I won't play truth or dare with my color. I shampoo with Color Veev by L'Oreal.
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That's why my color stays truer, longer, my hair healthier. With Color Veev by L'Oreal.
Payday, Mitch. I'm proud of you. With this, you join the American workforce.
A rare breed of determined and dedicated and quid.
Now, $1.29.95 gets you an N64 and a second atomic purple color controller free.
Who does Susie Carmichael think she is?
What are you doing?
Take me to the back place, yeah.
Enjoy.
When you have it your way, it just tastes better.
Doing new year things.
At Zales, you can get this one-carat diamond heart pendant for just $3.99.
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What does it take to be the best comedy on TV?
I know what's going on here. You went blonde because you think that's my secret.
No, but that's why I grew the goatee.
The Drew Carey Show. See you tonight on ABC.
Take a break from the holidays with Tom Hanks.
Are you stupid or something?
Stupid is a stupid does-or.
Sears Family Theater presents Forrest Gump, ABC Thursday.
Why wait for reindeer to bring gifts to your house?
A much easier way is to bring them by mouse.
Shop the 24-hour JCPenney website. Click on anytime.
Hey, buy me a night shirt.
Fun. Different. JCPenney.
The plush bear jacket from JCPenney attracts a lot of attention.
And at 30% off, it makes a very desirable gift if you can bear it apart with it.
Fun. Different. JCPenney.
Presenting three easy steps to the Internet.
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Step three, there's no step three.
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Oh, what a shot. This is so much fun. What a shot you just got. You got everyone with that big eye view. It's a hoot and a holl. Every shot's a sure shot with a can of sure shot ale.
This is a Bug's Life.
This is a Bug's Life Watch.
This is the boy who bought the Bug's Life Watch.
There's three different kinds. Just $1.99 each when you buy any Happy Meal or Extra Value Meal at McDonald's.
Of course, how you get there is entirely up to you.
Did somebody say McDonald's?
Oh, hey, Bird. I was just thinking about you.
Isn't it fun?
Hey, you don't have to just think about two guys who are growing a pizza place. Now you can watch it.
Why wait? Let's go.
Whoa. A lot of your moppers there, fella.
You guys, a girl and a pizza place is coming up next on ABC.
I thought everybody knew that.
See you later.
Tonight, what happened inside this military academy? Shocking allegations of beatings, outrageous hazings and sexual abuse investigated on 20-20 tonight.
Then Friday.
Michael J. Fox tells me how he's living with Parkinson's disease. For the first time, hear his inspirational story.
20-20 Friday.
How would you like a chance each and every month to win a $500 jewelry giveaway? A discount on all fine jewelry when you need it.
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Delivery.
The bruised apples have the snack.
That will keep you coming back.
We've got a colder and calmer Thursday coming up. I'll have the forecast for you tonight.
Hey.
I've never seen anything like this film. It's just, it was awesome.
It's called the Prince of Egypt, and Walmart has your tickets.
It just touches right in the heart, and it'll get to you, I mean, right from the very beginning.
For the first time ever, Walmart brings you tickets to the movies.
Now available, the Prince of Egypt gift package. A CD, a storybook, and two tickets to the movie event of the season.
The Prince of Egypt holiday gift package, a real value the whole family can share. Only at Walmart.
This is gonna make somebody's holiday very special.
Wanna tell me why you were driving backwards, pal?
I was bringing home some Pizza Hut, Stuffed Crust Pizza. The pizza you eat backwards.
I'm not in the wrong here, am I?
You're getting a warning.
I want my lawyer.
It's just a warning.
Okay, he's here.
It's a mop.
It's my lawyer.
It's a mop.
It's the Pizza Power PlayStation giveaway, right now for $9.99 by a large one-topping Pizza Hut, Stuffed Crust Pizza,
and get a PlayStation demo disc with cool games like Crash Bandicoot, Warped and More, and a chance to win $200,000.
I am his lawyer.
What's your badge number?
Another mayor.
To see a bit of what makes Dodge Intrepid fast, let's cut to the quick.
It has a sparkly 200 horsepower gem of an aluminum engine, grippy independent suspension, crisp steering, and a highly functional driving space.
Intrepid demonstrates a lot of powerful thinking, no matter how you slice it.
Well-equipped, $20,495.
It's no mystery why millions of people have moved to the digital home entertainment of DirecTV.
Because DirecTV gives them more movies, sports, and a variety of programming they just can't get from cable.
So what are you looking at?
If it's not DirecTV, see a retailer for a demo today.
Aw, man, just a sandwich?
I almost left my soup on the bus.
Nothing turns an ordinary sandwich into a satisfying meal, like the taste of rich, wholesome Campbell's Soup.
Hey, is that my soup?
No, your mother gave you chicken noodle soup.
Oh.
My mother gave me tomato.
Hey, here we go again.
Campbell's, good for the body, good for the soul.
When it comes to Dharma, you never know what she's gonna do next.
You probably thought I was gonna show up in a coconut bra and hula skirt, huh?
Stick around for a special Dharma and Bread.
See you tonight on ABC.
The following promo is completely unscripted.
Do not try this at home.
The summer's biggest hit is back with all new episodes.
This line is it anyway. It returns next Wednesday on ABC.
Happy?