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Eleven minutes of uninterrupted news and weather, tonight.
The newspapers may carry all the news that's fit to print, but Andy finds an awful lot of it confusing.
It's often hard to make sense of what you're reading in a newspaper.
I'm reading the newspapers now, and it's hard for me anyway.
This headline says, private investors to buy Sallie Mae for $25 billion.
Does everyone but me know what Sallie Mae is?
Or why anyone would pay $25 billion for it?
The story I least like to read these days is about the United States, my United States,
torturing prisoners to get information from them that they probably don't have anyway.
Here's a headline, where to invest your money now.
I always think that if anyone really knew where to invest your money, they'd do it,
but they wouldn't tell the rest of the world about it.
Over the years, I've invested some money in the stock market because I make more than I spend since my kids graduated from college.
But when the headline reads, Dow Zips Past 13,000, I have no idea what it means.
Zips Past 13,000 what?
Just send me the money.
This headline says, leaders plan lower taxes for middle class.
I'm not sure how much someone called middle class makes, but I don't think it's the government's business to try to even out the incomes of all Americans.
I don't think anyone likes to be called middle class either.
A new study finds that people in their late 50s and 60s are not as healthy as their parents who are in their 70s or 80s.
Maybe true, but I don't think the younger people would want to swap.
The headline reads, as vote for new president nears, democracy disappoints Nigerians.
Well, join the club, Nigerians.
The sports section of newspapers these days always have a lot of stories about soccer.
Most Americans don't really care much about soccer, not as good a game as football.
It's more popular around the world than football is because it's cheaper and easier.
A soccer uniform, not counting shoes, costs a few dollars.
A football uniform can cost several hundred dollars, not counting shoes.
This headline asks a question, what will summer bring at the gas pump?
Now, why would a newspaper ask a dumb question like that?
Is there anyone alive who owns a car who doesn't know what will happen to gas prices this summer?
So many bad stories in the newspaper every day.
I don't know why I like reading them as much as I do.
I'm Orly Safer. We'll be back next week with another edition of 60 Minutes.
You can go to Amazon.com slash 60 Minutes to buy DVD versions of these and other 60 Minutes stories.
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Hi, I'm Cookie Colletti, and I'm doing the arthritis walk this year.
We have to bring an awareness to it and learn what we can about it, and do what we can about it to eliminate it.
It would be great if we could do it in my generation, in my lifetime.
This year, I'm going to walk the arthritis walk in May, and I'm going to make a difference.
This is an agricultural emergency. Yes, it is.
Where have the bees gone?
This beekeeper has lost 90% of hers, but if you think it's no big deal, listen up.
Without the bees, we'd have almost none of this.
Monday, the American bee crisis and what it means for you.
Can anything be done? Don't miss Saving the World on the CBS Evening News with Katie Gerig.
With just three new episodes left, the king may have lost his queen.
It's all good!
But hey, he's still got his wheels.
Yeah!
You're being an idiot.
It's comedy with a twist.
You know what? Ten years of that, it's nothing but scar tissue now.
All new.
CBS Monday after two and a half men.
Monday.
Local college student brutally carjacked early yesterday morning.
We have former CSI Ryan Wolfe.
Thank you, Heather.
Friends.
You look different. Let's do the eyeliner.
Become enemies.
So you're a piston, aren't you?
And mistakes.
Ah!
Can kill.
I wasn't breaking any laws.
You broke all the rules.
New Miami, CBS Monday.