16 super hours of Andy will return on the Superstation.
Relief can't come fast enough when you have diarrhea.
We have a problem. We have a delay.
We're gonna miss our window. Our guy needs Imodium-AD.
He needs something faster. Faster? Faster.
Introducing Imodium-Advanced with a new formula that adds a second medicine for more complete relief that's even faster than Imodium-AD.
Nothing works like new Imodium-Advanced.
Faster relief you can count on.
Oh, God!
Woo!
Baby!
Ratton, Incorporated!
Oh, hi, Mr. Ratton.
Sure, just one minute.
Hello, everyone. I've had to cut my vacation short. I'll be in the office in...
Ten minutes. See you then.
Ericsson Mobile Phones. That's the power of voice.
I just love doing that.
Coming up next, see the rare and unedited Andy Griffith episode number nine, Andy the Matchmaker, as 16 super hours of Andy continues on the Superstation.
I'll be better in a movie.
And hey, Mayberry fans, what's your favorite episode? Let us know. Check out our website and cast your vote at www.tbssuperstation.com.
And keep watching for our viewers' favorites on the Andy countdown in March, only on the Superstation.
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Woo! Yeah, freedom! That's what it's all about. It's like, let's go.
I'm going up to country, baby, don't you want to go?
Chevy Venture.
Sure, things have changed.
Are we there yet?
But you still need a little freedom.
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Let's go!
Monday on Larry King Live. The latest on the president and the former intern. Plus, she was by Ellen DeGeneres' side when she came out as a lesbian.
Anne Hesch is the guest. Monday night, 9 Eastern, on CNN.
Now, back to 16 Super Hours of Andy on the Superstation.
And let's listen to this, boys.
CBS Destination Sunday. Next Sunday on National Geographic Explorer.
Planned with the world's fiercest carnivore. Travel to India to stalk the tiger.
On National Geographic Explorer. Next Sunday, 7 Eastern, only on CBS Destination Sunday.
Howdy, folks. When you have...
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Howdy, folks. When you have cute little...
Welcome back to 16 Super Hours of Andy on the Superstation.
Through the years, Barney has proved himself to be one of the ladies' man.
When your Andy IQ tell you which of the following women he never went out with...
A. Juanita at the Bluebird Diner.
B. Belmalu.
Or C. Supermodel Iman.
Stay tuned for the manly answer.
But right now, 16 Super Hours of Andy continues on the Superstation.
16 Super Hours of Andy on TBS is brought to you by Tylenol, the pain reliever hospitals use most.
Dump headache? Yeah. There is some Tylenol in here. I have this.
Oh, no, that has caffeine in it.
Really?
The doctor told me to cut back on caffeine.
I didn't know my pain reliever had caffeine in it. He said some have more than a cup of coffee.
Well, Tylenol works great without the caffeine.
Ah, here it is.
There's no caffeine in Tylenol. Only the pure, proven pain reliever doctors recommend most.
Hey, let's get some coffee.
Oh, decaf.
Okay.
Most nights, dinner around here is last minute. That's just the way it is.
Which gets us to Minute Rice.
All right, how perfect is this? Minute Rice, cream of chicken soup, chicken breast.
It's great. Everybody thinks I'm a genius.
How about putting real cheese and real broccoli into Minute Rice?
Want more last minute ideas? Call Minute Rice.
They'll give you an idea right now, right over the phone.
So, get your Minute Rice and get really good at this last minute stuff.
This Monday, there are worse things to be afraid of or so you thought.
Ah!
Jeff Daniels and John Goodman. Arachnophobia, 8.05 Eastern, Monday night on the Superstation.
The drawing rooms of London had not prepared us for this new world.
We were overcome by the very fruits and birds in trees.
Introducing British classics.
The air was thick with perfume.
A marriage of Victorian elegance and Caribbean soul.
The seduction was complete.
It changed us forever.
British classics from Ethan Allen, where everyone's at home.
The winter sale is on now.
It's definite we got this like...
Ultiminium of cinnamon and your pandemonium of apple.
I don't know what he's saying.
There's something indescribable about these furios.
Les papissons de joie.
Could it be the taste?
Ooh!
We don't want to put words in your mouth, but the baked in taste of...
together with the great taste of...
apple cinnamon cheerios.
Tastes too good for words.
Now, back to 16 Super Hours of Andy on the Superstation.
Ooh!
The answer to our question is C.
Barney never dated supermodel Iman.
You're probably thinking of David Bowie, but we won't hold that against her.
After all, the boys do look alike.
Give yourself six Andy IQ points and keep it tuned to...
The Superstation.
Wednesday night, the NBA is on TBS.
Watch one of the NBA's most heated rivalries...
as Alonzo battles the Knicks in a Miami meltdown.
Knicks and Heat, Wednesday at 8 Eastern.
The NBA is on the Superstation.
Anymore taste-thickened chunky salsa?
That ain't Pace.
Pace uses only fresh jalapenos for that bold taste, boy.
Fanny Antonio.
This stuff made in New York City.
New York City!
Pick up the bass.
G-9 down.
We are beatin' up.
We need a break.
Relief can't come fast enough when you have diarrhea.
We have a problem.
We have a delay.
We're gonna miss our window.
Our guy needs some ODM-AD.
He needs something faster.
Faster?
Faster.
Introducing Emodium Advanced with a new formula that adds a second medicine for more complete relief that's even faster than Emodium-AD.
Nothing works like new Emodium Advanced.
Faster relief you can count on.
All right, well, you know, sometimes I leave the house, I don't have any cash on me.
And so I get a cash advance because then I can take a cab over to where my daughters are and give them money,
which is the reason why I'm out there in the first place.
It pays to discover.
Accepted where you see the Novus sign.
Water, please.
You okay?
You stop working out every day, huh?
Ouch.
And you stop brushing with Sensodyne every day.
Your dentist said Sensodyne every day helps take pain away.
Sometimes I feel like I married a dentist.
Sensodyne every day.
Do you like legs?
Good, because right now at Red Lobster, a pound of hot, steaming snow crab legs is just $9.99.
So walk, run, or crawl to Red Lobster.
I love you, honey.
The fish.
Smucker swing.
All right.
You know him like every time, Richard?
Yep, every time.
Growing up, both Tim and Richard Smucker thought big.
Now they're the fourth generation of Smuckers making delicious jam.
Another all right.
No, Tim makes a great catch.
Wait, Tim drops it.
Another all right.
Smuckers, celebrating 100 years of family-made goodness.
With a name like Smucker's, it has to be good.
Now, back to 16 Super Hours of Andy on the Superstation.