I always feel outnumbered.
But I wouldn't trade it for anything.
If you are gonna spend time together watching television,
DirecTV is the way to do it.
So we headed down to Walmart.
This is DirecTV's digital satellite system.
The system comes with a self-installation kit,
and the program starts as low as $19.99 a month.
Along with the everyday low prices,
Walmart gives you free a one-year subscription to See Magazine.
There's over 200 channels,
and when it's time to shoe them off up to bed,
that's my time.
DirecTV at Walmart.
Always low prices, always.
Can your camera take three different picture sizes whenever you want?
Is your film as easy to load as this?
And are your favorite pictures as easy to find as this?
Advantage.
Drop-in film loading, index print, and three picture sizes.
The Kodak Advantage camera.
Advantage cameras started under $40.
Get one of our Latino models today.
The unbelievable part is the building.
I love being number two.
Come on and be a Santa, K-Mart Santa.
Watch carefully.
Fresh lemon scent.
Plus Palmolive antibacterial formula.
Together at last.
Ta-da!
New Palmolive Lemon antibacterial.
Cuts grease on dishes.
Sights germs on hands.
New Palmolive Lemon antibacterial.
Ta-da!
You never met my big Italian family, but they love you already.
So tonight, they'll share with you a fresh salad this big.
Then pass around the baby pictures.
They'll share baskets of soft garlic breadsticks.
Then pass around the baby.
What they have, you can have.
And that's how the Olive Garden feels.
They call it hospitality.
Which means everything of ours is yours.
That's my cousin.
She wants to share your dessert.
The Olive Garden.
When you're here, you're family.
Now, give the film of a lifetime to those you love.
One gift lives forever.
Titanic on videocassette.
Priced to give.
What does it take to be the best comedy on TV?
The best jokes.
I know what's going on here.
You went blonde because you're thinking that's my secret.
No, but that's why I grew the goatee.
The Drew Carey Show.
Oh, look.
Satan stopped using birth control.
One of the best comedies on TV.
Yes!
Yes!
The Drew Carey Show at 9, 8 Central, ABC Next.
The following promo is completely unscripted.
Do not try this at home.
I have had it with your pit bull.
I have wisdom, theory.
Date with me would be all day.
Drew Carey's back with all new episodes of Whose Line Is It Anyway, beginning next Wednesday
on ABC.
Do more than find the section.
Find the selection.
Do more than give the toys they expect.
Give the ones that surprise.
At Shopco, we have toys.
Everything from who to play school and something else.
Hassle-free holiday pricing, which means you don't have to go from store to store.
We'll match any advertised price.
Do more than stuff the stockings.
Pocket the savings.
Shopco, your lifestyle, your price style.
What are you going to present us?
Everything.
This year's send the very best to that someone special.
A gift of health.
A box of sweet, crunchy Washington apples from McBros.
The gift card people.
The gift card people.
The gift card people.
The gift card people.
The gift card people.
The gift card people.
The gift card people.
The gift card people.
The gift card people.
The gift card people.
Make your holiday shopping easy.
Pick up the phone and call 965-1010 or you can find us on the internet.
Prices start at just $26.95 and McBros will include a handwritten message inside.
Call now to ensure a Christmas delivery.
McBros apples have the snap.
That will keep you coming back.
Let me tell you about the best traffic report in town brought to you by QXRT's Barb and
Bill.
Woo!
It's a scorcher out there and I hope none of you are trying to get in the way of the
traffic.
I'm going to go get some food.
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My hair color won't fade into the background.
I use preference by L'Oreal.
State-true colorants that resist fading mean color won't fade out.
Special conditioners mean hair won't dry out.
My color?
Glorious.
And I'm worth it.
Fade-resistant preference by L'Oreal.
This holiday season, McDonald's is celebrating Disney and Pixar's A Bug's Life
with a special apple-cinnamon dipping sauce for our chicken McNuggets.
There's no-
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Heinlich!
Look what you've done!
I was hungry!
How am I gonna get us out of this one?
Hmm!
Mm!
Who says there's nothing good on TV?
For McNuggets and fun this holiday season, did somebody say McDonald's?
Oh!
Mm!
["TWO BEST FRIENDS OF THE YEAR"]
Tonight, did technology secrets from American companies help China build better rockets?
And could they be aimed at America?
A major investigation on 2020 tonight.
Then Friday.
Michael J. Fox tells me how he's living with Parkinson's disease.
2020, Friday.
We've got a colder and calmer Thursday coming up.
I'll have the forecast for you tonight.
["TWO BEST FRIENDS OF THE YEAR"]
The PC.
Perpetually...
Complicated.
Profusely corded.
Physically conspicuous.
Particularly costly.
Oh, and then there's the new iMac.
Which is about as un-PC
as you can get.
You've got responsibility now.
Sponsibility.
["TWO BEST FRIENDS OF THE YEAR"]
A baby's gotta do what a baby's gotta do.
Mine! Mine! Mine! Mine! Mine! Mine!
When you have it your way, it just tastes better.
Oh, what a shot.
A grandparent's dream.
What a shot you just got.
You keep your kids green.
From as close as a kiss or across the room.
Every shot's a sure shot with a cannon show shot. Zoom!
Oh, what a shot.
In a chair with a crowd.
What a shot you just got.
Don't you feel proud?
Every shot's a sure shot with a cannon show shot. Zoom!
Enter the Cannon Super Sunday Sweep,
send your participating cannon dealer,
and you may win a trip to the Super Bowl.
Compared to J.C. Penney Bears, most bears are a little bear.
They're just $15 with any $20 purchase.
Hey, could someone hand me a scarf?
Fun. Different. J.C. Penney.
The Lone Boy!
Oh, no.
Here we go.
They're pillow pets, the perfect gift for your wild animals.
Right now, just $19.99 at J.C. Penney.
Oh, boy. That was a rough one.
You've got an aspirin.
Fun. Different. J.C. Penney.
Take a break from the holidays with Tom Hanks.
Are you stupid or something?
Stupid is as stupid does, sir.
Sears Family Theatre presents Forrest Gump ABC Thursday.