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Hey!
Oh!
Oh, please!
Thank you! Man, you folks sound like you just came from a Marion Barry victory party!
I want to tell you something. I get the feeling we have folks here from out of town.
I've been in New York City about 15 years, and I believe now, presently, 1994, New York City is stranger than it's ever been at any time in the 15 years I've...
But let me give you an example. If you need to call 911, God forbid you have an emergency and you need to dial up the 911.
Here's what happens. First of all, you get a recording when you call the 911 number that says,
Press 1 if you're being mugged. Press 2 if you're being kidnapped.
And then they run down a whole list of crimes, so you see how strange...
Man!
You can understand how that might be strange.
Well, it's official, ladies and gentlemen, we will not be hearing the crack of the bat until April of 1995.
That's right. And in the case of the New York City Mets, it could be June or July.
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Press 4 if people are being mean to you on the subway.
Unbelievable, ladies and gentlemen, as you hear about this today, an Amtrak train crashed right into the White House.
What the hell is going on here?
But the head of the Secret Service said that the pilot who crashed his plane into the White House a couple of days ago acted alone.
He said it's not part of a conspiracy. Well, with all due respect to the Secret Service, isn't this really the kind of thing that should be decided by Oliver Stone?
I think so.
Press 5 if you'd like to talk to Oliver Stone.
Barbara Bush. Boy, Barbara Bush was on the program a couple of nights ago. What a delightful woman.
Barbara Bush, former First Lady, married to George Bush. That's right.
What a wonderful woman. And she has a brand new book out. It's her memoirs and it's getting great reviews.
The Barbara Bush book is getting terrific reviews. And she got some excellent news today.
She's been selected as the new Quaker Oats guy. And I thought, man, that's great.
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What happened to Paul?
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Earlier today, President Clinton received a letter from Dan Quayle's father, excusing him from the invasion of Haiti.
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Yeah!
Ladies and gentlemen, I'm telling you, we have a blockbuster of a program tonight.
Sandra Bullock is on this show. Lovely big, big, talented star.
James Carville, presidential advisor and author of a brand new book. James Carville is here.
Hey kids, do you like the rock and roll?
On the show tonight, Marshall Crenshaw is here.
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Yeah! Thank you boys. Thank you very much.
And of course, our own Paul Schaefer is off because of John Kapoor and sitting in for a poll tonight, Robbie Condor.
Hey Robbie, how are you doing?
Are we sure that's Robbie Condor? You should have come by the office and introduced yourself earlier.
Hi.
Okay, great. Ladies and gentlemen, it's a very exciting night for us here in the Ed Sullivan Theater.
What we have decided to do, turn on the camera outside there, Hal, on 53rd Street there.
That is the beautiful building in which this theater is located and all night long from the seventh floor,
we are going to have Late Show staff members tossing stuff out the window.
Yes, sirree! First, I believe we have Christian. Are you up there, Christian?
Hi Dave. Hi, how are you? Okay, how are you? Good. What do you do on the show, Christian?
I'm the assistant to the head writer. Good for you. What are you going to do tonight?
I've got six magnums of champagne that I'm going to throw over the side onto the street.
Alright, this woman from seven floors above 53rd Street is going to drop six giant bottles of champagne anytime.
Here we go, get ready for big time fun all night long, dropping stuff out the...
Very impressive. Take a look at that in slow motion instant replay. Here we go.
There. Wow! Man! The fireworks are beautiful.
Okay, next, Nancy, are you up there? Dave? Hi Nancy, how are you? Okay.
What are you going to drop for us? A bucket of confetti. A bucket of confetti.
Nancy, what do you do on the show? I'm the eighth floor receptionist.
The eighth floor receptionist dropping a bucket of confetti. Here we go, Anton, anytime you're ready.
Okay. A bucket of confetti out the eighth floor window. Wow!
Amazing, isn't it? The way that confetti just flutters down out of the sky. Look at that. It's still fluttering.
George, are you in there? Up on the seventh floor, George Clark. Yeah, sir. How are you doing?
Okay, George, what do you got there? I've got a monitor with the studio audience on it.
Alright, well it's a picture of me right now. Put the studio audience up there, Hal. There they are.
Okay, go ahead. Keep it up, George.
Okay. Take a look at it again. Here we go. One more time through the miracle of slow motion instant replay.
Here we have the television monitor out the... well, close enough.
Ladies and gentlemen, we've got to do a commercial. When we come back, Sandra Bullock will be joining us.
And all night long, we're going to be dropping stuff out the window. Nice to see you. Come on back.
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Welcome to Movie News for the week of September 12th. I'm Sandy Newton filling in for the vacationing Patrick Van Horn.
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Thank you very much. Welcome back to the program, ladies and gentlemen. Nice to see you.
On the show tonight, Sandra Bullock, star of the motion picture Speed, one of the huge blockbusters of the summer.
Also James Carville and Marshall Crenshaw.
Man, when it comes to that rock and roll music, that Marshall Crenshaw is pretty damn good, ain't he?
And all night long, we're going to be dropping stuff out of the seventh floor of the Ed Sullivan Theater.
Turn on the camera, Hal. Let's see what we've got up there now.
Look at the beautiful structure of the Ed Sullivan Theater.
Lovely brick, plenty of windows.
And here we have our good friends Mujibur and Sergio.
Good afternoon, gentlemen. Nice to see you.
Good afternoon, Dan.
How have you boys been?
Very nice.
Everything OK in the store?
Everything OK.
All right. What are you going to drop out of the window for us?
Twenty souvenir presidential plates.
Presidential plates.
From Rock America.
There's a picture of Bill Clinton on them. You're going to heave those right out the window.
OK. Take it away, boys. Good luck.
Here we go. Right out of the Ed Sullivan Theater.
Bingo.
OK. Nice job, guys.
Here, let's take a look at it in slow motion.
Ladies and gentlemen, here I have a copy of tonight's top ten list.
Let's get right to it.
The category tonight from the home office in Sioux City, Iowa, top ten rejected new names for Euro Disney.
That's right. Euro Disney is a multi-billion dollar theme amusement park set up, built, constructed, operated by the Disney Corporation outside Paris.
Nobody goes there.
It's been open for I think maybe two full years and so far the total paid attendance is 18.
Would that be something?
From the home office in Sioux City, Iowa, rejected new names for Euro Disney.
Here we go. Number ten. Euro disaster.
Number nine. El Bigo Mistako.
Number eight. Never Never Profit Land.
Number seven. La Ville de Guise in big smelly costumes.
Number six. Gump World.
Number five. Boku de Crap American.
Number four. Johnny Depp's Hotel of Destruction.
Number three. Boutros Boutros Goofy.
Number two. Have you forgotten me?
Have you forgotten we saved your ass in World War II land?
And the number one rejected new name for Euro Disney.
Ooh la lame. There you go.
Oh my goodness. Thank you very much, whoever you are.
You probably know our first guest.
There was no meeting, there was no memo. I have no idea who that guy is.
You probably know our first guest from her starring role in the motion picture Speed, the big summer hit about the talking bus.
Please, ladies and gentlemen, join me in welcoming back to the program the live and peppy Sandra Bullock.
Sandra.
Welcome to the program.
Thank you for having me.
How are you doing? What did you do this summer other than have like this huge blockbuster success of a movie?
I actually went to Europe.
Oh, did you?
To promote the huge blockbuster.
Did they like it in Europe? Was it a big success there?
I don't think, well I think it was, yeah, it turned out to be a really good success because it's not too difficult to understand.
Big bus out of control, people in danger, bombs going off.
Yeah, yeah. We didn't have to subtitle much of anything.
That's good.
Stop the bus is pretty universal.
Is that what it was called in some places?
Stop the bus, please.
And did they love you while you were on tour? Did you go to interviews or stuff?
I don't really know because I thought they would love me, but most of the questions were about Keanu and Dennis and you know.
Look, I was the one person away from these people, so they were nice to me to get that much closer.
Did you have fun while you were there?
Well, yeah, I took a really good friend of mine. We went and-
What's your friend's name?
Her name is Samantha Mathis.
I'm sorry, her name is what?
Samantha Mathis.
Samantha Mathis?
Yes.
Oh, that's very, very lyrical, melodic, Samantha Mathis.
Samantha Mathis.
Yeah, it's poetic.
Samantha.
Samantha Mathis.
Samantha.
Samantha Mathis.
What does Samantha do?
Samantha is also an actress. She was in the movie Pump Up the Volume, and we did a-
Oh, come on. You didn't see it. Stop.
So we went together and we thought we would document this entire trip.
The only problem was that we said we were going to condense our clothing, and we condensed
just a little too much because all we took were your basic overalls, which are very important.
Got to have those overalls.
Got to have them for that down look, for that grunge thing. And then we took the little black dress,
the simple little black dress, which is a classic piece.
Always have to have them, yeah. For dinner, dancing, cocktail party.
For dinner, dancing, yeah, yeah. Okay. So our biggest dilemma every time we left the hotel room
is one of us had to wear the overalls and one of us had to wear a little back dress.
You mean between- you only had one of each?
Between- yeah. Well, no, no, no, no. We both brought the same thing.
So I mean, I can't very well walk into Gay Paris with the same black dress that she had on.
Wait a minute, wait a minute. You walked into Paris from the airport?
Yes, Dave. I walked. Boy, am I pretty sorry.
So yes, no, so that posed problems, but we made it work. We made it work.
The other thing that we discovered in Europe- How did you make it work?
One of us would belt it. The other one would wear the Wonder Bra and give it a whole other dimension.
Oh, hello. Hello. Hello. Well, you didn't tell me you were packing a Wonder Bra, for God's sake.
How the hell did you get through airport security with that thing on?
I don't know. That's deep for one. Man, look out. We got the Wonder Bra. Here we go.
So, you know, it was fun. And the most amazing thing, though, you know, they would send us to these incredible hotels.
Where'd you stay? I don't remember the name.
Wow. Just that incredible. They were very, very big. Very expensive, very big.
They had a presidential suite on the front. There were like two chicks in Europe with the presidential suite.
But every hotel has cream of chicken soup. Every single hotel.
So we made a point in every country to have cream of chicken soup. Isn't that hysterical?
Wow. Isn't that funny?
So yeah, we did that. And also- Dear diary.
The broth today was extra creamy. And the other thing that we did, we were going to do sort of a documentary on-
Videotaping? Videotape men of Europe.
Now, are they different from men of other countries?
Yes. Yes. In the sole fact that, thank goodness, men in America aren't as locked into the idea of wearing Speedos at the beach.
Every- I don't care how big he was. I was like, oh my god.
They would wear- it was like- it was this. It was like a little purple piece of something, you know.
With little strings. And you were so afraid that something was going to rupture and like spoil your entire day.
So we would like have the video camera. People running was a good thing to catch on the video.
Men running in Speedos, we'd slow-mo it, you know.
And you found it by and large just kind of repulsive, sort of vulgar?
Would you find that repulsive and vulgar?
Yeah, yeah, I think so. I think so.
But you know, it wasn't like-
See, I never know. When you see a guy in one of those things, you think, well, I don't know, maybe-
Maybe it wouldn't fall that far.
I just don't know.
No. I mean, I don't know. Maybe I just- I mean, I like the big droopy, you know, the sort of leave it up to the imagination type of thing.
But they just- and the colors there were just so vibrant. They were like fuchsias and cobalt blues. They just reflect off.
Let's see what that guy thinks.
What guy?
Uh, well, no, no, and when I come back, I want to hear more about the cream of chicken soup, all right?
We have to do a commercial. We'll be right back here with Sandra Bullock, kids.
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MUSIC
Sandra Willikis here, James Carver, Marshall Trenshaw.
And all night long out of the 7th floor we're going to be dropping stuff.
Turn on the camera Hal, let's see who's out there now.
Okay. Hi.
Hi.
Lonnie, is that you?
Yeah, how you doing there?
What are you going to drop for us tonight, Lonnie?
We're going to be dropping 10 gallon jugs of Deer Park water.
Alright, 10 gallon jugs of Deer Park water.
And four of them?
Yes.
Who's helping out?
Okay, we have Spike, Jay, and Chris.
Alright men, don't get hurt.
Okay.
Here we go, hands on.
Jugs of Deer Park water out of the 7th floor.
There you go.
MUSIC
Now we're getting somewhere, huh?
Let's take a look now in the instant replay.
Wow, that's beautiful.
Yeah.
Yes, sir.
Thank you.
Makes that story about cream of chicken soup look a little silly, doesn't it?
Yeah.
Am I pronouncing your name correctly?
Is it Sandra or Sondra?
Sandra.
Sandra, did I say Sondra?
I don't know.
Well, I'm sorry if I got it wrong.
It's quite alright.
And we mentioned James Carver was on the show.
Do you know anything about politics?
Have you met the guy?
Do you know what he does?
No, I just met him in the back.
He's a very intense man, very energetic.
Yes, very intense.
He's an amazing individual.
Yeah.
No, I mean, I never met him until tonight.
I've never really met anybody that had any weight in the political arena, except for this
girlfriend of mine in high school, my best friend.
Her father was a senator.
Samantha Mathis.
Oh, she's going to kill me.
So anyway, this friend of mine's father was a senator.
I'm not going to say what state he was in because I can't tell you.
What state was he from?
I can't tell you.
I can't tell you, Dave.
Why not?
You can tell us.
I can't tell you.
I can't tell you because what I'm getting ready to tell you is also about as unattractive
as the Speedo incident.
Alright.
We used to hang out at her house because my mother assumed that since her father was,
you know, good standing in politics that, you know, she's obviously a good influence.
Is the guy still a senator?
I don't know.
Yeah.
So we would hang out there and it was a good excuse to, you know, say I'm spending the night
at my friend's house and we would go out and be children as we were in high school, do
the child-like-
Like a kid, 15, 16, like that?
15, 16, you know, just blossoming, that type of thing.
And he would, the next morning we would wake up and it would always be like Saturday and
Sunday.
So I mean, he was somebody who was supposed to be a senator running around in like these
droopy underwear.
Well, now you like the droopy look.
You know what?
I mean, yeah, not the way he wore it.
So this is the image that I have of politics.
I look at politicians and I think that, you know, they have droopy droopies.
Isn't that hysterical?
Dear diary.
Well, those are two great stories.
Yeah, well thank you.
Are you getting ready for it?
Now, why can't you tell us the name of the guy?
I mean, it's not like he killed a guy.
Because, you know, maybe he's trying to like change his image.
He could walk into a party and everyone looks at him like, they can't look him in the eye.
They look.
It seems unlikely that he's campaigning like that.
I don't know.
I don't know what he's doing.
I don't want to destroy a family.
Okay.
But is there more to that story?
Yes, but I'm just not going to delve into that.
Because baggy underwear, I'm not sure that would in fact alone destroy a family.
You know?
They have a point there.
So I'm thinking maybe there's more to this story.
You know, there could be.
I think I was just too young to see the signs.
God bless you.
Yeah.
I'd like to hear more about that time you walked into Paris from the airport though.
Now, are they talking about a sequel to the film?
Oh, The Seeds?
Yes, please.
You know, they keep throwing around ideas.
I think I have a great idea.
I think we should call it Breed, From the Bus to the Bed.
And like we have to populate the world in under a year or something like that.
You know, you have a reasonable urgency.
It's a difficult task, you know?
Mommy?
No, no, no, no.
It's Samantha Matheson.
Now, do you want to go up there and heave something out of the office building?
Yes, I do.
All right.
What would you like to toss out of there?
Can I heave you?
No.
Yeah.
Something messy.
You know, tonight I'm ready to go.
All right.
You can heave me out tonight.
All right.
Let's go.
Why don't you run up there now and then see what's up there and then just when you're ready, toss it out.
Okay.
All right.
Okay, Dave.
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["The Daily Show Theme"]
Okay!
James Carville is on the program tonight, and also Marshall Trenshaw.
Hal, turn on the camera, let's see if Sandra is there.
Hi! Are you ready to heave something out, Sandra?
I'm ready, Dave.
What do you have there?
I have a cute.
Wow, look at there.
It looks exactly like me.
Oh, I ought to be in a Speedo, thank you very much.
I ought to be full of cream of chicken soup.
Easy, easy.
All right, anytime you're ready, for heaven's sake, grab hold of that safety harness.
Here we go.
Okay, here we go, Dave.
We're going to go to seven floors up, out of the theater building.
Pretty moving, wasn't it?
Let's see that again.
Roll that back in slow motion.
You know, actually, I've survived falls worse than that.
Because of the hairpiece.
That always breaks your hair in the hairpiece.
James Carville will be here, Marshall Trenshaw.
I mentioned that.
Oh, tomorrow, are you kidding me?
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Chuck Berry, how about that for a show?
And Janine Garofalo from Saturday Night Live.
That's tomorrow's program, ladies and gentlemen.
Now, back to the seventh floor of the Ed Sullivan Theater Building,
and let's see what we're going to do here.
Hey, Spike, how are you?
What do you got going on?
I dropped this bowling ball in a bathtub full of pudding.
All right, a bowling ball into a bathtub of pudding.
Now, when you're done with that bathtub of pudding,
put it back in my dressing room.
Okay.
Here we go.
Regulation bowling ball.
Seven floors down.
Oh, wow.
Just wide to the right.
All right, you got another one?
Spike, load up and try it again, buddy.
There we go.
Trying to pick up that spare now.
Spike, Spike, are you taking into consideration the rotation of the earth?
I will now.
Try it again, sir.
Here we go.
Yeah!
Whoa!
Yeah!
That was pretty cool.
Are we going to see that again?
All right.
Yeah!
Hello!
Yes, sir.
Nice going, Spike.
Thank you very much.
Okay.
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You guys aren't alike, even though you're brothers, huh?
He likes to go swimming in the swamps.
I like to hang out at the mall.
What kind of batteries you guys use?
Duracell.
Oh, you both use Duracell batteries?
Yeah.
What do you think you'll last a long time?
We got lots of energy.
Lots of energy?
What do you think?
Quality.
He's going to be a lawyer, right?
Yeah.
Yeah, uh-huh.
And what are you going to be?
I might be a kickbox or a bouncer.
Oh, a bouncer.
You'll need a lawyer.
Duracell.
No other battery lasts longer.
Anyone know why?
TGI Fridays has introduced gourmet pizzas, and I have just the way to show them to you.
Great combinations like very veggie pizza or barbecue chicken pizza.
Or Fridays name your own pizza with your choice of toppings.
For me, it's pepperoni, mushrooms, and fresh peppers.
Ooh, instantly fresh.
Fast forward.
Proof that Friday's new gourmet pizzas are going to be great.
Guaranteed.
Next Thursday, the premier of due south is finally here when Canada's finest goes after his first big city bus.
Excuse me.
I'll be back.
Steve, go.
He's hot on the trail of a little fugitive.
That's far enough, son.
Who are you, a flying boy's driver or something?
Catch the new direction in Family Adventures.
Due South premieres next Thursday.
The 1994 Accord LX charmed the press.
It surprised the competition.
It won Motor Trends Import Car of the Year.
Now it's time for something more impressive.
Introducing the Honda 94 Clearance Lease.
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Timing is everything at your Honda dealer.
Jazz up your home at the HBA's Home Designer Remodeling Show this weekend at the KC Merchandise Mart.
This Sunday, the medical drama you've heard about...
We can't make one mistake tomorrow, not one.
...comes to CBS.
If I can't operate, I'll die.
From the creator of Emmy's best drama, now comes the best hospital show.
God, I love it.
Chicago Hope, special guest.
The creator of Emmy's best drama, now comes the best hospital show.
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Hi there.
Welcome back to the program, ladies and gentlemen.
What are we doing?
Bringing out the guest or...
Okay, oh, we're going to drop something.
Oh, excellent, excellent.
Turn on the camera, Hal.
Let's go back outside.
Hi, kids.
Hi, Dave.
Who all is up there?
Chris.
Chris and Jay and...
Jay and Chris.
Chris, all right.
And you get a dump out of there, looks like, what do you got?
We got fluorescent bulbs.
All right, we got fluorescent bulbs.
Here we go.
Anton, we got fluorescent bulbs.
One, two, three, go.
Yeah.
Oh, my God.
Wow.
Take a look at that again.
That's pretty spectacular.
There they go.
Nice going, kids.
Take the rest of the day off.
Our next guest can put a candidate in office faster than we can drop a bowling ball in
the tub of pudding.
Along with his...
Hi, James, how you doing?
Along with his wife, Mary Madeline, they have co-authored this book right here.
It's entitled All's Fair, Love, War, and Running for President.
Ladies and gentlemen, please welcome back to the program, the always energetic James
Carvel.
James.
Welcome to the show.
Hey, is it?
It's this side.
What's the matter?
Oh, yeah, we're gonna...
When you hold it up.
All right, okay.
Brand new publication?
Yes, sir.
In about a couple of weeks?
It's been, I've gotten a bookstore starting on Saturday, so it ain't even been out a week
yet.
Yeah, so do you have any indication of how it's doing?
Are people interested in this?
Well, the publishers say they're doing great, but I don't...
The publishers are like politicians.
Can you really believe them?
I don't know.
Did you get a lot of money to write this book?
Yeah, it's all gone right.
It was fun getting the chance.
How much money are we talking about here?
The press reports it is $900,000.
Wow.
It was...
But now that's for you and Mary.
And your wife.
And did you have difficulty writing the book together?
I wouldn't call it difficulty.
We tried for about 30 seconds and the collaborator said, uh-uh, this ain't gonna work.
You two go to your respective corners.
That's right.
Now, was it a problem of just ideological differences, political differences, or trouble
in the marriage, or what was the...
Oh, I think you were...
Now, I think we'd...
I would say something about the campaign, and she would say, well, that's just a lie.
That's another, you know, democratic demagogic, blah, blah, blah, blah.
And we were getting nowhere fast.
Now, let me ask you a question about the 96 campaign.
Do you think you'll be working for a candidate in 96?
Are you gonna work for Clinton again in 96?
Well, one thing I say is whenever you talk to the president, you always insist on the last three words,
which are inevitably, yes, Mr. President.
So, if the president, anything the president asked me to do, I would do,
but I would certainly advise him that I would not be the best person to do that.
Oh, you think so?
I think so.
Why wouldn't you be the best person to do that?
Well, I'll be over 50, and it takes somebody a lot younger than that,
and I think that people are smarter than me, and also, to do it, you have to have that sort of total commitment,
and I think since I've been married, it'd be a lot harder to do it,
but I would never tell the president of the United States no to anything that he would ask me to do.
Okay, so that's your position.
What about your wife's position?
Would she go to work for the Republican candidate?
You know, who was here the other night was Barbara Bush.
Yeah, I thought... I think she really did a good job.
Yeah, I think she was kind of irritated with me.
Really?
I think she was kind of steamed at me.
I think she would have put me in a headlock.
I don't know.
Yeah.
Mary is interviewing her on her show tonight.
Well, she'll probably have better luck tonight.
Yes, I think she'll probably be a little easier on it, too.
But...
The...
I think that she'll be involved in some way, and I think we'll probably be involved in some way,
but I would really, really doubt it would be the degree of involvement that we had in 1990.
Yeah, well, that would be very interesting.
Now, getting back to Clinton, what's the deal on this guy right now?
Let's say that it is now all of a sudden 1996.
What's the first thing you would do to put his campaign on the right track?
Because he's got some trouble.
Right.
He's got the Paula Jones thing.
That's some kind of trouble there.
He's got the Whitewater thing.
That's some trouble there.
He's got people say he has no foreign policy.
There's some trouble right there.
He's talking about invading Haiti.
He's talking about invading Bermuda.
He's talking about invading Miami Beach.
He's just going nuts.
Okay, you got your thing.
Okay?
I would say...
But, they passed.
They got the crime bill.
Passed the crime bill.
I would say that.
Yeah?
Think of one aspect in American life that hadn't changed for the better.
The deficit is down $500 billion.
The first time since 1945 that it's gone down three years in a row.
There are about six million people that are working today that weren't working when he took office.
We have family and medical leave.
We have a student loan program.
We have a crime bill.
We have an economy that's going.
For the first time, I was looking to pay the date.
America is now the most competitive nation in the entire world.
Oh, that's right.
It took over from Japan.
So what I say is, in every president has problems, but this president has enormous accomplishments that people have tried to blurt out.
And in a campaign, I would say, Mr. President, you go out there and you promise change.
And you show them point after point after point after point where you have delivered change and delivered change in the face of vicious and malicious opposition.
And I think that if we do that, we'll be successful in 1996, because we have direct...
Now, do people respond to that kind of thing?
Yes.
Take those.
Thank you.
You know what I like about you?
You can do that kind of stuff in your sleep.
Not in my sleep.
I can call you at three in the morning and say, let's go, and you just boom, boom, boom, knock them all right out.
My mother thinks that, you know, probably when they slapped me on the face, you know, I was out there spinning.
You got some of that from your mom, though, didn't you?
Oh, yeah.
She's something.
What did she do?
She sold encyclopedias.
She sold...we would drive around, and she was the best salesman.
I think that's where...I think our real family value is hucksterism.
You see, that's why I'm out here doing this book like this.
But we would drive around.
This is a true story.
And I was like 15, and I'd drive my mother, and we would see a front yard that had a bicycle and a basketball.
And so she knew that there was a kid.
That's what she was looking for.
Some indication of a kid who would want the encyclopedias.
She'd see the basketball.
And so she would sit down, and the lady at the house would come, and she'd say,
I have these educational materials, and, you know, I sold a bicycle.
I know that's your kid's right.
And inevitably, the father would walk in, and he said, well, Ms. Carville, I'm sorry.
We just can't afford that right now.
And she said, well, you know, I see you can afford a basketball for yourself.
I just find it amazing that you can't afford an encyclopedia for your kid.
Boom.
Choo-ching.
I mean, it was 100%.
If they had a bicycle and a basketball, we never lost the sales.
I just said, that guy's dead, man.
Sign up anything.
How much, how many miles a week does President Clinton run, you know?
He's an avid jogger, isn't he?
Yeah, but I say to the President about the President jogging.
His motto is start slow, then taper off.
But it seems like he's always out doing it.
Yeah, I think he clears like I jog every day just because Clinton tends to clear your head.
But so how come he doesn't lose any weight?
That's the deal.
If he's out there.
Well, if you've got six Big Macs, you know, and a four-mile jog, I mean, it's not the jog.
It's not in between.
Oh, yeah, he's going to want you in 96.
I'm not kidding.
We stood on that campaign plane, and I see him eat like it doesn't matter.
Really?
Just pounds it away?
He can put it away.
And it don't matter what it is, it's got to be good or bad.
Just bring it on.
Bring it on.
I notice here on the cover that your lovely wife, far too good for the likes of you, certainly.
Your lovely wife appears to be giving you the finger behind your back.
So I just wanted to point that out to you.
I don't know, is that a problem?
You want to spin answers to that?
Yeah, what else is the problem?
She's saying, baby, you're number one in my heart.
She hadn't quite gotten over the election yet.
It's always great to have you here.
You were on the cover of, was it Newsweek, you and your wife?
This book's going to be a huge success.
Come back again.
James, I enjoyed chatting with you.
James Carville, ladies and gentlemen.
We'll be right back.
Mark and Crenshaw.
Welcome in.
Hi.
You wanted to see me about something?
Where are my messages?
Did I get any messages?
Oh, sure, they're on your email.
Email?
Oh, I want paper.
Well, just print them out.
They're right there on your email.
Would Dickens use email?
Would Fitzgerald?
Would Shakespeare use email?
Well, they would now.
It happens every day.
As the earth rolls on its belly, the lights go out from east to west.
Night sweeps across the land.
This is the time when dreams are made.
And as another day is put to bed, a tired eye appears once, twice.
The night's sleepyhead.
So now, we make the world's best mattress.
How much is 80 calories of your cereal?
Not much.
That's it.
Well, with Nabisco shredded wheat, you get all this.
One biscuit is one bowlful for me.
That's just 80 calories each biscuit.
With no added salt, sugar, or fat.
It's really not too easy.
You always know what you're getting with Nabisco shredded wheat.
Well, that's why they made it like this.
Nabisco shredded wheat.
It's just naturally good.
My dad has been my dentist since my first tooth has come in,
and this is the first toothpaste that he's ever sent me.
Introducing Tartar Control Mentadent, the most complete tartar control toothpaste.
It's tartar control.
It has the fluoride, baking soda, and peroxide that my dad believes in.
Yeah, he asked me, are you using the mentadent?
Yes, dad.
Tartar Control Mentadent helps you brush away plaque on teeth around the gum line
and helps stop tartar before it forms.
It leaves you with a very clean, refreshing feeling.
New Tartar Control Mentadent.
It has everything.
By the power vested in me by the state of Maine,
I hereby order you to serve two life-settling suspects at best.
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Riveting.
Unforgettable.
The Shawshank Redemption is one of the best films of the year.
An emotional blockbuster.
A monumental achievement in filmmaking.
What are we talking about?
Power.
The Shawshank Redemption, rated R, at select theaters September 23rd.
It took them more than a century, but the Indians are finally getting even
and getting rich, too.
60 Minutes goes to a Wampum Wonderland, an Indian gambling casino, Sunday.
Get the inside scoop, the new fall season on CBS.
New shows, new stars, plus all your CBS favorites.
Look forward in your Kmart newspaper circular this Sunday.
We're here at the Chrysler Test Track, along with the all-new Eagle Talon and Sue Lampe.
Any thoughts, Sue?
CD player, dual airbags, five-speed overdrive.
You got it!
What are we talking about, 140 horses, 103 foot-pounds of torque,
double wishbone suspension, and what, 25, 30 grand?
Seems our little friend Sue has a lot to learn about the Eagle Talon.
Test drive a Talon at your Jeep and Eagle dealer, or call us.
Hi.
Now, who's that guy?
Where are you getting these guys?
What is going on here?
Our next guest is a critically acclaimed musician.
This man writes perfect popular songs.
There's a brand new CD here, a live album entitled My Truck is My Home.
Ladies and gentlemen, Marshall Crenshaw.
Marshall!
Hey, how are you?
Thank you.
My truck is my home.
My dream is full again.
My life, you're my favorite waste of time.
I don't care if you're being with you is meaningless, but you did you worth the draw or the prize.
I've got to give you my love tonight and tomorrow night.
My life, you're my favorite waste of time.
My dream is full again.
My life, you're my favorite waste of time.
My dream is full again.
My life, you're my favorite waste of time.
Thank you very much.
Nice to see you.
Marshall, good to have you back.
Marshall Crenshaw, ladies and gentlemen.
Great song.
How you doing?
We'll be right back, kid.
Thank you, folks.
Mr. Wagner, Marisa Thompson, how are you?
I'm here in my office and I just wanted to confirm our appointment this afternoon.
You're off Route 15, right?
The proposal?
Sure, I have it right here.
Absolutely, I'll fax it and look over it.
Jane, can you fax the sales proposal to Mr. Wagner?
Sure.
Oh, she is terrific.
You'll have to meet her.
The Sharp Wizard.
Carried by the most organized people on earth.
Through the normally tranquil back roads of Michigan,
Car and Driver Magazine judges drove off 50 finalists for the coveted 10 Best Cars award.
One test drive stood out in particular.
The Acura Integra GSR.
We said it was the most fun car in Hot Wheels.
Now they agree.
Test drive, the Integra, at your greater Kansas City Acura dealer.
If you like to eat, come to Wendy's for our 99-cent super value menu
with our Junior Bacon Cheeseburger with two strips of bacon,
Biggie fries, Biggie drinks, and Frosties.
Look, I know you have less to spend these days,
but that doesn't mean you have to eat less.
Wendy's 99-cent super value menu.
Now at Wendy's, all kids' meals are just $1.99.
Hamburger kids' meals.
Yeah!
Cheeseburger kids' meals.
Excellent!
Nuggets kids' meals.
Awesome!
You can get any one for just $1.99.
Yes!
Bring your kids to Wendy's.
All right!
Are you having a hard time finding your favorite television program?
Well, if you aren't, you will.
This fall, two Kansas City television stations changed their networks,
and you've probably already heard a lot of confusing advertising about it.
But remember this, Channel 5 will continue to be your CBS affiliate
with all your favorite programs.
So if you're confused about what's going on,
make the switch to a station you can count on.
Channel 5.
In Kansas City, 5 stands for new.
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Okay!
Let's go one final time up to the seventh floor of the Ed Sullivan Theater building.
It's time for the big finale.
All right, kids, anytime you're ready, go ahead.
Bombs away.
As always, safety first.
Here we go.
It's our big melon finale.
Oh, man. Yes, sir.
Oh, man.
Well, I enjoyed that.
My thanks to Marshall Crenshaw, James Carville, and Sandra Bullock.
Tomorrow, Mary Tyler Moore, Chuck Berry, and Janine Garoppolo.
Thank you very much for watching.
Good night, everybody.
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