I didn't want to go to school.
I wanted to stay home with Mom.
I love my Mom.
But Dad said everybody needs to leave home sometime.
That's how you learn about the Force.
Mom says if Anna can't do it, I can do it.
For all Jedi Knights in training, it's Star Wars at Big K Mart.
Like no place on Earth.
What we're attempting has never been done.
She's sleeping like a baby.
You've seen sharks before.
These three are the test sharks.
Wow.
But on July 30th...
As a side effect, the sharks got smarter.
You'll meet a whole new breed.
It can do that?
Bust through a steel door?
She's screwed with the sharks and now the sharks are screwing with us.
Deep Blue Sea Rated R.
Starts Friday, July 30th.
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Payback, starring Mel Gibson.
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A civil action starring John Travolta and Robert Duvall.
All guaranteed to be there at Blockbuster.
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With the most horsepower in its class, the Acura TL silences the competition.
Of course, with its sophisticated sound dampened cabin,
you probably wouldn't have heard them anyway.
The 1999 TL.
From Acura.
Honey, have you ever heard the door close on a tough shed?
That's the sound of a well-built product.
Do you know all tough shed products come with a five-year warranty?
What other product can you say that about?
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Mystery Man.
On August 6th.
We've got a date with destiny.
The fate of the world is in their hands.
What's his power?
Excuse me.
Mystery Man, rated PG-13, starts August 6th.
100...
The wild, wild west
When I roll the doodle
The wild, wild west
When I stroll the doodle
The wild, wild west
When I bounce the doodle
The wild, wild west
We go with speed
The wild, wild west
We go with speed
The wild, wild west
The Rodeo Double Cheeseburger has an amazing 75% more beef than the Big Mac, and it's only 99 cents.
It's a big tasty burger at a great price.
When you have it your way, it just tastes better.
Hi there, oh thank you. And here are the keys for your Century test drive.
It's a nice looking Century, but we're going on vacation.
I'm all packed.
That's a nice ride.
Yeah, it's got standard traction control.
You can't really, he doesn't have that, does it, son?
Ha.
And to your left are the ABS brakes. Standard.
Oh, Century's got V6 power standard.
Do you know that Century has the highest owner loyalty in its class?
Yeah.
Oh, not.
Did it too.
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You know what I like most about this car?
The headroom.
So we're finally on the...
Web.
Web, yes. Now, what kind of pictures do, how do we design the...
Website.
Website. Now then...
My wife paints.
His wife what? He said she paints.
The Art Institute of Seattle is offering an associate degree program in multimedia and web design.
Fruit. She, she, she, she paints fruit.
Visit us or call.
Fine. That's your ideas, huh?
They need you.
When you ran a tuxedo from the men's warehouse, you won't have to worry about whether you look good.
After all, you probably have enough on your mind already.
The men's warehouse now rents tuxedos.
You're gonna like the way you look. I guarantee it.
Last weekend, Snake Preview audiences discovered the secret side to the man who has everything.
That's play ball.
Critics are calling the Thomas Crown Affair intrigue and seduction at its best.
Just go!
Keep your eyes wide open for the sexiest thriller of the summer.
This movie has everything. Adventure, suspense and intrigue.
Brosnan and Russo steal the show.
The must-see summer sensation.
Pierce Brosnan, Renée Russo, the Thomas Crown Affair.
Rated R. Starts Friday, August 6th.
Jerry's pilot's gonna fly.
He wants to talk about Jerry!
Or is it?
If he says he doesn't want it to be a show about nothing, don't go nuts.
It's something, nothing. Who the hell cares?
On the next Seinfeld.
Coming your way next on UPN11.
Meet the Drew crew.
I'm Louis, Drew's best buddy.
I'm Oswald, Drew's best buddy.
Give it to us, big boy.
Who's his best buddy now?
Drew at 5 Days a Week.
This fall on UPN11.
When Americans take to the road, they generally take stuff.
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It transports my bike and anybody else that wants to go.
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Hello, golfers. Here comes your chance to beat the pro.
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I'd like to show you my latest creations.
This piece captures the joy I experience when talking to a Washington Mutual teller free of charge.
Here I have probed the naked totalitarianism of minimum balance requirements.
Free Visa Check Card is my bliss.
This is a picture of the duck I have on my chicks. His name is Stanley.
This is his bravest work since the adjustable rape mortgage stuff lost the other.
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Hey, this is upside down!
I'm a research scientist, so when I got arthritis I did some research.
I found odor-free capsaicin.
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And unlike the leading pain rubs, the longer you use it the greater the relief.
Capsaicin raises your level of relief.
He scratches itchy cuts then opens the cut to germs again.
But ordinary ointments don't stop itch.
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Hey, baby.
Action and heart.
Who, girl?
Clever. Inventive. A remarkable film.
He's my friend.
Finally, a movie that's entertaining for parents as well as children.
You can fly!
The Iron Giant.
Rated PG. Sneak preview this Sunday afternoon starts August 6th.
In the name of the celestial quadrangle, I invoke ye formless guardians of the mystic sphere.
In part, your secrets unleash the power of the universe.
This is how you're gonna upgrade my software, right?
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Go online to McAfee.com.
You're gonna clean all this wax up, right?
It's the sale at Lamont.
Now 60% off Mrs. T's and shorts.
60% off men's walk shorts and golf polos.
60% off all kids summer play wear.
And 60% off everything in home.
Plus, earn big bucks back.
This and more make Friday and Saturday the sale at Lamont's.
News Radio. Tonight at 11.30 on UPN 11.
News Radio Update. A surprise announcement.
This is now officially a non-smoking office.
Hallelujah.
Has someone fuming?
Is that deca?
No, no, it's regular.
Will Bill kick the habit?
Cocked up something that looked like escargot this morning.
Or will his career go up in smoke?
You know, I thank God every day we're not a TV station.
Stay tuned for the next News Radio.
Tonight at 11.30 on UPN 11.
Professor Burrows?
Yeah, it's Roswell.
I'm a little confused.
Would I be better off upgrading to an external 56K modem
or should I go for DSL?
Here, Roswell, nature has a way of giving us all the answers we are looking for.
Looking for technology information?
There's really only one place to go.
CNET.com.
Little fella.
The sign says it all.
Selection ready for summer.
Pickups, sports utilities, names like Wild Country, Wildcat, Trailcat and more.
Passenger and performance cars, Z800 Ultra, Proxes, the all-new Spectrum,
and on sale, Lushwap's popular Grand Am.
It's all here in the summer flyer.
Passenger tires start at $4 for $89.
Selected custom wheels and batteries on sale, too.
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Summertime fun time.
It starts at the Lushwap side.
Who's gonna be there for you?
Who's gonna help you find it?
Who's gonna be the one you turn to when you're in doubt?
It's to you I turn to when I need to learn to.
Where to go in my hometown?
Where to go in my home?
I turn to you.
US West Decks.
The pickup truck, the international symbol of rugged independence.
In the Nissan Frontier Crew Cab, a man can go wherever his wandering spirit takes him.
He can bring everything he needs, and he can do whatever he darn well pleases.
Yes, the Frontier sure says a lot about a man.
And his wife.
And his three little girls.
The new Nissan Frontier Crew Cab.