Before you slip it over, before you pull it up, before you slide it on, before you dress, caress.
Caress isn't soap, it's the body bar with bath oil.
Caress can dry your skin the way soap can.
Gives you the soft you just can't get from soap.
You'll feel smoother, softer, softer than anything that touches you.
Before you dress, caress.
I can hear your heart.
What's it saying?
It likes that you've started jogging.
Oh yeah?
It likes that you're eating healthier.
Anything else?
Oh, this is about me.
Oh.
It's happy I'm giving us promise.
Promise?
Sure.
We promise because it's been proven lower in saturated fat than regular margarine and has no cholesterol.
That's good for me?
Yeah, eating foods low in saturated fat and cholesterol is good for you and your heart.
You know what else is good for me?
You get promise, get heart smart.
It was war between father and son.
You can't hate each other so much.
Charlton, Houston. Peter Strauss. Proud Men, next.
Friday, women and love. Find out what they desperately want.
I think fashion doesn't die, it gets killed.
Plus, the VA created to help the veteran. Thousands claim it's become the enemy.
Watch 2020 Friday.
A lot of people think I work for so many bulk clubs because I had a bad temper or something.
Actually, once you get to know me, I'm really a pussycat.
If you don't believe that, wait until you hear this.
Edie's Grand Light is as good as regular ice cream, even though it's lower in calories and 93% fat free.
Plus, it's all natural.
And it tastes great. Take it from Mr. Nice Guy.
Close your eyes for a moment.
Because we'd like you to imagine a fresh, buttery English muffin topped with tomato slices and a tangy cheese sauce.
Hey, get enclosed.
Okay, and fresh eggs and bacon and sausage links.
Look, is this what you've been imagining? Our new English Grand Slam?
Good. Now imagine where you can get this and three other great Grand Slam breakfasts.
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Recovering from the earthquake will have the latest at 10.
Tonight, an ABC premier presentation.
One man unwilling to forgive.
You can't disown our son.
We've got no son.
The whole world's giving over to Vietnam. Why the hell can't he?
The other unable to forget.
Charlie, you swore an oath.
I swore an oath to my country, not to what was going on over there.
Forced to stand together.
Lay another hand on him and I'll kill you.
Charlton Heston, Peter Strauss.
I didn't run away scared. I walked away.
The Road Men, next.
...in law recommended Preparation H for my hemorrhoidal symptoms.
Why should I listen to my mother-in-law?
She's also a doctor.
In a national survey, two out of three doctors named Preparation H among the hemorrhoid remedies they recommended to their patients.
Doctors know best.
I'd no sooner settle for a flake in my hair than a spot on my uniform.
You pass the test, you're good grooming.
Have some look at success.
Your head and shoulders above the rest.
Regular shampoos just rinse flakes.
Head and shoulders goes to the source to help stop flakes.
And that's doing it right.
Your head and shoulders above the rest.
You hear the thunder, the call of the road.
No time to wonder, you gotta go.
You feel excitement, yeah.
Ride the Pontiac.
Get on your Pontiac and ride, Pontiac ride.
Ride, Pontiac ride.
Get on your Pontiac.
You feel excitement, Pontiac ride.
My baby really changed my life so I don't have time for a headache.
I don't take aspirin or Tylenol.
Today it's Advil.
Advil gets rid of my headaches and like Tylenol, Advil doesn't give me minor stomach upset.
Advil, advanced medicine for pain.
I never thought I'd chance it, but I did.
I wore a thin pad on the heaviest day of my period.
Now I even wear them under my silk pants.
Sure natural maxi shields and they work.
Inside they've got this ultra absorbing core.
It holds on to wetness better than anything else I can wear.
See?
So I know what to wear on my heaviest days.
Sure natural and my silk pants.
Sure natural, the thin pad you can wear from day one.
Also available in super and deodorant.
Friday.
A hard hitter woman, a soft hearted man.
Better set your trouble ever set your world again.
It's Bachelors Bathing Babies on Full House.
And Daddy's little girl grows up.
Why would you want to look at this?
You're kidding, right?
I married Dora.
You've got a problem.
Then it's brilliant.
It's sinister.
It's Max Headroom.
Leave it to someone who understands.
Show business.
After Full House and I Married Dora.
Friday.
Proud Men.
Tonight's ABC Thursday Night Month will continue in a moment.
Tonight on Nightline it's a book about the CIA that many said should never have been published.
Among our guests it's author Bob Woodward and the widow of CIA director William Casey.
Ladies and gentlemen we're facing a growing menace.
Something that can strike anyone right in the middle of a bank card statement.
What?
An annual fee?
It's a typical reaction to the dreaded annual fee.
An isolated case you say.
Just listen.
This is an outrage.
Anytime now your Visa, your MasterCard can hit you with an annual fee.
Protect yourself.
Switch to a Commerce Special Connections Visa or MasterCard today.
Don't let this happen to you.
Never before has so much technology been applied to the marriage of Pete and Bud.
You can cut the time it takes to make a burger.
You can cut the time it takes to cook one.
And in the end you can cut the heart right out of a burger.
All in the name of good business.
Well at Hardee's we put a little extra care into each hamburger we serve so we can make this cut in the name of good taste.
Because at Hardee's we're out to win you over.
A cold blast on the way the forecast attend.
And now we continue with Proud Men.
I went to my dentist with the worst pain.
He told me about a different medicine.
It's in these little yellow pills. Nuprin.
Works so well on that pain, no wonder it's great on my awful headaches.
Nuprin. It's not aspirin, not Tylenol.
It's ibuprofen. So effective.
Two Nuprin stop headaches better than extra strength Tylenol.
And Nuprin's gentler on my stomach than aspirin.
Nuprin. Little. Yellow. Different. Better.
It even worked on my worst pain.
Here's to the winners, those who move mountains.
Here's to the miracles they make us see.
To American Express card members who see every new day as a new adventure,
Holiday Inn says, wherever you're going, we're on your way.
Here's to the winners, all of us can see.
Bring the American Express card to Holiday Inn.
Here's to the winners, we're on your way.
Chicken Nettles coming over me.
Chicken Nettles only I can see.
Chicken Nettles coming over me.
Waa, wa, wa, wa.
Chicken Nettles, you're everywhere I go.
Dirty Ninesense, you know I love you so.
Kentucky Fried Chicken's new Chicken Little Sandwiches.
They cost just a little, but people love them a lot.
Coming over me.
New improved whisk. It's not just for collars.
It's for dirty skirts, milky shirts.
Dusty socks, spattered smocks.
Messy jeans, done greased.
New improved whisk. It gets out Ring Around the Collar and gets your whole wash cleaner than ever.
So, your shorts so bright, tops as white.
Cleaner vest, Sunday vest, and all the rest.
New whisk for Ring Around the Collar and a cleaner wash.
Saturday.
We'll give it six weeks, okay?
If it doesn't work out, you get killed, I get bored. Everything is off.
It's the season premiere of Ohana.
Then, Hotel is back with a brand new season filled with romance and excitement.
Ted Shackelford and Ginger Rogers star in the season premiere of Hotel.
Saturday.
Weight Watchers' new Quick Start Plus program has a surprise in store for you.
This year, our new weight loss program offers more freedom than ever.
Now, not only do we give you choices in what you can eat,
we give you choices in how you exercise.
Losing weight has never been easier or healthier.
There's just one catch.
You may have to buy yourself a new wardrobe. Join today.
This conference now belongs to Woodward to the podium.
Dr. Blair, thank you so much for carrying.
Ladies and gentlemen, Emmy Award winner Joanne Woodward.
They think the car you drive says a lot about you,
but we think the kind of people who drive our cars says a lot about Audi.
When you're ready to follow your own road, you're ready for an Audi.
Sometimes your skin gets so dry you can scratch the word dry right on your hand.
And the drier your skin, the more you need Vaseline Intensive Care Lotion.
It soothes and starts healing dry skin on contact.
That's today's Vaseline Intensive Care.
Some people think swabs are all the same,
but you know Q-tip swabs are soft and safe with 50% more cotton at the tip.
Q-tip's brand cotton swab, because a swab by any other name is not the same.
There's only one of these in the whole world.
You gave it to me.
Mm-hmm.
Whoa, what a crunch. That's unreal.
It's not unreal. It's all natural.
You said there was only one of these.
I meant that one-of-a-kind nutty taste.
Mm. I was going to say nutty. What are these?
Give you a hint.
Nuts.
Grape nuts.
The one and only.
Post-grape nut cereal.
I'll guard this box with my life.
Don't cover up the name.
I'll do it.
Proud Men.
Starring Trump, Heston, and Peter Strauss.
We'll continue in a moment.
And ABC Newsbreak.
Now from Washington, Jack Smith.
Good evening. At least six dead and 100 injured.
Those are the latest casualty figures in the earthquake and aftershocks
that hit the Los Angeles area today.
The worst damage was in the town of Whittier,
where more than 10 buildings were destroyed and a state of emergency declared.
Later on Nightline, Bob Woodward and the widow of CIA Director William Casey
are among the guests who will discuss Woodward's controversial new book about the CIA.
That's Newsbrief.
If you've been wondering why Herman Joseph's tastes so smooth, so fresh,
the answer's right here. It's draft beer.
H.J. Original draft beer. As only coers can brew.
The smoother, the better.
Herman Joseph's Original Draft.
Smoothness that only real draft beer from coers can give.
H.J.
The smoother, the better.
What would you expect to pay for a flame-broiled Burger King burger?
Wait, don't answer yet.
What if I told you this regular Burger King burger had 25% more beef than a regular McDonald's burger?
Now how much?
Don't answer yet. What if I said you could get two of these burgers?
Not for $3 or $5, but for just $1.
It would leave you speechless.
Two burgers for a buck through Sunday only at Burger King, the best food for fast times.
Flame broilers are standing by.
Recovering from the earthquake will have the latest at 10.
And now, we continue with Proud Men.