Thanks for hanging out with George Bugs and the Captain on D&D Tunes.
Be sure to stick around for more Tunes tomorrow morning.
The solid granite gray of Wall Street.
The boundless blue of a Paris morning.
The radiant reds of an Australian sunrise.
In celebration of a new style of service at home and abroad,
we now embrace the colors of the world as the new colors of United Airlines.
Unplied the airline that's uniting the world.
Unplied the friendly skies.
If you thought a dollar didn't go far these days, check out the huge ACE Dollar Day sale.
Blue and gloves.
Bangs.
And balls.
Cords and coffee filters.
And more for just a dollar.
Each.
It goes to show you, ACE is America's place for better value.
Hey, there's still more room back there.
I'm paid to buy the high-volume copies.
I don't want to have to worry about them.
The corporate line from Canon.
If our copiers are working, our people are working.
Reliable high-volume copiers you don't have to think about.
The corporate line from Canon.
The new power in high-volume copy.
The John Deere 14-PZ walk-behind mower has a five-horse engine that breezes through thick grass.
A rugged lightweight cast aluminum deck.
Easy starting.
A 30-day money-back guarantee.
And over 40 other features you'd expect from a John Deere mower.
Plus something you probably didn't expect.
A price of just $349.
Which means that, for once in your life, you can get more than you bargained for.
At Eagle, we're well aware of what kind of cars the general public wants.
And for 1993, we're happy to announce that once again, we didn't build them.
Introducing the new Eagle Vision.
The new Eagle Summit.
And Eagle Talent.
Cars specifically designed for performance enthusiasts.
Because appealing to the masses has never appealed to us.
Eagle, not intended for the general public.
By Jeep and Eagle, a division of the Chrysler Corporation.
By Rebock, who reminds you that on planet Rebock, there are no rules.
And by Schick Tracer, it traces every curve on your face.
Something to drink, sir?
Yeah, make it a Bud Light.
Sorry, we just ran out.
Oh. Excuse me.
Bud Light.
Try Flight 261 out of L.A.
Oh, thank you.
If you want great taste that won't fill you up and never let you down, make it a Bud Light.
Do you have a Bud Light?
Yes. Welcome aboard, sir.
Great. Where are we going?
The new Jeep. The world's only 4x4 with a standard driver's side airbag.
Chavez versus Hauken.
Norris versus Glocker.
Jackson versus McClellan.
Nelson versus Ruales.
A grand slam of boxing.
Four world championships. First time ever.
Live on Pay Per View.
Saturday, February 20.
Call your cable company.
A while back I visited a business owner with one of our account reps.
And the conversation centered around how well cable television advertising really works.
The merchant asked me, will you guarantee that your commercials will work?
And I looked him straight in the eye and I said, I guarantee you if they don't, you'll never use this again.
He smiled for a while and he agreed to give us a try.
Now he's one of our best customers.
Cable TV advertising does work.
And Act One can show you how.
Since your face can't adjust to your razor, your razor should adjust to your face.
Which is exactly why we designed the Schick Tracer.
The Schick Tracer is the only razor with blades that bend and flex to the unique shape of your face.
So the Tracer gets in close for a clean, comfortable shave.
And since you can't change your face, maybe you should change your razor.
Schick, you're changing the face of shaving.
Mount Kilimanjaro is 19,340 feet high.
Kalihiwai Jungle has an average annual rainfall of 75 inches.
Bryce Canyon is 998 feet deep.
These are some of the specifications used to create Jeep Grand Cherokee.
Air is gross. It makes you itch. It gets everywhere.
It covers everything. Down in the Epson printer, we groom hundreds of dogs a week, literally.
That's a lot of hair. Big, long hairs like this, little tiny hairs. It's a disgusting mess.
After eight years and 29,830 pounds of dog hair,
Singing Scissors Pet Care Center in Santa Fe, New Mexico is still operating in a healthy clip.
So is there Epson printer?
The printer is totally fuzzy and gross in size. It just seems to keep going no matter what.
Someone may be stalking you right now.
He was brilliant and disturbed.
I know their dirty little secrets.
Vengeance is at the heart of justice.
Tonight at 10 on TNT, Heart of Justice.
All next week on TBS.
Hey, Chuck TV takes over with five straight nights of Chuck Norris double features.
Why? Because Chuck says so. That's why.
All next week beginning at 8.05 Eastern on TBS.
I was already late for my meeting when my flight landed.
Lucky for me, someone left a courtesy car. I had to get the dollar in a car fast.
Sure, I would have loved to stop for a cup of coffee, a donut, a hamburger, cheese, taco, and fries, but there was no time.
Besides, my expense account was about as tight as band-aids on a beauty queen.
Yep, dollar rent-a-car was the obvious choice. They were right on the airport with low rates.
Welcome to Dollar. How was your flight?
Not bad. One more flip, I wouldn't have been able to triple.
Anyway, I'm in a hurry right now. I need a rental car I can afford.
No problem.
Please report, one of the courtesy cars to the main office.
Pam!
Call your travel consultant or dollar at 1-800-800-4000.
Since your face can't adjust to your razor, your razor should adjust to your face, which is exactly why we designed the Chic Tracer.
The Chic Tracer is the only razor with blades that bend and flex to the unique shape of your face, so the Tracer gets in close for a clean, comfortable shave.
And since you can't change your face, maybe you should change your razor.
Chic, you're changing the face of shaving.
Something to drink, sir?
Yeah, make it a Bud Light.
Sorry, we just ran out.
Excuse me.
Bud Light!
Try flight 261 out of LA.
Oh, thank you.
If you want great taste that won't fill you up and never let you down, make it a Bud Light.
Do you have a Bud Light?
Yes, welcome aboard, sir.
Great. Where are we going?
Just around the corner.
NBA All-Star Saturday on TNT is brought to you by GMC Truck, the strength of experience.
As a truck company for 90 years, we understand the value of the strong frame.
A reassuring strength for telling whether you're on road or off road.
GMC Truck, the strength of experience.
Chavez versus Hauken, Norris versus Blocker, Jackson versus McClellan, Nelson versus Rollas.
The grand slam of boxing, all world championships, first time ever.
Live on paid review, Saturday, February 20th.
Call your table company.
Budget Carpet is proud to announce our 18th anniversary sale now in progress to the end of the month.
Serving Lorain County since 1975, Budget Carpet has always provided the area with top name brands at prices to fit everyone's budget.
To prove it, Budget Carpet is offering DuPont certified stain masters starting at only $6.95 per square yard.
Join us at Budget Carpet for our anniversary sale for the carpet of your dreams at prices you deserve.
Someone may be stalking you right now.
He was brilliant and disturbed.
I know their dirty little secrets.
Vengeance is at the heart of justice.
Tonight at 10 on TNT, Heart of Justice.
His Hoosiers are at the top. His Wolverines are far behind.
Indiana's Bobby Knight and Michigan's Stephen Fisher.
Plus CNN USA Today's Top 25.
College Coach is going on Sunday at 11 on TNN.
Another day begins in Europe.
And as it does, American Airlines will touch down in 13 European cities in nine different countries.
So whether it's business or pleasure that brings you to Europe,
fly the airline that can have you there as early as tomorrow morning.
American Airlines, something special to Europe.
We're working overtime on the premiere of FLIR Ultra NBA basketball cards
with tons of white hot action here.
Marbleized borders.
3D graphics.
Gold foil stamping.
Even a super glossy UV coating.
So now that you know how much quality goes into FLIR Ultra, you'll agree.
You can't buy a better basketball card.
My brother, about to become a father.
How big can a crib be?
Season tickets when I'll sail the day, Mike.
Well, maybe next year.
You've got five years straight.
Yeah.
What's about the kid?
The kid getting for free, you know.
He's gonna be a little tight.
Mike, this year's on me.
Only one beer has the taste as genuine as the people who drink it.
Budweiser.
Now, the new little guy's going to every game, right?
Bobby, he could be a girl.
A girl?
In 90 years as a truck company,
we've learned the value of anti-lock brakes and all-wheel drive traction
to help carry your family safely through all of life's little ups and downs.
GMC Truck, the strength of experience.
Chavez versus Houghton.
Norris versus Blocker.
Jackson versus McClellan.
Nelson versus Ruales.
The grand slam of boxing.
Four world championships.
Time effort. Live on paper view.
Saturday, February 20th. Call your table.
Act 1 was founded on one basic principle,
to provide television advertising to local communities.
And now we air over 14,000 commercials every day in communities all over the Midwest.
And we're proud to be part of this community.
We continue to pledge our support to your local merchants.
And you can too, by shopping locally.
I urge you to patronize your local merchants.
It's an investment in your own future.