...the auto-exec.bat file.
Chapter four, troubleshooting.
You told me you can do this.
Would you help me on this?
I'm trying.
What?
File not found.
You lost the presentation?
Can you just call the support line?
Turn it in, please.
You sure you guys know what you're doing?
If you want a computer that's easy to use,
there's still only one way to go.
Now you can get a two-year lease on an Accord LX sedan for $2.39 a month
with just $1,000 down.
See your nearest dealer. You'll have all the facts.
Obviously, giving up showers is not an option,
but I'll do whatever it takes to keep my skin's moisture from going down the drain.
New oil-of-allay bath bar. It's very different.
Of course it's got light-of-allay moisture like young skin,
but get this. Unlike soap, it actually helps hold moisture in
so my skin feels soft, smooth, wonderfully young.
Suddenly, showers have a whole new meaning.
Hold on to young skin with new oil-of-allay bath bar,
and the price? Very nice.
New Gatorade Ice Tea Cooler flavor explodes with refreshing lemon taste
and puts back the fluids and minerals you need 30% faster than water.
So when you've got a big thirst, take a tea. New Gatorade Ice Tea Cooler.
The road to Hollywood is tough.
Schwarzenegger, Stone, Murphy.
Three megastars who were tougher.
I was not yet accepted.
I made a lot of pictures that were good just to keep working.
The clips they never thought you'd see.
Hi, I'm Sharon Stone.
In their own words.
The Road to Hollywood, NBC Friday.
On an all-new murder mystery, Regis Pilbin is the man everyone's out to get.
Some talk show hosts will do anything to bury their competition.
Marriott Hartley, Montell Williams, Christina Ferrari, or G. Gordon Liddy.
Could have been any one of them.
It's Perry's wildest case ever.
He was already dead when he called you.
An all-new Perry Mason on NBC's Friday mystery movie.
They don't play kick the can like you used to.
They don't dress the same way.
They learned to read three years before you did.
They've never owned a record.
So why are you taking pictures of them with the same old film?
Tri-Fuji Color Super G film.
Because your pictures should be nostalgic.
Your film shouldn't.
Don't think of this as a commercial for the new Lincoln Mark VIII.
Think of it as a highlight film.
Sorry, that's as slow as it gets.
The new 32-valve, 280-horsepower Lincoln Mark VIII.
Drive everything else first.
Lost in Yonkers makes history, raves Joel Siegel.
They've taken a Pulitzer Prize-winning play and made an Oscar-quality film.
Richard Dreyfuss is hilarious.
Mercedes rule is wonderful.
Lost in Yonkers.
Ready PG at theaters now.
With Duracell batteries, you'll know if you'll be riding off happily into the sunset
or if you're about to bite the dust.
Because only Duracell has the Copper Top Battery Tester.
For batteries you know will last, you can't top the Copper Top.
Taking the family on vacation?
Here's an idea.
Take along a new Ford City Bank Visa card.
And when you pay for the tickets, and the food, and the hotel, and everything else,
5% will go towards a new Ford or Lincoln or Mercury.
You could earn a rebate of up to $3,500 faster than any other basic auto-rebate card.
So on your next trip, you can really go first class.
The new Ford City Bank Visa.
Now isn't that a better idea?
I'm Jay Leno, and after the big Cheers finale, we'll be coming to you after the late news,
live on the streets of Boston, doing the monologue on the streets.
The cast will be here.
We're at the actual Cheers pub.
With all the performance and reliability of a true Hewlett Packard Laser Jet,
the new HP Laser Jet 4L easily surpasses other low-priced laser printers
for the breakthrough price of just $849.
The new HP Laser Jet 4L printer.
Now's the time to make the leap.
If it isn't a Laser Jet, it's only a laser printer.
I see you're watching the season finale of Seinfeld.
Well, we just wanted to show you when Oldsmobile achieve us.
It's got air, automatic, cruise, tilt, anti-lock, brakes, power windows and locks,
and it costs two grand less than Honda Accord DX,
four thousand less than Toyota Camry DX.
Gee, you do have an eye for value.
It's your money.
Over the years you've watched them grow, but it's time for a save-but-a-bell graduation.
This is our last night together.
But wait, look who's going to college.
The three Musketeers back together again.
It's your first chance to see the new kids on campus.
How would I know if college was this good? I would have skipped high school.
In the world premiere of Save-But-a-Bell's primetime special, NBC Saturday at 8, 7 Central.
How do you order Miller Genuine Draft Light,
the cold filtered light with smooth draft taste, during the big game?
Say, M-G-D Light, and say no more.
How do you order Miller Genuine Draft Light,
the cold filtered light with smooth draft taste, at a singles bar?
Give me an M-G-D Light.
Anyone have change for 20?
We'll let him in here.
Say, M-G-D Light, and say no more.
Carry Motors celebrates one full year of giving honest automotive value to our customers.
We offer the value of carefully chosen automobiles like these 92 program cars.
The sporty Mitsubishi Mirage Coupe 7995.
This great family car, Mercury Topaz 8995.
And the ever popular, reliable Mercury Sable, just 13,695.
So for an honest value on a quality car,
come to your full service Lincoln Mercury Mitsubishi dealer, Carry Motors.
Ice sculpting is a new Olympic sport? We'll have the story at 11.
Music
When you need to get away but don't think you have the time,
bounce back from it all with a weekend at Hilton.
Even a few days can feel like a real vacation,
especially when you discover how little it costs.
You'd be so nice, you'd be paradise to come home to and love.
For only $289 a month.
And no down payment.
Look at all you get.
Introducing the 1993 Toyota Camry lease.
Everything you've heard is true.
She's always been one of those people who's naturally organized.
And you're not.
Still, you've been friends forever.
And it always amazes you how she finds time to do so much and looks so great.
Naturally, she discovered the easy new way to buy from Avon.
Just call 1-800-4-AVON to get a free catalog or an Avon representative
or place an order direct.
Taking less time and getting more done.
Now Avon thinks that's beautiful.
What could a minute cost if your 800 service goes down?
If you're a player on Wall Street, $910,000.
But with us, you're always in the game.
Introducing the AT&T 800 service.
Never miss a call. Guaranteed.
Now if there's a problem, we can reroute your calls in less than a second.
Sign up for the never miss a call. Guaranteed.
It's the number one reason AT&T 800 service is always the smartest play.
AT&T. The best in the business.
Guaranteed.
You can feel it.
Deep inside.
You're the one with a real sense of pride.
And you're giving it your best.
Proud to be your bud.
Budweiser.
Proud to be your bud.
Ooh, yeah.
Proud to be your.
Proud to be your bud.
You must evacuate immediately.
Move me over.
Witness the courage of ordinary people who became heroes in the face of fury.
We're gonna be okay.
NBC presents the Hurricane Andrew story Monday.
For those who have been living in a cave the past few weeks, here's a special announcement just for you.
Here's Last Call is next on NBC.
The Mercedes-Benz 300E claims to go from 0 to 60 in 8 seconds.
The Lexus LS400 says 0 to 60 is a mere 7.9 seconds.
And the BMW 535i publishes a top speed of over 140 miles per hour.
But based on those numbers, the Seville STS with the North Star system blows them all away.
The Seville STS by Cadillac.
Some people think the only way to keep a carpet looking new is to avoid walking on it.
But this is new master life.
It's made of a tough DuPont fiber that can stand up to even heavy foot traffic and stay beautiful for years.
Hey, Dad.
Thanks for the car, Dad.
DuPont Master Life. The more you walk on it, the more you'll like it.
Oh, honey, you're home early.
Call for a Master Life store near you.
Me and the folks at American Express have been kicking around some ideas for a new car application display.
I like this one.
Pretty good, isn't it?
Excuse me, sir, would you like an application for the American Express car?
The car with no interest, no revolving debt.
As a matter of fact, I would.
Bit of a malfunction.
Until I work the kinks out here, look for this display and take one.
All right.
You know how it ended. Now see how it all began.
Will you follow me?
I'll do anything.
Based on the actual events that gripped a nation.
You're mine. And you. And you.
Tim Daly is David Koresh.
They'll try to kill us. Do it!
From the award-winning in the Line of Duty series, Ambush and Waco, NBC Sunday.
The Cold War is over and we have the files.
NBC reveals the secrets your own government didn't tell you.
Inside the KGB, NBC Tuesday.
John and Lisa coming to NBC Daytime June 14.
It was against the rules to play in the car with my friends.
And I knew it. I flattened Dad's little chicken coop.
It was me. I did it.
It's all right.
I will never forget what Dad said that day.
When he knew you were in big trouble, you still told the truth.
And we are so proud of you.
The important lessons in life are learned at home from the Church of Jesus Christ of Latter-day Saints.
My father walked like a spoon. Spoon was stuck in.
Help the Soil Conservation Service help our earth.
Call us today. We owe it to our children.
How do you order a Miller Genuine Draft light?
A cold-filtered light bulb.
How do you order a Miller Genuine Draft light? A cold-filtered light with smooth draft taste.
At happy hour.
One MGD light, please.
Say MGD light and say no more.
How do you order a Miller Genuine Draft light? A cold-filtered light with smooth draft taste.
At a Fern Bar.
You don't.
MGD light is far too cool for a Fern Bar.
Say MGD light and say no more.
The ultimate countdown has begun on the largest store-wide event of the decade at Sun Fair Lynch in the Greenway Auto Mall.
Every vehicle dramatically reduced, but only for three days.
Ideal cars at unheard-of prices, like a 92 Chevy Lumina for $99.95.
Sound good? Well, we've just started.
A new Geo Metro, pay only $129 per month.
Use trucks starting at $9.95.
You've got till closing Sunday, so bring your trade and be ready to make a deal you'll brag about at Sun Fair Lynch in the Greenway Auto Mall.
The cast of Cheers remembers their favorite moments tonight at 11.