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Past and future collide in Time Runner, tonight at 10 on TNT's Monster Vision.
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Some were cowboys. Some were socialites.
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Sam Elliott, Gary Busey and Tom Berenger star in an American saga of guts and glory.
Rough Riders will premiere Sunday, July 20th at 8 p.m. Eastern on TNT, the best movie studio on television.
We will return to St. Helens in a moment on the TNT Saturday Night Movie.
And coming up, watch Time Runner, next on TNT.
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In every class, there's always one joker who thinks that he's smarter than me.
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Take aim and let fly for the new adventures of Robin Hood, Monday at 10 on TNT.
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Hang on!
In the air, they're dangerous.
What was that all about?
I, uh, thought I saw Elvis.
Let it go, Topper. The king is gone.
On the ground...
They put me in charge of radar!
They're absolutely lethal.
I've fallen for you like a blind roofer.
I've got a phobia at 12 o'clock!
Roger that. Really, really?
Prepare for mental combat with Charlie Sheen and Lloyd Bridges in Hotshots,
hosted by director Jim Abrams, tomorrow at 8 on TNT.
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Where's the damn map?
Don't mess with his pal. We're from New York.
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Ow!
Somebody sucked out the poison.
Go west with Pink Crystal in City Slickers 2.
One week from tonight at 8, the new classics are on TNT.
We will return to St. Helens in a moment on the TNT Saturday Night Movie.
And coming up, watch Time Runner, next on TNT.
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Some were cowboys. Some were socialites.
But they all believed in one thing. Their country's honor.
Ah!
This is boy.
Sam Elliott, Gary Busey, and Tom Berenger star in an American saga of guts and glory.
Rough Riders will premiere Sunday, July 20th at 8 Eastern on TNT, the best movie studio on television.
And now back to St. Helens on the TNT Saturday Night Movie.