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The perfect friend.
Husband, father, three.
The perfect neighbor.
Such a good man.
The perfect disguise.
Um...
Arlington Road, graded R. Opens everywhere July 9th.
That's weird.
Honey, this lipstick doesn't look like your shade.
Oh, $300 for a massage?
I don't remember a massage.
Honey, get in here.
I'm watching the videotape for my bachelor party.
Thick-headed?
Sure.
But nothing compared to the rich, thick, frosty mug taste of an A&W root beer.
With A&W, it's good to be thick-headed.
Boy, was that embarrassing.
Here, let me rewind it.
Hi, little guy.
What's your name?
Uh, Crispy.
I knew M&Ms.
Oh, man.
Where's my son at the shop?
Not allowed to eat and swim!
Not for a half hour!
Uh, uh, let go hard!
No running.
Yeah, I'll be there in ten.
Bye.
Um...
Okay.
Where are they?
Freddie, time to go!
Uh...
Where are they?
Freddy, time to go!
Woof woof woof!
Woof woof!
Woof woof!
Woof!
LS.
The next big thing from Saturn.
Woof woof!
Whoa, Freddy!
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In this ring, I thee slam.
Punch.
Kick.
Although refs do us part.
We have got pandemonium everywhere!
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This fall, there's only one spy worth shagging.
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I bet you are.
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