMW-like to have you thinking about brake pads, rotors, and oil changes.
The BMW X5, the only SAV in its class with a standard full maintenance program.
Greg and Kevin Stadler, father-son PGA Tour pros, make sure there's a Smith and Wilensky in every city they play.
Miami, for sure.
Why, Dad?
Great place for the wedge.
Then Houston, Dallas, and Vegas.
Chicago and Columbus, they're gimmies, right?
Right.
How about Boston, Philly, or D.C.?
TM-up.
You playing New York?
The big sirling?
Absolutely.
Smith and Wilensky, because the Stadlers only play where the stakes are the best.
What about Augusta?
Yeah, but there's no Smith and Wilensky.
I heard there's this thing called the Direct TV Movers Connection.
They install your Direct TV service in your new home when you move.
And it's free.
Free?
I wouldn't mind moving.
This place is nice.
Movers Connection, only from Direct TV.
Another example of how Direct TV is rethinking the way television should be.
I never thought I'd see the day when I would have the chance to say, hey, but Kiss, come watch the Bears.
I never thought that I would see all these games in sweet HD, because I just said it couldn't be done.
It's NFL Sunday Ticket.
This is how watching football games should be.
It's NFL Sunday Ticket from Direct TV.
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