Now, let's meet our newlywed couples for today.
Couple number one, he packed the car keys in their luggage
when they flew back from their honeymoon,
but when they landed at the airport where the car was parked,
they discovered their luggage had missed the flight.
Ellen and Tom Rivas.
Couple number two, when they first met,
he courted her with a bottle of wine and a rose,
but unfortunately, the rose was already dead,
but it's the thought that counts.
Monica and Perry Brown.
Couple number three, they talked for so long in their first date,
and he almost forgot he had to catch a plane,
so he left her with his brand new car.
That's a good way to ensure a second date.
Mary and Vic Montalvo.
Couple number four, the first time they met,
she was with her mother and sister on New Year's Eve,
and she was not impressed,
but he got her number anyway in a matchbook from her sister,
Angie and Tim Johnson.
Those are our newlyweds for today,
and here's your host, the star of the all-new newlywed game,
Bob Eubanks.
Well, thank you very much. Hello, everybody.
Welcome to the all-new newlywed game.
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and then complain that he's not the man she married?
Well, our couples haven't been married 10 years,
but we'll see if they have any complaining to do.
When we start our game and we'll do that,
when we come back, we'll write out the news, all right?
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Now with the wives included safely offstage,
it's time for some five-point questions.
As you know, gentlemen, you'll be answering these questions
as you predict your wife will answer the same question
when she returns.
If her answer matches your prediction,
you then get five points toward a grand prize
that's been selected especially for you.
So if you are ready, here's your first question
for five points. Here it goes.
Gentlemen, last night in the Whoopi department,
will your wife say that you behaved more like
an oddvark, a hamster,
a praying mantis, or a dragonfly?
How'd you behave last night in the Whoopi department, Tim?
Oddvark, hamster, praying mantis, or dragonfly?
Whoops. You're Tim, right?
I'm Tim, yes I am.
See, when I say Tim, Tom answers.
Well, I was wondering how that was going to work.
Tom, Tom, don't answer when I say Tim,
and Tim don't answer when I say Tom, okay?
I guess I was kind of like a dragonfly
because I was coming in kind of sting.
That's the only thing I know.
You were a dragonfly.
Dragonfly. All right.
Vic?
I guess an oddvark because...
You were an oddvark.
Well, I don't know if they do anything,
so to be that I didn't do anything,
I guess I was an oddvark.
You didn't do anything, so you're an oddvark, right?
That was a bad night, you know.
Perry, did you behave more like an oddvark,
a hamster, a praying mantis, or a dragonfly?
Neither.
Oh, good.
I f***ing saw.
Yeah, but that wasn't the question,
so you got to pick one of these.
Okay?
Good for you.
I knew you could do it, Perry.
I would say praying mantis.
A praying mantis.
Yes.
A little religion wouldn't hurt you right now.
Tom, guess what I'm going to say?
Oh, I don't know.
What do you mean guess?
What is this?
A hamster.
Gee, I don't know.
You're a hamster.
All right, next question, guys.
Other than you, who will your wife say
was the last man that made a pass at her?
Give me a first name only, please, Vic.
I think I'll have to say Dean.
Dean made a pass at her?
Yeah, that wasn't the last one either.
Yeah, but that's the question.
I mean, meaning that he does it all the time, you know.
Oh, I thought you meant that wasn't the last guy
that made a pass at her.
Yeah, well.
Oh, I see.
Dean makes passes at everybody.
All the time.
Yeah, I've heard about him.
Perry?
I can't remember his name.
First name only, please.
Okay.
Of the one you can't remember.
That's the problem.
I can't remember his first name.
What's your answer?
John.
John, all right.
Tom?
Dave.
Dave.
Yeah, the guy she used to know at a bar.
Yeah, Tim?
My wife blew it.
I got this one.
She told me that some guy was real suave.
Jaime.
Jaime, all right.
That's the last of our five-point questions.
Gentlemen, how will your wife say you would complete this sentence?
Now, this is you talking.
Well, I guess you can't have everything.
So I suppose that's why my wife doesn't have...
What?
Perry, you can't have everything,
so that's why Monica doesn't have...
Big legs.
Big legs, all right.
Tom?
I guess you can't have everything,
so I suppose that's why my wife doesn't have...
Oh, I'd say she doesn't have...
Oh, those big thighs of hers.
That's why she doesn't have the big thighs she has.
Oh, well, I'm doing great, am I?
You're doing just fine.
Tim?
Well, I guess I'll have to go with the chest.
Whose?
That's why your wife doesn't have a chest?
Well, you said if she had to...
You know, I was kind of thinking that if she had to have something
that she'd like to perhaps be more, you know...
Vic?
I'm going to have to say tush.
Tush.
We'll be right back.
They'll be right back.
I may not be back.
I'm going to go with the wives and we'll see how well our husbands have predicted.
But their wives will say right after this.
We have returned, and I did come back.
Okay, gentlemen, we've recorded your predictions on cards
and now have them in front of you.
Each time that your prediction matches your wife's answer,
you get five points.
It's the one couple with the most points at the end of the show
that wins a grand prize that's been selected especially for them.
So here's your first question, ladies.
Last night in the whoopee department,
did your husband behave more like a dragonfly,
a praying mantis, a hamster, or an oddvark?
Ellen, what did he behave like last night?
Is there any dead animal in that category?
I'm just kidding. Okay.
I love you.
I love you so.
Okay.
Oh, and I know what you're talking about.
Believe me.
Okay, okay.
We'll leave it clear on that one.
Dragonfly...
Is that your answer?
No, I'm trying to...
Okay.
Did he behave like a dragonfly,
a praying mantis, a hamster, or an oddvark?
I'll say an oddvark.
An oddvark.
An oddvark.
All right, Tom said last night in the whoopee department,
he behaved just like a hamster.
Oh, God.
I mean an oddvark, at least.
Monica?
Hamsters run a little wheel.
Seeing how I slept in the bedroom
and he slept in the living room, I'd say an oddvark.
An oddvark.
All right, Perry said last night he behaved like a praying mantis.
Mary?
Well, I fell asleep last night,
but I did ask him if he wanted to fool around,
but he said no.
So I'd say an oddvark.
Vic said he behaved like an oddvark.
Yeah.
Yeah.
Oh, my God.
Angie?
Um, let me see.
Dragonfly, praying mantis, hamster, or oddvark?
An oddvark.
Oddvark.
All right, Tim said he behaved like a...
What do you mean?
A dragonfly.
Oh, Tim.
What do you mean, old Tim?
She could have said old Tom.
A dragonfly.
I told him that I was, you know, gonna...
Next question.
Here we go.
Ladies, other than your husband,
who was the last man that made a pass at you?
Give me a first name only, please.
Monica?
Must have been my last boyfriend.
I'll say Ken.
Ken, all right.
Perry said the last guy to make a pass at you was John.
My best friend?
I couldn't remember the other guy's name.
I couldn't remember his name.
Mary?
Um, my old boyfriend, Art.
Art, your husband said the last guy to make a pass at you was Dean.
Art, huh?
Oh, Dean.
Oh, I forgot about Dean.
Oh, Dean.
Oh, Dean.
Oh, Dean.
He's harmless.
He's harmless.
Angie?
George?
George, your husband said the last guy to make a pass at you was Jaime.
You gotta watch old Jaime, boy.
Ellen?
Well, this could get people in trouble, but I am gonna say...
Let's say Stacey.
Stacey made a pass at you.
He did.
How about Dave?
Okay, well, we didn't...
Stacey did?
Was that a reception or what?
Yeah, the people got drunk and out of control and, you know...
Old Stacey made a pass at you, huh?
I guess you didn't know about it.
It's one of his good friends, but he's married too.
But it was okay, because we didn't do anything.
No, of course not, but he made a pass.
What'd you guys do?
Yeah, nothing, you know.
Oh, no, he didn't do anything.
He just made a pass.
Sure.
Just a small pass.
Just a small pass.
But it was a pass, all right.
A pass is a pass.
No lips on him?
No, no lips.
Okay, no.
Hands, hands only, yeah.
Here we go, last of our five-point questions.
Ladies, how did your husband complete this sentence?
This is him talking.
Well, I guess you can't have everything.
So I suppose that's why my wife doesn't have what?
Mary?
He's always complaining I have no rear end.
No rear end.
Vic said, you can't have everything.
That's why my wife has no tits.
All right.
Angie.
Could you please repeat that?
Yeah, well, I guess you can't have everything.
So I suppose that's why my wife doesn't have what?
Well, I guess I got plenty of everything, but I'll say boobs.
Okay, he predicted you'd say a chest.
That's right.
All right.
Okay, you better get this right because he's constantly complaining.
This is why he stares at other women is because they have a gap.
Between their legs when they wear pants, you know, there's space.
Okay, he says a gap.
Yes, he says that's why my wife doesn't have big thighs.
I do have big thighs.
But you're right about the gap.
Yes, I am right about the gap.
I would have to say he's always looking at women with big legs.
So I'd say it's why I don't have big legs.
Big legs.
He says that's why my wife doesn't have big legs.
We'll be back with the wives to see how well they predict what their husbands will say in the All-New Newlywed Game right after these messages.
Welcome back to the All-New Newlywed Game.
Now, ladies, your husbands have been secluded offstage.
Now it's your turn to predict what they will say.
And remember each of these questions will now be worth 10 points.
So here's our first one.
Ladies, speaking of faces, what will your husband say is the one biggest complaint you have about his face?
Be specific, please.
Monica, what's the biggest complaint you have about his face?
His nostrils.
My husband stands about 6'5", and I'm much shorter than he is, and he's got nostrils big enough to drive a Mack truck.
Is that right?
Okay. Ellen?
I would say his double chin.
He, you know, like sits right on top of his shirt.
It's like right there.
What are you pointing at me?
I don't have one.
Oh, no, no, no.
I'm saying that you have a shirt.
I have a shirt, yes.
What about you, Maggie?
I'm going to say his nose, too, because we can be driving.
His nose, too?
His nose, his nose.
Oh, his nose.
Because he picks at the nose hair all the time.
It's romantic. I like it.
Mary?
Well, are ears a part of the face?
Pardon me?
His ears, would that count?
Depends on where they are.
Well, they're on his head.
His ear, he's got one ear that's kind of crimped.
You don't like his ear, okay?
A crimped ear.
Last of our 10-point questions.
Ladies, how will your husband say you would complete this sentence?
Now, this is you talking.
During the first five minutes I ever spent with my husband,
I kept saying to myself,
I hope this guy isn't as blank as he seems.
Be specific, please.
Ellen, during the first five minutes you spent with your husband,
you kept saying,
I hope this guy isn't as blank as he seems.
Horny.
Okay.
Angie?
Oh, geez.
Geez, I can't even think of anything.
Hope this guy isn't as blank as he seems.
Hurry, please.
Talkative.
Talkative. Fine, Mary?
Quiet.
Quiet. Monica?
My husband's an entertainer and I was hoping he wasn't a freak.
He isn't as much of a freak as he seems, isn't that it?
Yes.
I'm not trying to put words in your mouth,
but that filled the blank, didn't it?
Here are 25-point bonus questions.
Ladies, which one of the following will your husband say
he used the most last week?
An elevator, an escalator, or the stairs?
Which did he use the most last week?
Angie?
Stairs.
Stairs. Mary?
Stairs.
Stairs. Monica?
Stairs.
All right. Ellen?
Stairs.
Okay, ladies, thank you very much.
We'll be back with our husbands to compare answers
on the All-New Newlywed Game right after these messages.
Welcome back to the All-New Newlywed Game.
Now, gentlemen, let's see how well your wives have predicted
what you will say, and remember, these questions will now be worth 10 points.
Gentlemen, speaking of faces, which we weren't, but we will anyway,
speaking of faces, what's the one biggest complaint
your wife has about your face?
Be specific, please, Vic.
My face?
Yes.
Well, is the forehead part of the face?
Yeah, I would say my receding hair and, you know, that type of thing.
Oh, okay.
She said the one biggest complaint she has about your face
is your crimped ear.
My crimped ear.
Your hair is always hard.
This is not my face. This is my face here.
What's wrong?
Well, I thought you'd get mad if I said about your hair.
Doesn't he like to talk about his receding hairline?
Well, no, you know, when we get ready to go out,
he's, I'm done, and he's with the three little hairs.
Three little hairs.
You want to count them out?
I thought I had three little hairs.
I had three little hairs.
And he's brushing, you know.
Hey, Vic, that's two more than I got.
What do you think, Tim?
Well, I never heard a complaint, but I guess I'll...
Well, we heard about five of them when you were gone.
And they printed down to one.
She only put one down.
I guess I'll have to go with...
I suppose I'll go with the nose.
What about your nose?
Well, I don't know.
I can't, like I said, to me, everything's fine.
She said the biggest complaint she has about your face, Tim,
is that it's your nose.
All right.
Yeah.
Yeah.
Tom.
Well, I would say it's probably my earlobe here
was at a dog bit at all one time.
Thank you.
Big deal.
Right here.
Big deal.
It's in bite and off.
There's still something there.
I know, I was part of it there, but how many of you...
Well, can't you think of something else that I tease you
or don't like about you?
No.
No.
You're going to realize it when I hold this card at...
Yes.
It's your double chin there.
Well, I've gained a couple of pounds since we met.
Couple, I mean.
Yeah.
Says you need a bookmark to find your collar.
That's what she said.
Oh, come on.
It's right here.
I found it easily.
Didn't she say that?
I swore I heard her say that.
She's all hard, isn't she?
Yeah.
Perry.
I would say my ears.
Yes, okay.
Yeah, because my ears are set so far back.
No kidding.
See, when I go to buy a pair of glasses, I can't get the regular glasses because the
stems are so short and she always has that complaint when I went to buy pair of sunglasses.
You can hear when people come behind you there again.
Yeah.
Whoa.
All right.
She told us that you could drive a Mack truck up your nostrils.
Man, Mack truck.
Oh my God.
We talked about it before.
Mack truck, huh?
The ears too.
Oh boy.
Here's the last of our 10-point questions.
Gentlemen, how did your wife complete this sentence?
This is her talking.
She said, during the first five minutes I ever spent with my husband, I kept saying to myself,
I hope this guy isn't as blank as he seems.
Be specific, fill in the blank for me.
Tim, she kept saying to herself, during the first five minutes, I hope this guy is not
as blank as he seems.
Oh, that's got to be probably crazy.
That's crazy.
All right.
See, I hope this guy is not as talkative as you say.
Tim, you talk forever, ever.
What are you talking about?
Every time you see me, you say you're crazy.
You are crazy.
Tom, she said, I hope this guy isn't as blank as he seems.
Probably as energetic.
Energetic, all right.
Ellen says, I hope this guy...
You're close, okay?
Yeah.
And I wish you were more now.
Yeah.
Oh.
Oh, yeah.
Want to see the...?
Yeah.
Not that one.
Hurry.
I would say quiet, because when we first met, I was staring off into the ozone when we first
met, so I would say quiet.
Quiet, okay?
Shy.
Yes.
She says, I hope this guy isn't as much of a freak as he seems.
Oh, my God.
You're talking about these things.
The first five minutes, we met?
No, I mean, you know, because you're an entertainer.
Just because I'm an entertainer, I'm a freak.
You showbiz people are really strange.
Yeah, I tell you.
Vic.
She said, I don't know.
I think a lot of things passed through her head at that time.
I would say not as boring as I seem.
As boring.
Mary said, I hope this guy isn't as quiet as he seems.
I was going to say boring, but I thought you'd get mad.
All right, we'll be back in the 25-point bonus question to see which couple
is going to win their grand prize right after these words from Bob Fett.
Robert?
Five-point bonus question for 25 points.
Gentlemen, which one of the following did you use the most last week?
The escalator, the stairs, or the elevator?
Couple number one, Tom and Ellen.
The zero, 25.
We'll give you 25.
Tom, what did you use the most?
You need this.
I would say the stairs.
Stairs, she said.
You used the stairs.
Yeah.
Number number two, Perry and Monica with 525.
We'll give you 30.
Perry.
I would say the stairs.
The stairs, she said.
Yeah.
The stairs.
Couple three, Victor and Mary with 1025.
We'll give you 35.
Victor.
I'd have to say the stairs.
All right, let's see what she said.
She did the same thing.
Couple number four, Tim and Angie with 1525.
We'll give you 40.
If you get it right, you're going to be our grand prize winner.
Tim, what is it?
Every day going to work up the stairs.
Up the stairs, yeah.
And Tim and Angie, you're our newlywed game grand prize winner.
And now, Tim and Angie has today's winners of the newlywed game.
Here's the winner of the newlywed game.
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