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When you bite into a York Peppermint Patty, you might get the sensation that you're competing in the two-man bobsled, whizzing down an icy track in the chilly mountain air.
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One idea, air lifting claims adjusters, right to the site of the accident.
We're over the target.
I don't see the car.
It's that little black dot. They're all little black dots.
The laptop!
Oh, hear that, son of a...
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What's cookin', fellas?
Oh, hey, Ernie. I'm just putting big chips in my Chips Deluxe cookies.
Oh, that's nuttin'. I put big chips and milk chocolate chunks in my Chocolate Lover's Chips Deluxe.
Yeah, well, I'm adding wallet pieces to mine.
Peanut butter cups.
Put that in your cookie and crumble it.
Wow!
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Walnuts!
Open up!
Sometimes too many cooks is a good thing.
I can't wait to hit those links.
Man, I can't wait to hit the trails.
Why am I doing this?
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Thinking of you, love always.
Jessica.
Mmm, they smell so nice.
The Whopper says,
I love you like flame-broiled beef in the land of burgers.
Whopper is a gig.
Mom!
Three different kids, three different opinions about everything, except about what they eat.
Chef Boyardee?
Kids love Chef Boyardee beef ravioli.
It has the taste they crave, and it's real food that's real fast.
Say yes to the chef.
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Now at Burger King, buy a flame-broiled Whopper and take your pick of free bacon and cheese, or a free frozen Coke, or a free Hershey's pie.
Be king for you.
Glazed Candlesense.
Created by nature.
Captured by Glazed.
One, two, a one, two, three, four!
Gimme a break, gimme a break, break me up when he's back, get that bar!
Gimme a break, gimme a break, break me up when he's back, get that bar!
Got those snow forges to wake us up blue.
Need that fresh mountain-grown taste to start the day.
For the blues to start flowing away.
Got that good feeling coming on.
With forges hot, steaming, and strong, yeah.
The bad part of waking up is forging in your clock, yeah.
And while these expenses...
It's like stepping into a time warp.
It happened decades ago.
It's my Mrs. Tuttle! Oh my God, I thought she was lost forever!
And now, the crime may finally be solved.
And as I recall, you told me there was a string of doll nappies plaguing here.
Betsy Wetsey was so nervous that she held it in for days.
Who killed Mrs. Tuttle?
A workman found it stuffed behind some insulation.
Oh, I was so glad it wasn't another dead body.
Next, Roseanne!
Tonight at 6 on Fox 58, cable 6.
Hey, aren't you Jack?
Uh, no.
Hey, it's Jack!
Hey!
You got anything new coming out?
Well, do you like buffalo wings?
You like Frank's Red Hot Sauce?
Well, now you can dunk my chicken breast pieces in Frank's Red Hot Sauce,
and they'll taste just like buffalo wings!
So now when you want the great taste of buffalo wings,
you won't have to go to strip clubs!
When you live out as far as he did,
chances are you're not near one of our stores.
Unless, of course, you're near a computer.
He knew the jacket he wanted and the color.
And then got shoes, a tie, and a belt.
Because after 40 years of marriage,
well, he knew it'd be hard to surprise her.
But at least he thought it'd be worth a try.
Now as close as your computer, the men's warehouse.
You're gonna like the way you look.
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So, what comes to mind when you think of Taft?
Well, let's see if there's...
Taft Family Motors, of course.
Yeah, I see your point.
And what does Taft Family Motors bring to mind?
I'd have to say...
Trucks, of course. Tons of trucks.
Hey, that is good news.
Sure is. And do you know why now is the best time to buy a truck at Taft Family Motors?
Well, my guess is...
Because we're way overstocked with fabulous Chevy trucks with nowhere to put them.
And you know what that means.
I have a feeling you're going to tell me...
We're reducing prices in a big way to get them off the lot and into your driveway.
So now really is the best time to buy a truck at Taft Family Motors.
You are so perceptive.
Thank you.
And there's more.
I'm sure you're going to tell me.
If you insist, look at the selection of Chevy trucks at Taft Family Motors.
The S10, three or four door Sierra Blazers, Tahos, and the granddaddy of them all. Suburban.
Hey, I'm sold. Taft Family Motors and Chevy trucks.
The most dependable, longest lasting trucks on the road.
You took the words right out of my mouth.
Fox, Sunday. You can't ask me to tell Molo he's off the X-Files.
I'm not asking you.
The future of the X-Files...
The invasion has begun.
...is about to get very personal.
You Agent Dogger?
Back off!
You occupy an office that used to be devoted to finding the truth.
Only you're trying to bury it.
And the fight for control...
You know, I'm starting the woman.
Just whose side you are working on...
...is only the beginning.
Get him out of there!
You set me up.
The X-Files all-new, 9, 8 Central, Fox, Sunday.
We have here...