I always wanted to live in a grand hotel, so I went to work in one for practically nothing.
That was when I discovered Suave.
When I made it to manager, I tried those expensive shampoos and conditioners.
Guess what? They worked better, just more expensive.
So I came back to Suave.
Why should I spend a fortune on my hair when Suave makes me look like I do?
Try Suave Mousse Hairspray and Gel for beautiful styles and look like you spent a fortune on your hair.
I want something round and crisp and buttery tasting.
It tastes so good, nothing can take its place.
It's not just anyone, it's the only one that will satisfy me.
When I want a cracker, I want a Ritz.
When you want a cracker, reach for that cold and fresh buttery taste of Ritz.
When you want a cracker, you want a Ritz.
Love is cold.
Okay, who knows what these are?
Fisher Price Fun Starter Toy.
Good. And this?
A Fun Starter Apple.
And where do we find the apple?
On special packages of Tide, Dawn and Cascade.
And what do we do with the apple?
We send two of them in to get free Fisher Price Fun Starter Flash Cards for our kids.
Great, because Fisher Price makes learning fun.
So look for this supplement in September 27th's newspapers.
Thank you, Mommy.
What would you expect to pay for a fling-broiled Burger King burger?
Wait, don't answer yet.
What if I told you this regular Burger King burger had 25% more beef than a regular McDonald's burger?
Now how much?
Don't answer yet.
What if I said you could get two of these burgers?
Not for $3 or $5, but for just $1.
It would leave you speechless.
Two burgers for a buck, now through October 4th at Burger King, the best food for fast times.
Flame-boilers are standing by.
Saturday on ABC Sports.
Big Ten rivals square off in their conference opener.
Ninth ranked Ohio State takes on the Fighting Illini of Illinois.
Or it's a pack-ten battle when the UCLA Bruins meet the Stanford Cardinals.
Coverage begins with ABC's College Football today.
Everybody's having fun Saturday.
For some time we've asked people the one thing they thought our Mr. Big Bath tissue should be.
Big.
Soft.
And no matter who we asked.
Big.
Soft.
Or under what circumstances.
Soft.
Big.
The answer was always the same.
And happily that's what two-layer thickness to Big Bath tissue is.
Big and soft.
If there's one thing you want in a bath tissue.
Big.
Soft.
This is both of them.
Hello, I'm Orville Redenbacher with my new improved microwave popping cart.
I've never seen popcorn more than ever before.
And I give you lots more popcorn.
Which is good.
Because once you start eating it.
You won't want to stop.
Orville Redenbacher.
Up to ten cups more per box.
Here's why these New England fishermen take Alka-Seltzer Plus cold medicine.
When I catch a cold it's a tough one.
And the only thing that seems to help me is Alka-Seltzer Plus.
I get aches and pains.
Runny nose.
Nasally.
And Alka-Seltzer Plus works every time.
When I get a cold my head feels like it's three feet thick.
Alka-Seltzer Plus helps break through.
Helps me get back on my feet.
Alka-Seltzer Plus cold medicine.
Fast, effective relief for tough winter colds.
In a word, it works.
The press calls Dolly a resounding success.
Well folks, it is time to feel good.
In my Tennessee mountain home.
America's falling in love with Dolly.
Sunday.
Then.
Don't you ever get tired of playing the Lone Ranger?
Dennis Weaver is Buck James after Dolly.
Sunday.
Tonight's movie, Proud Me, will continue in the morning.
On 2020's New Night Friday, women and love.
Find out what they desperately want.
I think passion doesn't die, it gets killed.
Plus, the VA, created to help the veteran.
Thousands claim it's become the enemy.
And Baryshnikov, the dance world's sexiest man.
Barbara Walters discovers why Russia's loss is our gain.
On 2020 Friday.
Coming up on the Channel 9 News at 10, you'll hear how some Kansas City-ians are doing in Los Angeles after the big earthquake there.
You'll meet the workers of the night shift who make your drive a safe one.
And next time you don't want to cook dinner, we'll show you who to call.
Now here's Dave.
After an unseasonably warm day with temperatures well into the 80s, now it's going to turn unseasonably cold with freezing temperatures likely by Saturday morning.
I'll have the complete forecast for you tonight at 10.
Now this.
A plot to kidnap Higgins.
Where's the main attack coming from?
Inside.
The rescue of a lifetime on Magnum.
Thursday night at 10.30.
We hope you'll join us at 10.
Every day.
Don't do it yourself without us.
Nobody beats Payless Cash Ways.
Guaranteed.
Can you be too attractive?
Oprah, Friday.
And now, we continue with Proud Men.
ABC's Olympic Diary is brought to you by Plymouth.
1979 was their year.
1980 was not.
Randy Gardner and Ty Babylonia won the Pairs World Championship in 79.
But in 1980, Randy Gardner pulled a muscle.
The couple's withdrawal from Olympic competition was inevitable.
The pride's inside.
Plymouth Sundance.
The pride's inside.
Designed in and built in.
Pride's in the performance, precision handling, front wheel drive, fuel-injected turbo.
Pride's in its quality.
Backed for seven years or 70,000 miles.
47 quality standard features.
Plymouth Sundance.
The pride's inside before you're inside.
The pride's inside.
Born in America.
The disappointment of 1980 never dimmed one factor.
Ty and Randy were the only Americans to win a World Pairs Championships
since 1950.
Tuesday, when Dave wakes up without Maddie.
I'm in Chicago.
You got something against advance reservations for lower fares?
It drives him up the wall.
Impact test. I do it to all my cars.
Moonlighting, then.
Time Magazine calls 30-something the season's best new series.
The L.A. Times says, excellent.
Bristling with fun and honest emotion.
Do you even notice what happens when someone flushes the...
If only there were more TV like 30-something.
After Moonlighting, Tuesday.
Proud men.
Tonight's ABC Thursday Night Moonlight will continue in a moment.
I'll never forget that night.
15 planes ready to go.
Traffic alert.
12 stacked up like pancakes.
Climb 1,000.
My throat was so sore it hurt to talk.
Pat said...
Spray, Sucret, spray.
Sprays don't last long enough.
Maximum Strength Sucret Spray does.
Tastes good.
Maximum Strength Sucret Spray with Diclonine lasts twice as long as the other brand.
Now I use Maximum Strength Sucret Spray.
Flight ain't clear for takeoff.
Lasts twice as long.
New chicken little sandwiches.
Kentucky Fried Chicken made you so nice.
Love your 39 cent price.
New chicken littles you cost just a little but people love you a lot.
I'm the world's biggest skeptic.
I was at my sister's house for the weekend and I'm the first one up.
And I'm dying for a cup of coffee.
And she's out of milk.
All I can find is coffee made.
I'm skeptical but without my morning coffee I don't function.
Turns out I had one of the best cups of coffee ever.
Rich and creamy.
So good in fact that by the time my sister woke up I was on my third cup.
Coffee made from carnation.
Don't doubt it till you've tried it.
I may be little but I'm tough.
Better than half those guys.
Especially Spider Krensky.
He can't dribble for anything.
I think Coach keeps me on the bench cause I'm small.
That makes me so mad.
I explained it to Mom.
Now she gives me extra big breakfast so I can grow.
Arroy de hash browns, eggs, the works.
I put it away.
And I tell Mom that Arroy de hash browns might really help my oak shop.
So she gives me more.
Dad says I'm pretty smart for a jock.
Every day at 7 a.m. over 6 million people wake up ready to battle plaque armed with Listerine.
Listerine reduces plaque by up to 50% over brushing alone.
For better oral hygiene.
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Here's to the winners.
Those who move mountains.
Here's to the miracles.
They make us see.
Holiday Inn welcomes you.
The people who know that winning at life is working hard at it and living it fully day after day.
Here's to the winners.
All of us can be.
Holiday Inn salutes you.
Here's to the winners.
We're on your way.
Shara, Apollo 7.
Bean.
Gordon, Apollo 12.
We had more to conquer than space.
I had a runny nose.
And I had a stuffy head.
We used Actifed.
How do you conquer cold symptoms?
Actifed.
McDonald's Egg McMuffin.
Sausage Biscuit.
Sausage Biscuit with Egg.
Sausage McMuffin with Egg.
Bacon, Egg, and Cheese Biscuit.
Who's ready to take breakfast by the hand?
Jeep designed Cherokee to give you more than any other vehicle of its kind.
Like a choice of two or four doors.
Room for five adults.
And now you can get Cherokee with an optional four-liter six-cylinder engine that has more power.
A lot more power than anything in its class.
But Cherokee's biggest advantage is one that can't be measured by mere numbers.
Cherokee is all Jeep.
What's the secret to a pop secret microwave popcorn?
Perfect popcorn popped under perfect conditions.
Without a lot of unpopped kernels.
And it tastes remarkably light and fluffy.
Pop secret from Betty Crocker.
It's the only way to pop.
Next Thursday, a network television premiere.
I like it.
Mariel Hemingway's unforgettable portrayal of playmate Dorothy Stratton.
Playboy is a very special magazine, Dorothy.
There's no other magazine like it.
I think that we should break cleanly.
Oh.
Dorothy Stratton, Playboy Centerfold.
The ABC Thursday Night Movie.
Star 80.
Parental discretion is advised.