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The 2001 Hawks are in high gear.
And all season long Q13 Fox is your home for the Seahawks Insider.
Every Saturday night, Dan Devone and Brian Davis get you caught up with Seahawks News.
Take a look back at the week's showdown and look ahead to the Hawks Sunday matchup.
Seahawks Insider. Saturday nights at 1030 on Q13 Fox.
That 70's show flashes forward to the 80's.
Everybody have fun tonight.
Tonight at 8 on Q13 Fox.
Michael Eto owns a Hyundai Elantra.
I drive a thousand miles a week and the gas mileage is outstanding.
The Elantra earned five stars from the National Highway Traffic Safety Administration.
It comes with the freedom of America's best warranty.
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I was helping a young girl.
She's been in and out of institutions for 10 years.
She believes that somebody is after her.
Hello?
We have your daughter.
Daddy.
You have a patient.
She has a six-digit number locked away in her troubled mind.
I need that number.
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No.
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They're gonna kill her.
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On the season premiere, that 70's show flashes to the future.
Everybody have fun tonight.
Prepare yourself for the 80's.
Can I kiss the bride?
Sure.
That 70's show.
You don't French the bride.
Then, forget about home.
There's no place like a coed dorm.
We can't do this.
I'll go fast like a man.
Just give it.
No, wait.
Undeclared.
Tonight at 8 on Q13 Fox.
Things aren't going Max Keeble's way at school.
I don't wanna go!
He's not the biggest man on campus.
And the principal's not his biggest fan.
Keeble!
But something's about to happen.
We're moving?
Friday.
To turn his world around.
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It's like somebody that cleared a Max Keeble day and forgot to tell me.
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PDA's, handhelds.
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Well, this just came out.
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Michael Edo owns a Hyundai Elantra.
I drive 1,000 miles a week and the gas mileage is outstanding.
The Elantra earned five stars from the National Highway Traffic Safety Administration.
It comes with the freedom of America's best warranty.
And a long list of features, including front and side airbags.
It's the only car in its class that has them standard.
It drove like a much more expensive car.
The Hyundai Elantra.
At just $12,494, it's a solid value.
Freedom is calling, yeah.
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Your test drive is waiting.
It's beautiful.
So are you.
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But playing nice.
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The young patients at Children's Hospital need our help.
Bring a new, safe, unwrapped toy to Husky Stadium for our USC game.
It's the 9th Annual Children's Hospital Husky Toy Drive, Saturday, October 6th.
Children's Hospital Toy Drive.
Volunteers from Q13, WB22, and Les Schwab tires will be collecting your donations at the gates.
The toys will be given to children's patients during the holidays and the coming year.
The Husky Toy Drive, October 6th.
Help us lift the spirits of the patients at Children's Hospital.
Corky Romano was a great vet.
What are you doing out there?
Come on, let go.
Woo!
But to save his family, he'll have to pretend to be an FBI agent.
And become a master of disguise.
You guys want some cookies?
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We're going to be so good.
And a martial arts specialist.
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Sorry.
Rated PG-13. Starts Friday, October 12th.
Time for the Jack in the Box Play of the Day.
The Cincinnati Rice Cakes complete a Hail Mary at the Carnivore One.
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In a land of eternal beauty, a legend was born.
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Don't be a hero, Hank.
It's too late.
Hank Hill.
Oh, Lord.
Peggy Hill.
Good God.
And introducing Bobby Hill.
Did anyone else sniff today's garbage?
In an extraordinary animated comedy, King of the Hill.
Weeknights at 6.30 on Q13 Fox.
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I drive a thousand miles a week and the gas mileage is outstanding.
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It drove like a much more expensive car.
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He's back.
Come and get your tootsie rolls.
He's bad.
He's Hank's dad.
What you think of your mama's new ta-ta?
She is not my mother.
Hell, we went to kindergarten together.
Do you still like finger painting?
Next, King of the Hill.
There is sunshine on the five day forecast.
We'll talk about it coming up tonight at 10.
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He's still looking good.
He leads the way.
His name is Darren and he'll lead you to Subway.
I'm not the only one who loves Subway.
I'm the only one who loves me at over 250 pounds.
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