Our newlywed couple for today!
Couple number one, during her sister's wedding,
he got the garter and started to put it on her leg
until her father whacked him on the hands and said,
don't you dare go any higher!
Janie and Jim Herbie.
Couple number two, he says when they first met,
he swept her off her feet.
She says she ignored him when he chased her all night
because he was dressed all wrong and was ugly.
Louisa and Dan King.
Couple number three, she says we met while he was driving
in ambulance and I was his attendant.
And can you believe it?
He didn't like me at first!
Shawna and Bob Randeli.
Couple number four, because her big brother
was his best friend, he just saw her as a little sister.
So little sister had to ask him out five times
before he finally woke up and took her out.
Nancy and Les Stadler.
Those were our newlyweds for today and here's your host,
the star of the all-new newlywed game,
Bobby Abank.
Wow!
Thank you very much.
Hello everybody, welcome to the all-new newlywed game.
Henry Ford once said that the formula for successful marriage
is the same formula that made his automobile successful.
Stick to one model.
Well, our couples are all ready to roll
and we're gonna start our game right after these words.
So don't go.
Welcome back to the all-new newlywed game.
Now, with the wives secluded safely offstage,
it's time for some five-point questions.
As you know, jealous of the wife,
we're gonna start with some five-point questions.
As you know, gentlemen, you'll be answering these questions
as you predict your wife will answer the same question
when she returns.
If her answer matches your prediction,
you'll then get five points toward a special grand prize
that's been selected especially for you.
So if you are ready, here we go with the first question.
Gentlemen, will your wife say you think she comes up
with more stupid questions, stupid answers,
or stupid problems?
Les, what's she come up with more?
Questions, answers, or problems that are stupid?
Mostly stupid questions.
Stupid questions.
That's stupid questions.
Bob?
Stupid answers.
Stupid answers. Dan?
I don't have to say stupid questions.
Stupid questions. Jim?
Stupid questions.
She always comes up with stupid questions.
Next question, gentlemen.
At your last romantic interlude,
who will your wife say started it,
and who will she say finished it?
Bob?
I started it, and I finished it.
Oh, boy.
Gotta take charge.
Yes, sir. Take charge.
That's right.
Yes, sir. Right. Dan?
I started, and I always finish.
Yes, sir.
Jim?
I started, and I always finish.
That a way. Les?
I always have to start it.
I always end up finishing it.
Okay. Next question, gentlemen.
How will your wife say you would complete this sentence?
This is you talking now.
You don't need 20-20 vision to see that my wife's blank
is a sight for sore eyes,
but her what is just a sight.
Dan, her blank is a sight for sore eyes.
Um...
Her behind.
Her behind is a sight for sore eyes,
but her blank is just a sight.
Oh.
Oh, boy. Trouble.
Pardon me?
Trouble. Her face.
Her face is just a sight.
You want to call Dan a cab?
Jim, her blank is a sight for sore eyes.
Her chest.
Sight for sore eyes.
Oh, yeah. Look at it.
Her what is a sight?
Her belly. Her hips. Her hips. Her hips.
Her hips. Her hips. Les?
Her chest is a sight for sore eyes, and...
Her what?
Her behind is just a plain old sight.
It's just a sight.
You saw it.
No, I didn't notice.
Well, when she comes in, just...
Oh, gosh, I'll notice, yes.
Bob?
Well, I'd have to say her boobs.
Her sight for sore eyes.
Yes, and her bod is just another one.
Her what?
Her bod. Body.
The rest of her body is just a sight.
Just a sight.
Okay.
Hey, listen, we'll be right back to Reunite Our Newlyweds,
and we'll see how well her husbands have predicted what their wives will say
right after these messages.
Welcome back to the All New Newlyweds.
You sneaked up on me that time.
Okay, gentlemen, we've recorded your predictions on cards,
and I have them in front of you.
Each time that your prediction matches your wife's answer,
you get five points.
Then the one couple with the most points at the end of the show
will win a grand prize that's been selected especially for them.
So ladies, welcome back.
Here's your first question now.
Ladies, does your husband think you come up with more stupid answers,
stupid problems, or stupid questions?
Janie?
Yes, indeed. Yes.
All of them, huh?
Yeah. Which one?
Every single one of them.
No, but you've got to give me one.
Does your husband think you come up with more stupid answers,
stupid problems, or stupid questions?
Stupid questions.
Because I'm always asking him twice.
I'm always constantly asking him.
And he'd say, don't you pay attention to me when I talk?
And I'd say, well, and he's, you know, all the time.
All right, let's see what he said.
He said, you come up with more stupid questions.
Okay.
You come up with so many stupid questions.
Oh.
What's your name?
Shana?
Stupid questions.
Your husband said you come up with all the stupid answers.
I knew it.
I babbled all the time, continuously.
Okay.
And it never matters.
Nancy?
That's right.
Definitely stupid questions.
Stupid questions.
Your husband said you come up with all sorts of stupid questions.
Right.
Next question, ladies, tell me.
At your last romantic interlude, who started it and who finished it?
Alonza, who started it?
Your last romantic interlude.
Um, I think I started it.
You started it.
And I finished it.
Who finished it?
Pardon me?
I started it and I finished it.
You finished it, all right.
He said he started it and he finished it.
Woman, you know better than that.
I think I have to warm him up.
Oh, please.
You have to warm him up, yes.
He's cold turkey every day.
Is that right?
No, it's not.
It is not.
You have to get him going, huh?
Why do you think a man can make it without a woman?
No, he needs me to warm him up.
Sure, exactly.
Those items don't really work.
No.
Shawna?
Bob did.
Bob what?
He started and he finished.
I see, all right.
He predicted that card, please.
Yeah, he started and he finished it.
That's right.
Nancy?
Oh, I'm sorry.
Oh, kind of like usual, he starts and I finish.
He started and you finished, all right.
He said he started and he finished it.
I...
Forgive me.
I always got to do it.
Every time.
But you always poop out.
No, I don't.
What did you say?
He always poops out.
Does he really?
No, she always falls asleep.
Boy, you must be a killer.
Thanks.
Janie?
Well, male egos have it.
He's going to say he starts it all the time.
Who finished it?
I do.
That a girl.
Jim said he started and he always finished it.
No way.
I always got it anyways.
No, we did.
Okay.
Jimmy.
Oh, come on.
You know, you were by the end of that, it's like, oh, let's have a cigarette.
And he doesn't even smoke, does he?
Here's the last of our five point questions.
Ladies, how did your husband complete this sentence?
This is him talking.
He said, you don't need 20-20 vision to see that my wife's blank is a sight for sore eyes
and her what is just a sight.
Shawna, he said your blank is a sight for sore eyes.
Boobs.
And your what is just a sight.
My behind.
Behind, all right.
Bob said that, yeah, your boobs are a sight for sore eyes, but your body's a sight.
Nancy.
I have to say my boobs.
Sight for sore eyes.
Yeah.
And your what's a sight.
My behind.
Behind.
Les says it's chest and behind.
Yes.
Janie.
He said you don't need 20-20 vision to see that my wife's blank is a sight for sore eyes.
It's the chest.
And what's a sight?
My butt.
Pardon me?
My butt.
Behind, behind.
Oh, behind.
Behind.
Jim said that-
He said I need blinkers on it.
It's your chest that's a sight for sore, but your hips.
Oh, Jim, butt hips, same thing.
You always say you're not fat in your butt.
Your hips.
It's not round, it's flat.
What's flat?
My butt.
What is?
My behind.
It's flat.
Yeah.
And he says I need blinkers on both sides as I go walking down the road because it's big.
Wide load coming.
Wide load coming, I see.
Launza.
Definitely my breasts and my legs.
All right.
Dan said that your behind is a sight for sore eyes and your face is a sight.
We will be right back.
We'll be back with three husbands and four wives.
These words don't go well.
Welcome back.
All right, ladies, now your husbands have been secluded off stage and it's your turn
to predict what they will say.
And remember, each of these questions will now be worth 10 points.
Here's our first one.
I see a sense the two of you have known each other.
Which will your husband say has been more the case?
He's been putty in your hands or you've been putty in his hands?
Shawna?
He's been putty in my hands.
He's been putty in your hands.
Good for you.
Launza?
I've been putty in his hands.
You've been putty in his hands.
Janie?
No problem.
He's been putty right here.
Right, you got it right where you want him.
Okay.
Nancy?
He's definitely been putty in mine.
He's been putty in your hands.
Next question, ladies.
How will your husband say you would complete this sentence?
This is you talking.
My husband's friend blank must have gotten hit with the ugly stick.
Give me a first name only please, Launza.
His body.
No, I need... My husband's friend blank, otherwise I need his first name.
Must... Bruce from Riverside.
Bruce?
My husband's friend Bruce looks like he's been hit with the ugly stick.
All right.
Good.
Janie?
Well, now he's not going to be his friend anymore, but it's definitely got to be Tommy.
Tommy.
He's been hit with a big ugly stick.
We're talking U-G-L-Y, right?
Yes.
Nancy?
This is me, but Steve.
Steve.
Shawna?
David.
Next question, ladies.
What will your husband say you think is the one thing he needs to stop doing if he wants
to hold on to his macho image?
Be specific.
Janie, something he needs to stop doing if he wants to hold on to his macho image.
Stop eating.
Stop eating?
Well, he eats crackers at night, a lot of crackers and peanut butter.
Crackers and peanut butter.
That'll ruin your macho image, huh?
Well, he's going to...
He's going to need blinkers on both sides.
You got me.
Nancy?
He talks like a little boy.
Oh, no.
What does he say?
He does everything.
Like what?
Nothing in particular.
When does he do that?
When?
Usually right before we go to bed.
Aha.
I got it.
Shawna?
Building models.
He builds fire engines.
He builds fire engines and planes.
And he likes to build big four-wheel drives.
And a whole room is plastered with them.
No kidding.
You got models.
I swear.
Choo-choos.
No.
No choo-choos.
I built choo-choos.
What was it?
I have to say, since Dan got me, he switches.
He what?
He switches a lot when he walks.
Oh, he swishes.
Yeah, he switches his butt.
You said he switches, and it scared me.
That's a 25-point bonus question.
Ladies, will your husband say that the clock he looks at most often at home runs fast, runs
slow, or runs exactly on time?
Nancy?
Runs exactly on time.
Runs on time.
Shana?
Runs fast.
Louisa?
On time.
Runs on time.
And we'll be right back with the Husbands to Compare answers on the All-New Newlywed Game.
Welcome back to the All-New Newlywed Game.
Now, gentlemen, let's see how well your wives have predicted what you will say.
And remember, these questions will now be worth 10 points.
Here's our first one.
Gentlemen, since the two of you have known each other, which has been more the case,
your wife has been like putty in your hands or you've been like putty in her hands?
Dan?
She's been like putty in my hands.
She's been like putty in your hands.
Really?
I swept her up in the air.
Yeah, boy.
All right.
LaWanza said, that card, please.
Yes, she's been putty in your hands.
Way to go, Dan.
Bob?
I'd have to say I've been more or less putty in her hands.
You've been putty in her hands.
She said, yeah, you've been putty in her hands.
Les?
Well, like they said earlier, she asked me out first, so I've been putty in her hands.
Been putty in her hands?
She said, yeah, you've been putty in her hands.
Jim?
I've been putty in her hands.
You've been putty in her hands.
She predicted you'd say the very same thing.
Everybody got it right.
Next question.
Gentlemen, how did your wife complete this sentence?
This is her talking.
My husband's friend, blank, must have gotten hit with the ugly stick.
Give me a first name only, please, Bob.
Your friend, blank, must have gotten hit with the ugly stick.
No, no, we're talking ugly stick.
Okay.
How about Dave?
Dave, she said, how about old David?
That's right.
Les?
Steve.
Steve, your wife predicted you would say Steve.
Jim?
Mike?
Mike, you said... No, she said...
You said Mike, I said this, and we're not going to have friends when we get back home.
That's right.
Tommy looks like he's been hit with a U-G-L-Y-S-T-I-R-C-K.
Jim, come on, Jim.
He's not ugly.
I could say something, but we're on TV, so...
Go ahead, let's turn the cameras off.
Go ahead and say it.
No, no, you don't have anything.
Oh, okay.
Dan?
I think Bruce.
Bruce.
All right.
Your wife said, I think Bruce.
That's right.
Okay.
Yes.
All right, here's the last of our 10-point questions.
Gentlemen, what does your wife think is the one thing you need to stop doing if you want
to hold on to your macho image?
One thing you need to stop doing here, Les, if you want to hold on to your macho image.
Oh, throwing my pillow on the floor before I go to sleep.
Throwing your pillow on the floor.
Yeah, every night I sleep there.
You know what she said, Les?
She says that you got to quit talking like a little baby boy.
That's only because you do.
Well, you're a baby boy.
Hey, Les?
Yeah?
What do you do for a living, sir?
I'm in the Marine Corps.
Yeah?
I'm in the Marine Corps.
You mean you, the Marine, talk like a little baby boy?
She thinks it's cute.
Right before you go to bed, what do you say?
Uh, no, let's not talk about it.
What does he say, Nancy, usually?
I'd rather not talk about it, either.
Do the guys in the Corps know you talk like a little baby boy?
Sure will now.
Yeah.
Not much choice.
How many do I have?
Jim, one thing your wife said you have to stop doing if you want to hold on to your
macho image.
The vet slouching when I walk, the way I walk, she hates the way I walk.
How come?
I don't know.
She says I walk like a duck.
Like a duck?
Yeah.
No kidding.
I don't know.
She said, pal, you had better stop eating if you want to.
You always eat your peanut butter crackers at night and you're getting a guck.
And you're saying I gotta stop eating peanut butter crackers at night.
And macho men are all muscular and stuff.
He doesn't always say that.
I don't know either way you are, but it doesn't, you know.
Is he a great lover?
Yeah, no problem.
He just doesn't have much of a macho image, is that it?
No, and to me he does, but I mean, I guess other women, they think a macho man with these
big muscles, these tight pants with something, you know.
You know, walking down the street.
He doesn't have nothing, huh?
Well, no, he does, but he doesn't wear these tight pants.
Yeah, I see.
Everything...
Okay.
Dan.
I think it'll probably be crawling around on the floor.
Listen, why don't you go over to Lessa's house?
You can crawl and he can talk like a little boy.
You guys have a good time.
You know what she says?
She says, you can talk like a little boy.
You know what she says?
You swish when you walk.
Like a gay?
Thank you.
He says it's good to.
She's available.
No, he says...
She says you are too.
Gay men are attractive.
Pardon me?
Gay men.
Oh, okay.
That's not my fault.
Bob?
I'm sorry, Carol.
Something you better stop doing, man, if you want to hang on to your macho image.
One thing is you got to quit going over to Dan's house, obviously.
That's right.
Throw tantrum, I guess.
No kidding.
She says that...
No, she says you build models.
You're models.
You're fire department models.
They're all over the damn house.
All over.
So...
I swear to you.
So...
Let me back up by throwing back on bonus questions.
So, we'll see which couple is going to win their grand prize.
Right after these words from my friend, Bob Delamond.
Does the clock you look at most often at home run slow, run exactly on time, or run fast?
Let's go to couple number one.
Jim and Janie with 15.
25, we'll give you 40.
Jim?
A little fast.
Runs a little fast.
She said it runs on time.
Number two.
Jan and Luanza with 20, 25.
We'll give you 45, Dan?
On time.
She says it's on time.
Yeah.
Couple number three.
Bob and Shana with 25, 25.
We'll give you 50.
Bob?
On time.
She says it runs fast.
Couple number four.
Less than Nancy with 30, 25.
We'll give you 55.
Get it right and you're going to be our grand prize winners.
Less?
On time.
She says it's on time.
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