Good evening my friends, welcome back everybody.
I'm Tom and the color cast is on the air now for Thursday night the 4th of February 1999.
Our old friend David Brenner, the actor and comedian is here tonight and Grace and Paul
Atkins with some wild footage of dolphins taken for a recent documentary and you on
the toll free.
We are starting late tonight because of scintillating PGA highlights.
Now if you want to complain about the late start, if you've stayed up late and you have
a complaint, please don't call our office but call Les Moonves, the president of CBS.
His number is 323.
I'm not going down that road again tonight.
I went to see mom today, she's flying and she said now you come on after Johnny, right?
And I said yes I do.
She said how is Johnny?
I said he's fine, he's fine.
She said he's very very funny.
I said yes he is.
And she said now what time does David Letterman come on?
I said he comes on at 11.30.
She said well Johnny comes on at 11.30.
I said that's right but there are more than one TV station.
And she said oh.
One thing I learned from Brenner, I moved to Philadelphia in 1965 and met David Brenner
there and he introduced me to that city which was my first stab at civilization back east
in a major urban area.
And one thing I found through Brenner was a place called the Bellevue Stratford Hotel
Barber Shop and a guy named Al Stavola who was an Italian barber of the old school and
I would stop many mornings there and did you ever do this guys get a shave from a barber?
One of the great luxuries on earth and Stavola was a master at this.
You know you'd lay back in the chair and he'd come with all the towels and the ladders and
the creams and strop the razor and man your face was smooth and you felt so great.
One day I go in there and Al's got a guy in the chair, he's got a candle in his hand and
he's burning the guy's hair off.
I said Al what are you doing?
He said I'm giving him a singe.
No kidding, guys used to get a singe and the idea here was that rather than cut and ruin
the hair follicle you would singe the hair and it would lay flat.
Obviously I've never had one.
Anyway a short story here from the viewers and then on with the big show.
An attractive lady from New York City was driving through the wilds of Texas when her
car broke down and an Indian on horseback just happened to come by and offer her a ride
to a nearby town.
So she climbed up behind him and on the horse they rode off and every couple of minutes
the Indian would let out a whoop so loud it would echo from the surrounding hills.
When they arrived in town he let her off at the local service station, yelled one final
yahoo and rode off.
And the service station man said what did you do to get that Indian so excited?
She says nothing.
I merely sat behind him on the horse, put my arms around his waist, held onto his saddle
horn so I wouldn't fall off.
The man said lady Indians ride bareback.
Thank you.
The old saddle horn joke.
The number is 3-2-4-0.
David Brenner is here tonight, Grace and Paul Atkins and some wild dolphin footage and you
on the toll free.
I'm Tom, you're watching CBS and thanks for catching our pictures as we fly them through
the air.
Are you concerned about losing more hair?
Do you wonder how much further it will go?
Do you wish you could do something about it?
Well there's a pill for men with certain types of hair loss.
It's called Propecia.
In clinical studies the vast majority of men, 83% maintain their current hair count and
most 66% re-glue some hair.
Take it daily and you can see results in as little as three months.
Propecia is for men only.
A small number of men experience certain sexual side effects.
Each occurred in less than 2% of men.
Women who are or may potentially be pregnant must not use it or handle broken tablets because
of the risk of a specific kind of birth defect.
Talk to your doctor or pharmacist and read the consumer information they can provide.
Propecia.
The hair loss history.
The human catamom.
Eat less fat.
Subway's great tasting freshly made tuna sub has 40% less fat than McDonald's filet
of fish.
Subway, the way a sandwich should be.
Now through Valentine's Day, Zales has a dazzling selection of $99 gifts from diamond heart
pendants to diamond earrings.
All just $99 at Zales stores nationwide or shop online at Zales.com.
What's inside new Ludens herbal throat drops?
Nature soothing herbal remedies.
For irritated throats, try new Ludens herbal.
Beat me, fuzz me, take me, fax me.
I gotta tell you, I'm a little aroused right now.
Love, where are you going?
I'm going to Scotland.
Love will keep us together.
I'm going to the kitchen now.
I'm saying later I'm going to Scotland.
I'm going to Scotland.