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You want to know the secret to choosing a motor oil?
You wait till the sun goes down.
You take a ride to your local garage and then get a real close look at what the mechanic
puts into his own car.
Fact is, more top mechanics in America choose Valvoline over any other brand.
Valvoline can help keep cars on the road for 100, 200, 300,000 miles and more.
So before you buy a motor oil for your car, know the one more top mechanic's put into
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People who know use Valvoline.
Introducing the most durable bounty ever.
It does jobs I never thought a paper towel could do.
Now it's the Quilted Picker Upper.
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It even scrubs a carpet.
Ordinary towels fall apart, even top quality towels, but new Quilted Bounty's this much
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It's still quicker too.
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Meet the Puttermans.
Just your typical suburban family.
Well, sort of.
They do typical suburban things.
Todd's working here.
Don't remind me.
And, uh, enjoy typical family activities.
Is everybody using Duracell batteries?
Makes you wonder, who are they?
Silly question.
Uh, the Puttermans.
You'll meet them this fall.
Behind the laughter.
I got a problem with sex.
Men.
Behind the headlines.
Come on, Rosie, it's my house too.
You can't go locked up in your house.
It's over, pal.
The gravy train stops here.
Behind the rumors.
You don't love me.
You love cocaine.
You love yourself.
There's an unforgettable story you've never heard before.
Think of me as a domestic goddess.
Roseanne, an unauthorized biography.
World premiere Tuesday at 8, 7 Central on Fox.
Less got run over, either.
Recently, there have been numerous studies on how foods rich in vitamin C, like orange
juice, can lower the risk of some types of cancer.
Of course, not everyone has read them.
100% pure Florida orange juice.
To your health.
What do two hitmen, one girlfriend, a prenegate, and the secret suitcase have in common?
They're all part of the most electrifying film of the year.
Pulp Fiction, rated R. Starts Friday at theaters everywhere.
Hi, welcome to Subway.
Subway isn't like those fancy New York steak houses.
No stuff you made or ding or jackets required.
Great vest.
Thanks.
But we do have A1 steak sauce.
It's on Subway's new A1 Steak and Cheese, slices of tender, juicy steak topped with
the great taste of A1, plus all the fresh fixings you like.
And at Subway, you don't get a big bill.
You get change.
Subway's new A1 Steak and Cheese.
Appetites are required.
Jackets aren't.
Our prices will knock your socks off, so run in.
It's the final week of Color Tiles in-store warehouse sale, with 40, 50, 60% price cuts.
Broadloom carpet, save 56%, $7.88 installed with pad.
Mannington Gold Classic Sheet Vinyl, save 23%, plus $2 rebate.
Every ceramic floor and wall tile on sale, starting at 88 cents.
Oak hardwood plank, save 16 to 41%.
Level Orr mini blinds, buy one up to four more, a dollar each.
Run in now and get six months, no payment, no interest.
Hurry, Color Tiles sale ends Monday.
Fox, NFL Sunday tackles the issues.
He knew how important he was to the Packers, and that's why he did it, and he got more
money.
I just think that's wrong.
I'm gonna give my opinions, that's what I'm paid to do.
He's the kind of guy you want to marry your daughter, but you don't want a quarterback
in the team.
The team that's not afraid to speak its mind.
Coverage begins 12 noon Eastern, 9 a.m. Pacific.
Now at iMasters, all frames are half off.
That's half off thousands of frames.
Even frames as low as $59.
And iMasters trained opticians will help you find the right ones.
But frames are half off only for a short time.
After that, it's all off.
All frames are 50% off, but the offer ends soon at iMasters.
Fox, Under the Hillman, brought to you by Duracell.
So, is everybody using Duracell batteries?
You're kidding.
The second I heard they had a battery that outlasts all other brands, I bought the family
a whole case.
It reminds me of the first time we tried Duracell batteries.
We were living in Tulsa with your great aunt Emma.
We shared a one room apartment.
Herb, did you slip her one of those other batteries?
Me?
The copper top tops them all.
When a fight breaks out, there may be no one around to stop it.
So, before you decide to do something stupid, like entering the enemy's turf looking for
revenge or like taking a loaded gun to school, there are laws of society that'll put you
behind bars.
Laws of science that'll put you in a wheelchair and laws of gravity that'll put you six feet
under.
Violence, don't play that game.
George did some crazy things in the sixties and now one of them is coming back to haunt
him.
I'm your son.
The George Carlin Show, season premiere Sunday, October 16th.
Looks tempting, doesn't it?
Clean lines.
Ooh, well appointed.
Stylish, sporty.
Yeah.
But if you want to get a closer look at the new Hyundai Elantra, perhaps you'd be better
off visiting a showroom.
Every mother becomes a doctor in her own way.
Her medical training starts here.
The doctor will be here soon, honey.
Where she learns that for fast cough relief, doctors recommend Robitussin more than any
other cough medicine.
She specializes in house colds.
Are you feeling, buddy?
And always brings Robitussin along.
With her Robitussin and her great bedside manner, it's no wonder she has a thriving
family practice.
Robitussin, recommended by Dr. Mom.
Which Robitussin is right for you?
Ask your doctor or pharmacist.
Jupiter was recently bombarded by meteors.
Could Earth be next?
It would wipe out human civilization.
We'll see in two outcomes.
TenXIstico.
Tardys challenge McDonald's with our ultimate bacon cheeseburger.
There is nothing like this over there.
Now we're back to challenge them with Hardey's new ultimate roast beef sandwich.
This is a big, bad roast beef monster.
It looks great.
Four slices of cheese.
Two kinds of cheese.
Plus four whole strips of bacon and a lot of lean juicy roast beef.
It's gigantic.
All on a humongous roll.
The absolute best right here. Out of this world good.
The new ultimate roast beef sandwich and ultimate bacon cheeseburger.
I think I might have made this in a dream.
McDonald's doesn't even have a roast beef sandwich.
This is Nancy Hutchins from Neo Show.
Nancy won $10,000 playing bingo for the Missouri Lottery.
The men in her family heard the news. They bombarded her with ideas on how to spend the money.
Like a video game library, an NBA franchise, a movie theater, a new car, a trip to California, a computer, just to name a few.
Well, Nancy decided to listen to herself and get that new refrigerator with the double capacity vegetable crisper.
Atta girl, Nancy.
Nancy.
Play bingo for the Missouri Lottery. And remember, you won the money.
Then and now. Covering news like never before.
It's 58 degrees on Signal Hill.