Tender Crisp, extra mayo?
Yep.
That is me.
Tender on the inside, crispy on the outside.
You're not tender.
You're always yelling.
That's the crispy side.
So where's the tender?
Locked up in here away from you guys.
Is that funny?
Because I am this close to going crispy.
It's here, the new Tender Crisp, all white meat chicken wrapped in crispity goodness.
From Walt Disney Pictures, the most spectacular race in history is about to begin.
Traveled around the world in 80 days.
Walt Disney Pictures presents...
I really believe we can succeed.
Yes.
Three friends who will risk their lives...
Stop them!
We're not giving up!
To rock the world.
That's nice.
Around the world in 80 days.
What's that on the right?
No, my right.
Stop helping me!
Rated PG in theaters June 16.
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I like things in life that are the best.
My best friend.
The best cuts.
And of course the best place for these.
My son.
Chris.
Let me call you back.
I'm a little busy.
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Moving Out.
The Tony Award winner now on Broadway is, well, Moving Out.
Coming to more than 20 cities with the songs of Billy Joel
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Jay Bush and Duke here to introduce Bush's baked beans in our new microwavable cup.
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Roll that beautiful bean footage.
They're slow cooked according to a secret family recipe
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I've only shared Bush's secret family recipe with Duke, and he's not talking.
Boy, these people sure are friendly.
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Daddy! Let's read!
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Next Sunday on ABC, the hit Extreme Makeover Home Edition is all new.
A desperate family forced from their home by a deadly toxin.
Now, under extreme conditions, they'll make a family's dream come true.
All new next Sunday on ABC.
Monday, May 17th.
A concert event 45 years in the making.
Motown 45.
Featuring the Backstreet Boys.
Wayne Brady.
The Commodore.
The Four Tops.
Macy Gray.
Jermaine Jett.
Gladys Knight.
Nick Lashan.
Kimberly Locke.
Michael McDonough.
Ryan McKnight.
Raven.
Moki Robbins.
John Stone.
It's the biggest karaoke sing-along on the planet.
Motown 45.
Motown Monday, May 17th on ABC.
So, Neil, tell me again.
Oh, I'm going down to my wireless company to get a billing error fixed once and for all.
Maybe this way I'll get a little sympathy.
So, you're sure about this?
Uh-huh.
You know, I still think the neck brace is enough.
Agreed.
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Come in today and visit Isaac's new dining department.
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How a town in Alabama is helping to make Umatilla safer.
Tuesday, Wednesday, and Thursday.
Can inspiration make the minivan even more amazing?
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Some paper towels say they've improved.
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Bounty absorbs faster.
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You can make one change in your home that will change everything.
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Call me?
Really?
Of course.
So, did you kiss her?
Two more weeks, Dad. I'm cutting you loose.
Your student driver's going solo.
Don't insure him with just anybody.
Get a state farm agent.
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No wonder so many families trust State Farm.
Did he kiss her?
You've never eaten yogurt like this before.
Eat light and fit, be light and fit.
Van Helsing is a great way to kick off the summer movie season.
It has the excitement of Raiders of the Lost Ark.
The film's most classic creatures.
Van Helsing rated PG-13.
Tomorrow, 8, 7 Central, the magic continues.
With the world premiere of A Wrinkle in Time.
This is nuts.
But it works.
The fantastic universe of the best-selling novel explodes on screen.
Talk about a visual aid.
With vivid special effects.
You know, jump into hyperspace, warp speed, all that stuff.
And an all-star cast featuring Alfre Woodard.
The ultimate starship is here.
A wonderful world of Disney special event, A Wrinkle in Time.
ABC Tomorrow, 8, 7 Central.
Nicely done.
They dated 30 years ago.
Now he's the school's new principal.
And Kate has a date with him again after Bridget gets busted.
You have no idea who I am, do you?
How cool.
Add a mark and guess on an all-new 8 Simple Rules.
Part of the full hour, ABC Tuesday.
In February, we just handed out some of the biggest jackpots in television history.
Don't want a million dollars.
But that's just jump change.
Thank you.
Because $10 million is still up for grabs.
Yeah.
Super millionaire returns next Sunday on ABC.
Quidditch is quite an experience, really.
Because it's, you know, it's very surreal.
Because you are on a broomstick and you're just kind of being thrown about in front of this blue screen.
And it's just very, it's not the most comfortable of sorts, I have to say.
But it's, you know, the end result is always so good that it's always worth it in the end.
You always kind of have that thought to see through, really.
Oh yeah, the chess scene, that was fun.
Because I got to get on that horse.
That was really cool, yeah.
In the first film, I remember the hardest scene for me to do was the troll scene.
Because those stunts, I literally ate dust for about a week.
Properly ate dust.
I had a bump in the back of my head where every time I went on it was like bang, bang, bang.
All the way down.
But no, it was...
Yeah, but it looked amazing.
Well, it was hard.
It was one of those things that when I saw it I was like, yeah, you know, that's really good.
It looks good.
Stress should cause more perspiration than this.
How did she do it?
Congratulations.
You're in.
Degree kicks in in the clutch.
This is where the magic happens.
This ought to top off your afternoon nicely.
My family always loved the sun, but my husband, he got skin cancer.
There were 1.3 million new cases of skin cancer last year.
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We're not hiding in the house.
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Coppertone wants everyone to get smart about the sun.
When we test the nation's largest, most reliable wireless network...
Works fine.
Good.
We won't let anything stop us.
Can you hear me now?
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We never stop working for you.
This Mother's Day, think of the little ones.
Life insurance, loans, retirement, AIG.
We know money.
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Tomorrow, First Lady Laura Bush in a Good Morning America exclusive
will ask all your questions from educating your children to her husband's heated battle
with John Kerry to the growing prisoner abuse scandal in Iraq.
The First Lady in her own words only on ABC's Good Morning America tomorrow.
Morning, Bill.
Morning, Phil.
Big day?
Yeah, my Quest DSL installation kit is being delivered today.
Oh.
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Phil's getting high speed internet today.
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What's going on here?
We like to call it our spirit of service in action.
We got to move because there's a new dead dawn and equalize to worry if they're following you around.
We take them down.
You kids should save your money for a house instead of these fancy, sassy turkey panitos.
May your marriage be as long as this panito.
Very nice.
I see fresh oven roasted turkey, real provolone, sun-dried tomato sauce on a lovely toast-titch about a baguette.
This is Tres Gourmet.
Thanks for getting our wedding, Uncle Jack.
How a town in Alabama is helping to make Umatilla safer, Tuesday, Wednesday, and Thursday.
Why would Snake put a cur-