You could call one company to take your package to an address across town.
And you could find somebody to take your package to any address cross country.
Then you could call a third outfit that could take your package overseas.
And yet another that could take your package overnight.
But there's only one company you could call if you only wanted to make one call.
Brought you the essentials, huh?
What?
I think they'll have shampoo there.
We don't have head and shoulders.
We're just gonna be gone a week.
Right, a week.
Let's say it's the end of the week.
We're rested, a little sunburned, and this stunning brunette sits down beside us.
And that's the day your flakes decide to show up.
Well, how do you know when they'll show up?
Doesn't matter.
Head and shoulders help take care of the condition that causes flakes.
Because you never know.
You know?
Head and shoulders, because you never get a second chance to make a first impression.
Those figures for the meeting?
You don't like them?
Some things are so reliable they seem invisible.
Confusing, right?
They're fine.
For the last nine years, Canon has been the number one choice for copiers of uncompromising quality.
No, really, tell me. You can tell me.
They're fine.
I'm your friend. Tell me.
And if you haven't noticed, that's exactly how it should be.
We're not friends anymore.
From compact to advanced digital color to high-speed copying systems, the choice is Canon.
Call 1-800-OK-CANON.
This is the new Pontiac Bonneville.
Inspiring to the eye.
And to the touch.
Even to your peace of mind.
The all-new Pontiac Bonneville.
A higher level of excitement.
Welcome back. Let's go down.
This lady came in the other day.
Some station downtown told her she needed new breaks and said it'd take four days.
But you know, she only has the one car and she had to get to work.
Missing one night of TV wasn't going to hurt me.
So I told her, sure, I'd stay and get it done.
Good service is why people choose a place like Harlan Motors
and why places like Harlan Motors choose USF&G Insurance and their independent agents.
USF&G standing behind me.
A driver's side airbag is now standard on every new Accord Civic and Prelude.
But remember, it's most effective when you wear your seatbelt.
This is a commercial for this clever little portable CD player from Magnavox, the inventors of CD technology.
I'm sorry, actually, this is a commercial for the ingenious Magnavox 13-inch TV with a built-in VCR.
I'm sorry, this is really a commercial for this brilliant 52-inch TV with 100-watt Dolby surround sound.
I'm sorry, wrong again, this is supposed to be a commercial for this Magnavox 386 notebook computer.
Hang on, we haven't finished!
Oh, I'm sorry.
The ingenious products from Magnavox, they're smart, very smart.
With the highest resale value in its class and proven Honda reliability,
the Accord is a safe place to put your money.
Tennessee sends its volunteer army into Alabama for an SEC showdown with a Crimson Tide next Saturday on ABC's College Football.
The best is here!
And we're back!
It was engineered to a higher standard with one of the world's most advanced suspension systems.
It is nearly invisible to the wind.
When it was built, it became an instant classic.
The Accord Coupe from Honda.
Everything else is just water under the bridge.
College is a tough climb.
Joining the Army could make it easier.
You can earn money for your education with the Montgomery GI Bill and the Army College Fund.
And you'll develop the confidence and determination that can get you to the top in college and beyond.
I used to have dandruff, so I tried Head and Shoulders.
Then I tried Selson Blue. Blue is better.
Selson Blue relieves dandruff-laking better than Head and Shoulders.
And doctors recommend it more than Head and Shoulders, Denerex, and Tecron.
Blue is better.
Selson Blue.
The Rothmans brand new family room is there because a State Farm agent was there with a family insurance checkup.
You see, State Farm agents keep in touch to help keep your car, your home, and your life insurance up to date.
Just a month after we added more coverage on the Rothmans home and its contents, it was devastated by a fire.
But thanks to our checkup, the coverage was there.
And for the Rothmans, it made all the difference.
And like a good neighbor, State Farm is there.
It is very loud in the...
Would have been good last year. We'll be back.
Today, we need to make every drop of oil count.
So at BP, we're using advanced drilling techniques.
Building oil fields that are smaller, more efficient, more productive than ever.
Because that's the kind of thinking it takes to deliver about 10% of America's domestic oil.
And to make the most of every drop.
BP. The energy to change.
I helped my dad build this place.
Well, help.
I was so small, I could barely swing the hammer.
And he taught me a lot about tools.
He used to say, you can buy cheap tools every couple of years.
Or you can buy Stanley once.
Since 1843, a company from New Britain, Connecticut has been helping people do things right.
Stanley.
I even take my taper off vision.
Well, that way I'll know what big a story to tell.
Our competition uses a very sophisticated, state-of-the-art,
highly precise device to measure their cars.
Our car.
The Accord from Honda.
They came to this country from everywhere else.
And now, the airline that's uniting the world is ready to take you back.
United.
The airline whose service made it number one across the Pacific.
Takes you across the Atlantic to cities throughout Europe.
Including service to London's Heathrow.
United to Europe.
Come see what we're made of.
Come fly the friendly skies.
ABC's College Football.
Brought to you by Honda.
Who puts a driver's airbag on every new Accord, Civic and Prelude.
And urges you to buckle up.
And by UPS.
Now offering 10.30 a.m. guaranteed overnight air delivery.
It was designed to run like a watch.
Just strap it on.
Every business morning.
While the rest of the world is getting up.
UPS is guaranteeing overnight delivery before 10.30.
For far less than other companies charge.
And every business morning.
More people are waking up to that fact.
Good morning.
Morning.
Based on a true story.
If they lay a hand on you or Katie, I swear to God, I'll kill them.
Kidnapped.
Terrorized.
Let us go.
Don't play games.
Violated.
John Stamos.
Kid's dead and you're dead.
Joanna Kearns.
Whatever it takes for the three of us to get out of this alive.
And Barry Bostwick.
What he did to my wife.
Shoot him.
In captive.
Someday.
It's a facility that allows you to do everything you possibly want to do in athletics.
Basketball, aerobics, running, lifting weights.
It's extremely clean.
They take constant care of upgrading their equipment.
It's just an extremely friendly place to come in and work out.
I've signed two lifetime memberships to other athletic clubs and I've outlived them both.
I think you'll find that the Athletic Club of Overland Park is going to be here tomorrow.
Come see why the Athletic Club of Overland Park is consistently Kansas City's finest.
Monday Night Madness in Kansas City.
Chiefs Day on Channel 9.
Relive the excitement in three weeks when the Chiefs take on the Raiders.
We'll have another great tailgate special and live coverage of the game.
Your 50-yard line seats are right here on Channel 9.
The movies come to town next on 9 in Kansas City.
When I first saw Sarah on the library steps, I swear it skipped a beat.
When Don Larson was one pitch away from a perfect game in the World Series, it stood perfectly still.
On that awful day in 63, it felt like it was in the pit of my stomach.
And that incredible moment when we all took one giant leap for mankind, it nearly burst with pride.
But last year, when the doctors told me my heart was failing and without a transplant I wouldn't last six months,
that's when it stuck in my throat.
A year ago, the Prudential created the Living Needs Benefit.
Now, the terminally ill could collect their death benefit while they were alive,
and they could use it for anything their heart desired.
Now that I'm alive and well, I think of the donor.
I think of his family.
And naturally, my heart goes out to them.
For information, call 1-800-654-ROCK.
Jerry Van Dyke talks about recruiting.
It's no secret that recruiting violations occur in college football.
Although infractions are found in only a small percentage of cases,
the College Football Association is standing on the sidelines.
It's doing something about the problem.
The CFA offers seminars designed to educate coaches on today's complex recruiting rules,
which is good because I can tell you that sometimes even the coach could use a little coaching.
The preceding message was furnished by the CFA.
When I first saw Sarah on the library steps, I swear it skipped a beat.
When Don Larson was one pitch away from a perfect game in the World Series, it stood perfectly still.
On that awful day in 63, it felt like it was in the pit of my stomach.
And that incredible moment when we all took one giant leap for mankind, it nearly burst with pride.
But last year, when the doctors told me my heart was failing,
and without a transplant I wouldn't last six months, that's when it stuck in my throat.
A year ago, the Prudential created the Living Needs Benefit.
Now, the terminally ill could collect their death benefit while they were alive,
and they could use it for anything their heart desired.
Now that I'm alive and well, I think of the donor, I think of his family,
and naturally, my heart goes out to them.
For information, call 1-800-654-ROC.
I could have dropped out of school this year if money was the only thing that mattered.
People said I was foolish to want another year of classes, to want to stay with my teammates.
When I graduate, not only will I make money, I'll know how to make the money work for me.
Staying in school can pay off in more ways than one.