in a moment on the TNT Saturday Night Movie.
Hang it up.
In the air, they're dangerous.
What was that all about?
I thought I saw Elvis.
Let it go, Topper. The king is gone.
On the ground,
They're proving charged to radar.
They're absolutely lethal.
I've fallen for you like a blind roofer.
I've got a phobia at 12 o'clock.
Roger that.
Prepare for mental combat with Charlie Sheen and Lloyd Bridges in Hotshots
hosted by director Jim Abrams.
Tomorrow at 8 on TNT.
Small price.
Happy New Year!
The critics are on board
with Out to Sea.
We're dancing in the morning.
Siskel and Ebert give it two thumbs up.
This is the best possible thing that could have happened.
Mapow and Lemon are in top form.
Pussycats were pussycats.
And Roger Reidl says,
in a summer overwhelmed with $100 million special effects pictures,
Here's a classic comedy with big laughs.
This is the Brazilian Crete.
In Brazil, this is just called the Crete.
Out to sea.
Rated PG-13.
Now playing at theaters everywhere.
Presenting the most refreshing idea to hit tea since the Ice Cube.
Crystal-like fruit teas.
New tempting peach and sun-ripened raspberry.
Or crisp lemon tea.
Each only five teeny calories.
Now that's refreshing.
Crystal-like teas.
Its posture is sleek.
Smart. Powerful.
The absolute height of cool.
But with a revolutionary 190 horsepower 30-valve V6
and the option of a Tiptronic gearbox,
the new Audi 842.8 is actually quite sophisticated.
Get ready for the ride of your life.
Introducing Honey and Bacon French.
New from Hidden Valley.
Michael Jordan, UNCF, take one.
We're here to tell you about the college fund.
It was set up to help deserving kids get a chance to be what they want to be.
Are there any future doctors in the house?
Yeah!
Any scientists?
Yeah!
What about teachers?
Yeah!
Alright, now who's going to play professional basketball?
Come on.
It's a good job.
Please join me and support the college fund.
And mine is a terrible thing to waste.
Yeah!
Some were cowboys.
Some were socialites.
But they all believed in one thing.
Their country's honor.
Fire!
This is boy!
Sam Elliott, Gary Busey and Tom Berenger star in an American saga of guts and glory.
Rough Riders will premiere Sunday, July 20th at 8 p.m. Eastern on TNT, the best movie studio on television.
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See past and present collide when Joe Bob Briggs roasts and hosts,
Time Runner, next.
Then hold on for more. Jackie Chan is the protector.
And tomorrow night at 10, enlist with Bill Murray in Stripes.
Monday, on a special burden of proof.
I am not gonna go and work and give my money to Fred Goldman.
Greta Van Susteren talks with O.J. Simpson in an exclusive one-hour interview, Monday, 8 p.m. Eastern on CNN.
Take a breath. Notice anything?
Well, if you happen to have a tic-tac in your mouth, you would. You notice your breath tastes fresh.
People around you would notice a fresh breath, too.
Can you breathe without a tic-tac?
Of course.
But I wouldn't recommend it.
What do a small 1.5-calorie mint and a racy 115-horsepower convertible have in common?
They take your breath away.
Get a breath of fresh air with tic-tac and win a new Volkswagen Cabrio.
Peel off and peel out.
Perfect day for a sport, you.
I'd put it in four-wheel drive high.
Get those extra gear rotations going, huh?
But you could hit it inclined.
So, you might want to do four-wheel low.
Get that torque working for you?
Oh, yeah. Of course, there's ice.
High, low, two-wheel, four-wheel.
What do you think?
Think? You're in the Bravada. It's got SmartTrack, automatically adjusting to changing road conditions.
No buttons, no levers, no thinking required.
So, where's that lever, anyway?
Bravada. It knows the road.
My kids, I love them.
But sometimes they don't see the messes they make.
So, they never see bacteria here.
Even after washing, this counter can be teeming with germs.
I see them because I'm a Dell scientist.
It's why we created new Dow antibacterial cleaner.
It removes grease and kills germs for a microscopic clean.
Unlike ordinary cleaners, they don't miss a crumb.
New Dow antibacterial cleaner.
With Dow, it's not just clean, it's microscopically clean.
How can you turn this...
into this...
with this?
The remarkable filter inside the Brita water filtration pitcher
virtually eliminates lead and chlorine.
Your tap water suddenly tastes like this.
Clear, fresh, wonderful.
Brita. Tap into great taste.
Rich, boys! Rich, rich! We're gonna be rich!
Where's the damn map?
Don't mess with us, pal. We're from New York.
Take three New Yorkers, give them a treasure map,
and watch them dig up trouble.
Ow!
Somebody... suck out the poison.
Go West with Good Crystal in City Slickers 2.
One week from tonight at 8.
The new classics are on TNT.
Take aim and let fly for the new adventures of Robin Hood.
An all-new season begins Monday at 10 p.m. on TNT.
The average funeral today now costs over $4,000.
But the most Social Security will pay to your survivors, if they qualify,
is only $255, leaving your loved ones to pay the balance.
If you're age 50 to 80, you can protect your loved ones
with Montgomery Ward Life's Mature Life Plan.
It pays cash expenses at your family's time of need.
It's important to know my wife or kids won't be burdened if anything happens to me.
I didn't have to take a physical.
I didn't even have to answer any health questions.
With the Mature Life Plan, you enroll by mail,
and you cannot be turned down for coverage.
I feel good knowing that we're protected by Montgomery Ward Life,
a company we know we can trust.
Call now and get a free booklet explaining Social Security benefits
and free information about the Mature Life Plan.
For free information, call 1-800-421-2000.
And now, back to St. Helens on the TNT Saturday Night Movie.