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Dumb headache? Yeah. There's some Tylenol in here. I have this.
Oh no, that has caffeine in it. Really? The doctor told me to cut back on caffeine.
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This Monday, there are worse things to be afraid of or so you thought.
Jeff Daniels and John Goodman.
Arachnophobia, 8.05 Eastern, Monday night on the Superstation.
Unfortunately, you don't always have time to check labels. So you may not know that Ocean Spray Cranberry Cocktail is only 27% juice.
But Northland Cranberry Juice Blends are 100% juice. Northland, 100% honest-to-goodness juice.
I'm in heaven, I'm in heaven.
Do do do do do do do.
Do do do do do do do do.
There are those among us with very simple tastes.
They only want the best.
And for them, there's Fancy Feast gourmet cat food.
Exceptionally moist and delicious.
Fancy Feast.
Good taste is easy to recognize.
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I'll know all.
The answer to our question is C. Barney Never Dated Supermodel I'm On.
You're probably thinking of David Bowie, but we won't hold out against her.
After all, the boys do look alike.
Give yourself six Andy IQ points and keep it tuned to the Superstation.
Wednesday night, the NBA is on TBS.
Watch one of the NBA's most heated rivalries as Alonzo battles the Knicks in a Miami meltdown.
Knicks and Heat.
Wednesday at 8 Eastern, the NBA is on the Superstation.
Well, Ray, it's lunchtime now.
Right you are, Ted.
Look, you got a hungry kid coming off strong up the middle and a round end.
Mom needs a big play to satisfy him.
Watch, she goes right for the Totino's Pizza Roll.
Fancy, whoa, a great taste of pizza in bite-sized rolls.
She spins to the microwave.
Does she have enough time?
Here they come.
She rolls left.
Oh, she rolls right.
Totino's Pizza Roll.
Sensational.
And it looks like she's going to win.
Let's see that again.
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Nothing like a good cup of coffee.
You got that right.
Would you believe this is decaf?
I can show you the can.
I don't need to see the can.
Crew, this is our big, big pizza with 12 big slices and a free 2-liter bottle of Coke,
all for $7.99.
This is their size pizza.
Boss, let's make everything big.
Like what?
Balloons.
Hats.
I like it.
Show them the button.
What else can we do?
Little Caesar's big, big pizza, 12 big slices of cheese and pepperoni, plus a free 2-liter
Coke, all for $7.99.
Bigger, bigger.
The Saab 900 Turbo.
Zero to 60 in 6.5 seconds.
More importantly, back to zero even faster.
Just a little something we learned from Saab fighter planes.
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16 Super Hours of Andy will return on the Superstation.
And try Harmel Turkey Pepperoni with 70% less fat.
Very taste can come through, it can happen to you.
If you're young at heart, or as rich as you are, it's much better by far to be young at heart.
Kellogg's Frosted Mini Wheat's good for you, sure, but you really want the big sweet crunch that brings out the kid in you.
If you are amongst the very young at heart.
Coming up next, 16 Super Hours of Andy continues on the Superstation with episode number 113, My Fair Ernest T. Bass.
No coffee, tea, or punch, flanking.
And hey, Mayberry fans, what's your favorite episode? Let us know.
Check out our website and cast your vote at www.tbssuperstation.com.
And keep watching for our viewers' favorites on the Andy countdown in March, only on the Superstation.
Like a rock.
I would like to show you my Discover Card statement by Paul Poundstone.
Well, I don't know that my Discover Card statement has changed since I became a foster mom, because I always bought toys.
But now, of course, privately, I'm forced to give them to the children.
When I was invited to the inaugural ball, I did have to find a ball gown, and I like to think I found a lovely understated little number.
How many credit cards make a statement like that?
I need cash advances. I just need to be slathered in ones and fives.
It pays to discover. Accept it where you see the nervous sign.
Hey, look!
Got an energy spike.
Pull back!
Launch.
No!
Our fighter's blocking the block.
Get it out of here!
Return fire.
Freeze off!
Freeze off!
Watch Babylon 5.
We take the 70s and 4 Pacifics, exclusively on PNT.
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I heard about this car that's supposed to be safe for you and your kids, but it's so expensive, you probably couldn't afford to have kids and that car at the same time.
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Who decided that only people who can afford expensive cars should be safe?
Get the car that's easy to own.
A Cavalier. Genuine Chevrolet. The car is more Americans' trust.
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This February, the Superstation has the movies you wanna see
Sidekicks
Karina Kareem
Before Sunrise
Are you trying to say you wanna kiss me?
Toys
Oh!
The Tuskegee Airmen
It's all in February and it's all on the Superstation
Hold the elbow
Wanna bingle?
Get the tingle
Your signal, new dentine, is scrubbing, brushing your breath
Pressure than ever
It always does that
How nice
Brush your breath clean, with new dentine
Your heart pounding, adrenaline pumping
They light you up, and you go
We asked some of Hollywood's hottest stuntmen to switch antiperspirants and try degree
What's body heat activated?
It probably means when you get warm, that it starts working
As your body heat rises, degree releases extra protection when you need it most
I heated up and it cooled me down
I was on fire and I was dry
I don't like guys to see me sweat
The stuff kept up, even in the 40 foot high fireball
Dry as a baby
Body heat activated degree, your body heat turns it on
Any more paste, thick and chunky salsa?
That ain't paste
Paste uses only fresh jalapenos for that bold taste born in San Antonio
This stuff made in New York City
New York City!
Pick up the base
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The answer to our question is B
News Radio's Andy Dick most resembles Barney
I don't know how it is
Let this do all my saying for you
I think it may be just that I look like him
It ought to be better than a movie
Stay tuned for more Andy on the Superstation
Any more paste, thick and chunky salsa?
That ain't paste
Paste uses only fresh jalapenos for that bold taste born in San Antonio
This stuff made in New York City
New York City!
Pick up the base
Hold the oven
Want a bingle?
Ooh, brush your breath clean
Get the tingle
Your signal, to Dantene, is scrubbing, brushing your breath
Pressure than ever
It always says that
How nice
Brush your breath clean
With new Dantene
At Ragoo, we've always figured the trick to making a delicious pasta sauce is to start with tomato
Add some spices
Then a touch of parmesan
But then we said
Why not start with a cheese?
Introducing new Ragoo roasted garlic parmesan sauce
We took real parmesan cheese
And kissed it with a touch of roasted garlic
And the tomato?
Just toss it in the salad
New Ragoo roasted garlic parmesan sauce
It's the best thing to happen to pasta since the tomato
Restaurant owners
Parents of Dana, Michelle, and Steve Jr.
Do next month
Owners, weekend place upstate
Mid-sized car owners
Believe it or not, yes
These are the new Buicks
Mid-sized cars for real-sized families
The new Buicks
Real power, real comfort, real style
Isn't it time for a real car?
That's cool
That's cool
Daddy, it feels funny
This is what your mommy does
Daddy did a good job
What are you, kidding me?
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