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Oh, Bird and Magic rumbled in?
Magic must have eyes in the back of his head.
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Michael Jordan. The man is phenomenal.
On some of his dunks, he looks like he's the spider.
Was he him? Wings?
They just saw a sneak preview of an all-new Sports Rock video cassette offered by Sports Illustrated.
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Personal hygiene.
How will you separate yourselves from those barbaric whores that exude a most malodorous air?
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A variable olfactory medley.
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Raise your glasses, gentlemen.
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It's time to play ball.
The strong arm staff of Georgia Tech battles the speedy Wichita State Shockers on Sunday night college baseball.
Live on ESPN.
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Now the final chapter, students, in Bosworth's book of etiquette, Personal Hygiene.
How will you separate yourselves from those barbaric hordes that exude a most malodorous air?
Red Guard Sports Stick from Gillette. Maximum protection and a fresh scent.
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Raise your glasses, gentlemen, to civilization.
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It's time to play ball. The strong arm staff of Georgia Tech battles the speedy Wichita State Shockers on Sunday night college baseball. Live on ESPN.
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Coming up next on SportsCenter, the march to Seattle continues as the Wildcats and the Tigers fought one another in Boise and the Mountaineers duke it out with the Blue Demons.
A top tar heel gets a swift kick. J.R. Reid is suspended and we'll get to the TPC, ASAP, A-OK on ESPN and we'll have hockey highlights.
And we have plenty to jam in over the next 30 minutes on SportsCenter.