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Team USA has a new home, USA Network.
And it all starts with the US Olympic Trials.
For 11 weeks in a row, America's best.
Find out who will represent the red, white, and blue in Athens.
The US Olympic Trials tomorrow morning at 10 on USA,
the home of the US Olympic team.
Hi, I'm Keith Hernandez.
And I'm Walt Clyde Frazier.
What a marvelous night for the action.
Let's go to the play-by-play.
Oh, there's Mr. Graybeard approaching Miss Hottie.
Oh, no.
Rejected.
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When you go to Augusta, these shoes will rock.
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Thanks.
The Salvation Army.
Hi Duffy.
Hi Jesper.
Just one of over 2,000 charities supported by the PGA Tour and its tournaments.
Proceeds from this tournament benefit St. Jude Children's Research Hospital.
It's in the hole.
These V-Fires are good.
We live at the PGA Tour.
Catch all the amazing highlights, surprise special guests, and more incredible golf coverage
than any other network.
PGA Tour Sunday.
Live every Sunday at 11.
Your golf is the best.
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Some conference in Cleveland.
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Willie Nelson and friends. Outlaws and angels.
Premieres Monday at 9 only on USA.
Team USA has a new home. USA Network.
And it all starts with the U.S. Olympic Trials.
For 11 weeks in a row, America's best.
Find out who will represent the red, white, and blue in Athens.
The U.S. Olympic Trials tomorrow morning at 10 on USA.
The home of the U.S. Olympic Team.
It's in the hole.
These guys are good.
We're live at the PGA Tour on USA.
Catch all the amazing highlights, surprise special guests,
and more incredible golf coverage than any other network.
PGA Tour Sunday. Live every Sunday at 11.
Your golf is on USA.
Produced by the director of The Fast and the Furious and Triple N.
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A world premiere television event.
Premieres Wednesday at 8 only on USA.
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The Indiana Jones weekend begins with Raiders of the Lost Ark.
Tonight at 8 on USA.
We now join this USA program already in progress.
The Last Ride.
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Premieres Wednesday at 8 only on USA.
Welcome aboard Flight 355.
Our flying time today will be 13 hours and 7 minutes.
There will be no meal service aboard this flight.
Your next meal a little far off?
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100% whole grain to satisfy you.
Triscuit gets you there.
The best way to get there is to get a meal.
You can get a meal at the U.S. Olympic Team.
The Brita picture filters out the things that shouldn't come with your water,
like hundreds of plastic bottles and expensive filtration systems.
And all you have to do is this.
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What's the hottest thing in pizza?
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We try to protect ourselves from the elements.
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And if you have diabetes, from temptation as well.
And since diabetes puts you at high risk for heart attack and stroke,
it's important to talk to your doctor about ways to help protect your heart.
The Heart Protection Study by Oxford University researched Zocor.
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in people with diabetes, regardless of cholesterol level.
Zocor is a prescription medicine and is not for everyone,
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or people with liver problems.
Your doctor may do blood tests to check for liver problems.
Because serious side effects can result,
tell your doctor about any muscle pain or weakness you experience
without any medicines you are taking.
If you have diabetes, get information about the Heart Protection Study
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It's your future. Be there.
Look at these ogre-sized M&Ms.
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Ogre-sized M&Ms. Get them while they're big.
Monday, USA is kicking off the summer with the concert event of the year,
featuring Kid Rock, Keith Richards, Bob Dylan, Toby Keith,
Shelby Lynn, Carole King, Merle Haggard, Leanne Womack, and Willie Nelson.
Maggie and Erin!
Willie Nelson and friends, outlaws, and angels.
Serves Monday at 9, only on USA.
If you're searching for the heights of adventure,
your search begins and ends right here.
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This Memorial Day weekend, the ultimate adventurer.
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In the ultimate adventure trilogy.
I hate snakes!
In its extraordinary, epic entirety.
Take a three-night journey with the greatest explorer in movie history.
The Indiana Jones weekend begins with Raiders of the Lost Ark,
tonight at 8, only on USA.
This Memorial Day weekend, come live the legend.
Why did you choose this life?
I was born, and this is what I am.
Stunning.
Passionate.
Four stars.
Troy, a Wolfgang Petersen film, rated R, now playing.
Remember, not mayonnaise, miracle whip.
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The sandwich just isn't a sandwich without miracle whip.
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Impaired judgment.
Another unfortunate side effect of hunger.
We recommend Snickers.
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Hey, brown eyes.
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Nobody has more cool flips than Payless.
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On June 6th, USA's hit original series returns.
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The Dead Zone, new season premieres Sunday, June 6th at 10 on USA.
Is in their blood and revenge is on their mind.
It's time to finish this.
Produced by the director of The Fast and the Furious and Triple X.
Dennis Hopper, Chris Comack and the new GTO.
The Last Ride, a world premier television event.
Premiers Wednesday at 8, only on USA.
Wonderful. Okay, keep me in the loop.
Now you can take a mini break with new white, dark and milk chocolate Kit Kat assorted miniatures.
Wherever wheels are rolling, spinning proud and bold.
The name is stolen by a song with a cover.
Need to grow old.
Living with genital herpes can be a hassle.
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After one year, a third were outbreak free.
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There is no cure for herpes.
Even with treatment, it may be possible to spread herpes.
Valtrek may not prevent all recurrences.
To avoid a potentially serious complication, tell your doctor if your immune system is not normal
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Common side effects are headache, nausea, and abdominal pain.
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My days are mine, and that's the way it should be.
It's a brand new day.
This land is your land.
This land is my land.
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This land is what's made for you and me.
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They're cute and they're cuddly and so fun to chew, but so much is touch mine and I will bite you.
New cheese at Twisters. Get your own box.
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When it comes to getting the parts, supplies and advice you need to keep your car running right,
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Take a three-night adventure with the greatest explorer in movie history.
What's his name?
The Indiana Jones weekend begins with Raiders of the Lost Ark tonight at 8 on USA.