Why do I have Aflac insurance on top of my regular health insurance?
Because he has his mother's eyes.
Because I still have to teach him to whistle.
And because Aflac helps cover what other insurance doesn't.
If I'm injured, Aflac even provides cash to help pay bills.
So why do I have Aflac?
Did I mention he has his mother's eyes?
Aflac Supplemental Insurance.
Without it, no insurance is complete.
You point them in the right direction.
And little things linger with them.
Quaker oatmeal.
It's the familiar, favorite start to all they have before them.
So they can prepare for the day.
But part of you is still with them.
You found the hug that lasts all day.
Quaker oatmeal warms you heart and soul.
Hey, we hope you're going to get into the holiday spirit with us on Darren the Movie
on Friday night.
We're showing you a Christmas classic.
A Christmas story.
Stars Peter Billingsley, Melinda Dillon, and Darren McGavin.
I wonder what it could be.
We're making edible fruit cake.
I dare you to eat it.
I double dare you.
I triple dog dare you.
You stop playing with your food or I'll give you something to cry about.
Dinner and a movie this Friday at 8 0 5 Eastern.
Delicious television only on the Superstation.
We're back in.
At Gifts.com we test all kinds of gift ideas.
Great gift.
You buy it?
I buy it.
I'd give it.
You'd give it?
I'd give it.
Not very good.
This would make a nice gift.
It would make a wonderful gift.
Help!
Big bold body, fine, full finish.
It's a marvelous milk and milk moment.
Come on!
Coffee break!
So when you're looking for just the right gift, come to Gifts.com.
Tell us about the people you're shopping for and we'll tell you about some great gifts.
Gifts.com.
Just the perfect gifts.
Okay ladies, let's bag.
Did you ever have to make up your mind?
How come you have got the hefty one-pip?
To pick up on one and leave the other behind.
It's not often easy and not often kind.
Is that another box of one-pips?
Where?
Over there.
Oh, I see.
I see.
Excuse me ladies.
What?
Excuse me.
Thank you.
Let's get you something.
It uses every part of you on the inside.
Dress appropriately.
Leave a 2000 Pure Rain Body Wash for all your 2000 parts.
Starting Wednesday night.
Survive the first night, you're a challenger.
Survive the second night, you're a champion.
Watch as world champions Elvis Stoico, Kurt Browning, Todd Eldridge, Brian Orser,
Elena Barashnaya and Anton Segarulitse, along with Olympians Shailen Bourne and Victor Kratz,
meet north of the border for two nights of competition.
The Canadian Open.
Coverage begins Wednesday night at 8, only on TNT.
The NBA's on the Superstation.
Vince Carter and the Raptors take flight in Philly,
where the high-rising Sixers look to go high-light for high-light.
Raptors and Sixers, 8 Eastern Wednesday on the Superstation.
The NBA's on the Superstation.
Ask your doctor about Viagra.
Maestro, give me a cord!
Now, safety rules can be cool if you know what you're looking for.
So when I unplug, this lightning plug would never pull the cord.
When wild's afraid, I get away and head on down the road.
Cause I change the scene if you know what I mean and lighten this heavy load.
You got to be cool with cords, my friend. You got to be cool with cords.
If you ask me, you got to be.
You got to be cool with cords.
Yeah.
On top of today's story,
Fox Sports News has worked on the scene with the biggest star.
Is this a great showcase for baseball, Ken?
Up to the minute, every night.
Fly ball, deep right field, this baby's over.
Here's Flewitty rolling out, touchdown.
Keith Oberman, Kevin Frazier, and the Primetime team all over the world of sports.
Paris, Los Angeles, Houston, Augusta, Miami, Bay Lewis.
New York, Fox Sports News, Primetime. Mrs. Miss Allen.
Trust me on this.
When I started writing, winning a Nobel Prize never entered my mind.
My first book was a profound commercial failure.
But quitting was not an option.
I learned persistence in subtle and not so subtle ways from my parents.
For years, my mother used her whole paycheck to send me to college.
My father convinced me I could do anything, as long as I tried.
And he was right.
So tell your kids to wake up every morning and do their best.
Tell them to make the most of each and every day,
and not to worry about tomorrow until tomorrow.
My parents gave me a gift nothing could beat.
Long before I was a success.
My parents made me feel like I could be one.
Just like you, we care about how your kids feel.
More magic from Salad Shooter.
Go Italian. Shred real mozzarella onto your pizza.
A little Romano to top your spaghetti.
48 more magic Salad Shooter ideas at SaladShooter.com.
Why do I have Affleck Insurance on top of my regular health insurance?
Because she throws like a boy and dances like an angel.
Because we share the same heartbeat.
And because Affleck helps cover what other insurance doesn't.
If I'm sick, Affleck even provides cash to help pay bills.
So why do I have Affleck?
Because I have her Affleck supplemental insurance.
Without it, no insurance is complete.
You Caress Fragranced Body Washers do more than silk and skin.
Their fragrances seduce your senses.
Now that really changes things.
Back in...
Every week on the Superstation, there's a storm.
Thunder, last Thursday, Red Heart and Goldberg destroyed Creative Control
to become the new Tag Team Champions.
Thunder Eagle by Eastern Thursday Night all day on the Superstation.
Hello, I'm Doc Wadwell with a dynamic dog fact.
A dog's nasty snacking habits will never give him a healthy skin or coat.
It's true. That's why I'm introducing new Wadwell's Treats.
Made with real beef dogs naturally love.
Plus vitamins for healthy skin and a shiny coat.
Left to their own devices, dogs cannot choose a smart snack.
Voila.
So you have to do it for them.
For healthy skin and a shiny coat, treat your dog right with new Wadwell's.
For 31 days in December, TBS Superstation is going to rock your jingle bells.
Man's a thief for witness to murder.
A world broadcast premiere. Clint Eastwood, absolute power.
You have a shoe man who's looking you in the eye.
A Superstation premiere. Lone Star.
I love this guy!
The Superstation premiere, the Fisher Cake.
I'm your new tenant.
He's a freaking lot!
Hey!
This is just the beginning.
House action adventure with a style.
Die Hard 2.
If I were you, I'd throw eyes in the back of my head.
The Shawshank Redemption.
You are one pathetic loser.
Dumb and Dumber.
Get the man out!
Christmas with the Primates.
A Planet of the Apes marathon.
TBS Superstation is your place for movies all December long.
We're back at the University of Denver and here's a...
To find the perfect gift for the barbecue lover in your life, at Gifts.com we test all kinds of gift ideas.
You got your ribeye steak, kee bone steak, corned-bit steak. Excellent gift.
How's the guy supposed to get any work done around here?
You got your cube steak? It's a bad gift. We don't do cube steak.
So when you're looking for just the right gift, come to Gifts.com.
Tell us about the people you're shopping for and we'll tell you about some great gifts.
Gifts.com. Just the perfect gift.
You might have heard a lot about Zenecaal.
There's a unique weapon in the Battle of the Bulge. It's called Zenecaal.
Our top story? Zenecaal. Is it everything you've hoped for?
Want to know the facts? Zenecaal's a prescription fat blocker, not an appetite suppressant.
Which means it blocks about one-third of the fat in the food you eat from ever being digested.
No, you can't eat whatever you want. And you may never look like a supermodel.
But with Zenecaal and a reduced calorie diet, you can lose weight.
And that's a fact.
So if you're at least 30 pounds overweight, depending on height, ask your doctor for more information.
Since Zenecaal blocks about one-third of the fat in the food you eat, you may experience gas with oily discharge,
increased bowel movements, an urgent need to have them, and an inability to control them,
particularly after meals containing more fat than recommended.
Zenecaal shouldn't be taken if you are pregnant, nursing, have food absorption problems,
reduced bile flow, or taking cyclosporine.
Zenecaal reduces the absorption of some vitamins. Therefore, daily multivitamin is recommended.
TBS Superstation Health Watch. Information for life.
PSA, or prostate-specific antigen, is a familiar marker for prostate cancer in men.
Now researchers say PSA may be a cancer fighter as well.
They say PSA is anti-angiogenic, which means it may inhibit the growth of blood vessels that tumors need to survive.
The study was published in the Journal of the National Cancer Institute.
While the researchers admit PSA isn't as potent as other angiogenesis inhibitors like endostatin and angiostatin,
they are encouraged by early animal studies.
I'm Dr. Steve Salvatore with the TBS Health Watch.
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This has been TBS Superstation Health Watch.
What will the credit card of the future look like?
The future?
Think of the possibilities.
The world's changing.
We'll meet a card that can change with it.
What will the credit card look like that has an introductory rate of 0% and then a fixed rate as low as 9.99%?
Definitely not like anything in my wallet.
That has no annual fee and gives you the flexibility to pay over time.
So I'll be able to extend the payments on my new lunar vacation?
What will a credit card look like that provides guaranteed protection from online fraud?
I don't know.
But I think it has my name on it.
A card with a built-in smart chip to give it ever-evolving capabilities.
A credit card with a frame?
That makes other credit cards seem so...
20th century.
Actually, it'll look like this.
Introducing Blue from American Express, a whole new kind of credit card.
We really do live in an interesting time.
To apply, call 1-800-BLUE-600.
I have seen the future.
And it fits in my wallet.
And now, the super fry movie.
Peter Billingsley and Dara McAvans star in A Christmas Story.
Next, on the Superstation.
The Superstation.