In this room is a remarkable entertainment.
It can make you laugh.
Or change moods.
It'll take you around the world.
It comes with 50,000 people to help.
It does more faster.
Yet for all you get, it costs amazingly little.
It's AT&T Long Distance.
Got a painful cold?
Gotta get relief?
Get Alka-Seltzer Plus Cold Medicine.
It relieves painful cold symptoms some others missed with a decongestant, antihistamine,
and a pain reliever you can't find in any other leading cold medicine.
The pain's gone.
Ah, I can breathe.
Everything feels better, better, better.
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And now for sinus and allergy relief, try new Alka-Seltzer Plus Sinus Allergy Medicine.
Tonight, a sauce that's chunkier than ever before.
Ragout Chunky Garden Style.
Mom, how chunky can it be?
Yep, that's really chunky.
Ragout Chunky Garden Style.
When it comes to sauce, there's only one question.
Surely we'll continue after these few messages.
40 unforgettable hits.
Classic love songs.
Very special songs.
Janice Taylor, Elton John, The Temptations, from Carly Simon to Kenny G.
Always.
40 of the soft rock hits you really love.
But it's not sold in any store.
Please stay tuned to order.
To order, call toll-free 1-800-441-4040 to save all COD charges and pay only $19.98 for
records or cassettes or $24.98 for two compact discs plus $4 shipping.
Use your credit card or send check or money order to always DO Box 2009, Yakima, Washington.
Remember to save all COD charges, send check or money order, or use your credit card.
He had left the tape recorder going in his car.
You know, milk's great for a lot of things, but when it comes to my coffee, this is great.
Coffee mate.
It makes my coffee rich, smooth, and creamy.
The way I like it.
So milk for some things, but coffee mate for my coffee.
It works out beautifully.
Coffee mate from Carnation.
What you put in coffee even when there's milk around.
I've got the worst cold a human being ever had.
I've got a major presentation tomorrow.
I've got to rest, and I'm out of NyQuil.
I could take these, but I'd still be up all night coughing, which means I'd be a wreck
for the presentation, which means I could get fired.
What am I going to do, go next door like an idiot and ask, could I borrow a cup of NyQuil?
Once you know what NyQuil can do, nothing else will do.
Little news, little news.
The Keebler elves have some brand new bite-size cookies you can eat by the handful.
They're bite-size, all right.
They're new Keebler mini middles, but the big news is inside.
Wow.
There's a surprising burst of chocolatey fudge inside each one.
How do we do that?
Watch.
Oh.
So if you're looking for fun, new mini middles, the bite-size surprise from Keebler.
I can't remember when we've been this excited.
Julie will continue after these few messages.
Her beautiful voice is unforgettable.
A legend for all time, Patsy Cline.
Now Heartland Music presents Patsy Cline in a special to Record Treasury.
Patsy was one of a kind.
There's never been a voice so pure and honest.
Every song is a classic.
It's the most complete Patsy Cline collection ever.
This special treasury is not sold in stores.
Please stay tuned to order.
To order call toll free 1-800-344-9292.
To save all COD charges and pay only $12.98 for records or cassettes or $16.98 for compact
disc plus $3 shipping, use your credit card or send check or money order to Patsy Cline,
PO Box 2009, Yakima, Washington.
Remember to save all COD charges, send check or money order, or use your credit card.
Whoa, look at my ego.
Todd, you've got your own ummy.
This is ummy?
That Eggo waffle is ummy.
Oh, warm and crispy.
Let's go to a distraction technique.
Whoops.
Hey, not so fast.
Oh, sure.
He gets a bigger bedroom and the Eggo.
Life is not fair.
Okay, we've got to pull out all the stops.
Okay, here we go.
Nutritious Eggo waffles also in delicious nut and honey.
Cuteness.
It's a cheap trick, but it works.
Lights.
So to show you how sales are doing, I prepared.
You never know what the day will bring.
But the unexpected's a real sure thing.
When your body responds to sudden stress, Shure responds on demand.
Lights.
Shure's on demand formula helps keep you dry.
Isn't it better to talk face to face?
The greatest travel bargain on earth is waiting.
For less than the price of a stamp, you can go anywhere, anytime, effortlessly.
You can leave from almost any corner.
50,000 people are making sure you have a good trip.
There's nothing faster or easier or more certain.
Yet for all you get, it costs amazingly little.
It's AT&T Long Distance.
If you want to tell people about new mini Chips Ahoy cookies, you don't go to these
guys.
You come to me, Spud Wayup, the mini man in big time basketball.
These new mini Chips Ahoy are mini, like me.
You grab a handful, crunch them anywhere.
New mini Chips Ahoy.
Personally, I like to dunk them.
But surely we'll continue after these few messages.
We'll continue after these few messages.
This year, one out of every two American families will be hit with the enormous expense of hospitalization
and their regular insurance won't even come close to paying the bill.
But now you can give your family the extra protection they need.
This brochure in your Sunday newspaper tells how you can receive direct cash benefits from
Physicians Mutual on top of any other insurance you may have.
All the facts are right here in this brochure.
Watch for it this Sunday.
A lot of times when I'm out there working on stories for the West, I think, I can't
believe nobody's heard about this yet.
This is information you can't get anywhere else because nobody covers the West like we
do.
These are stories that affect your life, your family, that hit you where you live.
Get ready for the West, Sunday, 6 p.m.
Jack Nicholson is going South Sunday, 4 p.m.