And now, let's meet our newlywed couples for today.
Couple number one.
Just after taking their, just after their wedding
while they were taking pictures,
he patted her on the rear and informed everyone
in the chapel that she wasn't wearing anything
under her wedding gown.
That was five breezy months ago.
Mary and Pat Diatelli.
Couple number two.
They planned what they thought would be
a romantic weekend on Long Island,
but the temperature hit nine below zero,
so they slept in thermal underwear.
Married four months ago, Debbie and Harry Casoras.
Couple number three.
He forgot to pick her up the morning of their wedding
because he was playing basketball
and ended up getting married in a T-shirt and shorts.
That was 22 months ago.
Linda and Tony Horton.
Couple number four.
Their luggage was lost in their honeymoon,
so they had to wear their wedding clothes for three days.
The other guests at the hotel just thought
it was one long wedding.
Well, that was three months ago.
Stacy and Glenn Canone.
Those are our newlyweds for today,
and here's your host, the star of the all-new newlywed game,
Bob Eubanks.
Thank you.
Hello, everybody.
Welcome to the all-new newlywed game.
I think it was Benjamin Franklin who said,
keep your eyes wide open before marriage
and half shut afterwards.
Well, all of our couples have their eyes on winning our game,
and we'll see how well they do when we come back
right after these most important news.
Welcome to the all-new newlywed game.
Now with the wives secluded safely offstage,
it's time for some five-point questions.
Gentlemen, since you've been married,
what will your wife say you think
is expanding more, her mind or her behind?
What's expanding more, Glenn?
I would definitely have to say her mind.
Her mind. Good for you. Tony?
Got to be her behind.
It's her behind. Yeah.
Harry?
It's definitely her behind.
It's her behind. Yeah.
And Pat?
Behind. Behind also.
All right, next question, gentlemen.
What will your wife say was the last little white lie
you just got away with?
Be specific, if you would, please. Tony?
My wife don't tell little white lies.
Big ones then, okay.
Okay.
Wow, I have to say, um,
that's a rough question.
Thank you.
Answer, please.
Um, that she,
she forgot to buy me a jacket or something.
That she forgot to buy you a jacket. Harry?
My wife is always saying we don't have any money.
And then one time I looked in the purse
and there was a bunch of money in there.
She told you you didn't have any money, there's a whole bunch of money in there.
And I'm walking around with change.
She's holding out on you. Yeah.
Woo! She almost got away with it, didn't she?
Oh, yeah. Boy. Pat?
Uh, she bought me a leather jacket to go riding on my motorcycle with.
And she told me she didn't get it when I knew she got it.
But she tried to get away from it.
All right. She said she didn't buy the jacket,
but she had bought the jacket. Right.
Glenn?
She told me a white lie.
It would have been a white lie, but I kind of spied on her.
So it really isn't fair, but I'll tell it to you anyways.
She, uh,
she always used to jump in my brand new car
and take off of it without warming it up.
So one day I spied on her after work.
I got off work early, I went down to her work,
parked across the street and watched her.
When she got home I said,
Babe, did you warm up the car? She said,
I sure did, I do every day.
And I caught her, I said, you didn't.
I was across the street spying on you.
I mean, but it was a good way to...
I mean, this is a lady whose mind is expanding.
Yeah.
Here's the last of our five-point questions.
Gentlemen, how will your wife say you would complete this sentence?
This is you talking,
Boy George is really macho
compared to my wife's ex-boyfriend,
blank.
And give me a first name only, please. Harry?
My wife's ex-boyfriend,
uh, Mitch. Mitch. Yeah.
He wasn't very macho, was he? Nah, he was a geek.
He was a geek, yeah.
Pat? Uh, Tony.
Tony. Yeah. Okay. Glenn?
Dave. Dave.
Tony? Eddie. Eddie.
Gentlemen, thank you very much. We'll be right back with the wives
to see how well our husbands have predicted what they will say
right after these messages.
Welcome back to the all-new Newlywed Game.
Now, gentlemen, we've recorded your predictions on cards
and now I have them in front of you.
Here's your first question.
Ladies, since you've been married, what does your husband think
is expanding more?
Your behind or your mind?
What does he think is expanding more, Mary,
since you've been married?
Uh, okay, um...
You're behind or you're mine?
I'd say behind. You're behind.
All right, Pat says it definitely is your behind.
Yeah.
Debbie?
Well, my mind's expanded, so it's gotta be the behind.
It's gotta be the behind.
Harry says definitely it is your behind.
Sure.
Linda?
We're loved out about it.
He's gotta say my behind.
Well, let's see if he did. We know it.
Yeah, it's true.
Stacy?
I'd have to say my behind.
You're behind. He said for sure it is your mind.
What are you doing?
You've lost weight since we've been married.
I know I lost weight, but, Glenn,
I've eaten, too.
It's in between us.
She's lost 10 pounds since we've been married.
I don't know how she could put it on her behind.
She doesn't have a behind to begin with.
She doesn't have anything down there.
Glenn?
She doesn't have a mind?
No, she doesn't have a behind. Oh, behind.
Sorry. I think I do.
She could tread water in a test tube.
Glenn!
I can't believe you said that.
You don't say stuff like that.
She has to run around the shower to get wet.
I wish I had said that.
Test tube lining.
You can bet I will some other time, though.
Glenn, I'm going to get you back on the next one.
Here's our next question, ladies.
What was the last little white lie
you told your husband that you almost got away with?
Be specific.
Last little white lie, Debbie, you told your husband
you almost got away with?
That I didn't quit work.
That you didn't quit work. Harry said the last
little white lie you told him that you said
there was no money. He looked in your purse.
There's a whole lot of money. Oh, there always is.
I always hide it in little spots
and I forget about it. I totally go blank.
And then he goes in there and it's right there.
Do you handle all the money?
All the time. Why?
So he doesn't get it. Oh, good idea.
Linda!
Glenn.
Last little white lie you told him that you almost got away with?
All the ones I told I got away with.
Which one would it be, then?
That just... Well, I guess
I would have to say...
Blue.
Maybe one day when I went shopping.
You went shopping? Yeah, and
bought something. Maybe he found out about it.
What'd you buy?
Shoes. Shoes? All right.
Tony said... He ain't never bought me no shoes.
You forgot to buy him a jacket.
When you bought me my jacket for Christmas
and you told me you didn't buy it, but you did
buy... He's right. Yeah, I know he is.
But that was a guess. I forgot all about it.
But it was a surprise. It was, yeah.
I bought two.
Would you rather have a lie and no surprise
or a surprise and no lie?
That's a good one, Bob.
Thank you.
Stacey. I'd have to say the last little white lie.
I hid some money in a drawer.
You hid some money in a drawer.
He said the last little white...
I'd have killed him for this one, though.
He sneaked and watched you not warm up his car
at work.
Oh, my gosh. Yes, I can't believe that.
That wasn't even a white lie.
It was right to my face.
You gotta drain the oil out of that sucker
and then start it up to see if he spied on you.
Mary.
I lie to him all the time, but he always catches me.
The last one.
The last lie.
I guess it would be
about taking my car.
I told him there's something wrong with my car
and he keeps saying there's nothing wrong.
I'm gonna tell him I ate it today.
Because it sounds really bad and he says it doesn't.
All right. Pat predicted you would say the last little white lie
you told was a car right here.
She said that you didn't buy the leather jacket, but you did.
See?
Gave us a Tony down there.
It wasn't a surprise.
Here's the last of our five-point questions.
Ladies, how did your husband complete this sentence?
This is him talking.
He said, Boy George is really macho
compared to my wife's ex-boyfriend
blank.
Give me a first name only, please. Linda?
I'm gonna say Larry. Larry.
Boy, he told us about this guy, Eddie.
He right. Larry, dude, he's a wimp.
But Eddie,
I didn't like Eddie. Well, actually, I didn't like
Larry. He's, he's, he's...
Wait a minute. Wait a minute.
If Larry's a wimp, what's Eddie?
He's more like, um,
well, I'm not gonna say.
Well, that's a good one, Tony.
Stacey.
Dave. I would have to say Dave.
Dave. He said that it's Dave.
Yeah.
Mary.
It has to be Tony. Tony.
He said it's Tony.
Tony.
Woody.
He said this is an easy one. It's Mitch.
I just said something about Woody.
I don't even know what he got.
He said Mitch is a geek. That's right.
I hope he doesn't see
you saying that. Well, I didn't say it.
So Mitch, if you're watching, don't write me any letters
that come to my house.
We'll be right back with the wives to see how well they predict what their husbands
will say right after these messages.
All right, ladies, now your husbands have been
secluded offstage. Now it's your turn to predict what they will say.
And remember, each of these questions will now be worth
ten points. So here's our first one.
Ladies, which of the following will your husbands say,
you say most often,
I have nothing to wear,
I have a headache,
or I have to call my mother?
Which one of those do you say most often, Linda?
I have nothing to wear. You have nothing to wear.
Debbie? I never have anything to wear.
Nothing to wear, Mary? He's gonna say,
can I call my mother?
I have to call my mother. Stacy?
I got a headache. You got a headache.
Next question, ladies.
What will your husband say is his main
hangup when it comes to
you know what?
Be specific. What's his main hangup when it comes
to you know what, Deb?
He has to have the covers off.
He has to have the covers off? Yep, sure does.
Because man will not do it with the covers on.
Gets in his way.
Gets in his way.
Is that right?
I've never heard of such a thing. Don't you ever want to
cuddle underneath the covers? Yeah.
This man just throws them off. Nothing, huh?
Uh-uh. Well, I bet that this is distracting as heck.
Sure is. Wintertime, you can get goose bumps.
That's right. Thank you.
Mary? It has to be,
this is a new thing, it has, in the
afternoon. It always has to be in the
afternoon. Afternoon? Always. Okay.
Stacey?
I would say, um,
his biggest hangup
is the hair
on his body.
I guess. The hair on his body.
When it comes to you know what? It's the hair on his
body. Yeah. Alright. That's his biggest hangup.
Linda? Hair on his body.
Well, okay. Well, alright. Normally?
Yes.
I'm trying to get it right. Okay.
Seriously, though.
What do you think?
Answer, please. Okay.
Well, we have to stay with each other.
I mean, when you finish, we don't
break up. We just sleep when we finish it.
So if you're in a swimming pool, you could
drown.
But I doubt it.
Yeah. Alright. Okay.
Here's the last of our ten point questions. Ladies,
how will your husband say you would complete
this sentence? This is you talking.
My husband's sense of humor can
best be compared to Blank's
sense of humor. Fill in the blank for me,
please, Mary. God.
God? Is that your answer? No, no, no, no.
Um,
God.
Howie Mandel? Howie
Mandel. Sure. Stacey?
Tom Selleck. Tom Selleck.
Clever. But he's funny. Linda?
Eddie Murphy. Eddie Murphy. That'll say it.
Oh, I'm sure he will. Debbie? Gallagher.
Gallagher?
Here's a 25 point bonus question.
Ladies, what will your husband say is your
birthstone?
Your answers must match exactly. Stacey?
Amethyst. Amethyst. Linda?
I don't even know that. What will
he say is your birthstone?
Oh, my God.
I'm gonna say
with aquas?
Pardon me? Uh, diamond. Diamond.
Girl, if you gotta pick one, pick a good one. Debbie?
Sapphire. Sapphire. Mary?
Mine's amethyst. Amethyst. All right, ladies, thank you
very much. We'll be back with the Husbands to Compare answers
on the All Newlywed Game right after these messages.
We're back. Okay. Welcome back
to the Newlywed Game and now, gentlemen, let's see how
well your wives have predicted what you will say
and remember these questions will now be worth 10
points and here's our first question. Gentlemen,
which of the following does your
wife say most often?
I have to call my mother,
I have nothing to wear, or I have a headache.
What does she say most often, Harry?
I have nothing to wear. I have nothing to wear.
Debbie says all the time, she says, I have nothing to wear.
Tony. Oh, wow,
that's true. Um. Thank you.
She has nothing to wear.
I have nothing to wear. Linda says.
She's got a trunk full of clothes, but she
never has nothing to wear. Still nothing to wear. I see.
Gwen.
Well, uh, being that she eats
excedrin like candy, it's probably
a headache. You have a headache, alright?
She says, I have a headache.
And Pat.
Calling her mother. Really? She calls her mom?
Constantly, man. Constantly.
I have to call my mom.
Alright.
Next question, gentlemen. Tell me, what is your main
hang up when it comes to
you know what?
Be specific, please.
Tony, your main hang up
when it comes to, uh, you know what?
My main hang up?
That's what I said, Tony.
We have no hang up. Oh, yes you do.
She told us.
She told you we have
hang ups? No, she didn't say we. She said
you.
She said she's perfect, but you got
a main hang up when it comes to
you know what? Tony, what do you think it is? I guess the only thing
I can think of is I go to sleep.
Afterwards.
Or is this during, or is it
after?
Hey, man, I don't know you that well.
I mean, what do you think?
I'm your neighbor? I mean, I don't know what you guys do.
Yeah, cause I have to watch you, Bob.
Why do you have to watch me?
She said your main hang up is
that you stay where
you finish, Tony.
I don't know. I'm like you. We don't have one.
I stay where I finish.
That's right. Well, we
stay where we finish.
Put that on your tombstone, Tony.
I stay where I finish.
I don't know. Glen.
Is this during the act?
I don't know, Glen.
I'm just trying to get through this question
the best I can.
I would have to say there's too much on my mind, so I'm too tired.
Too tired? Alright. Stacy says your main
hang up is the hair on your body.
What? What does that have to do with...
Well, that's your hang up, so...
Does that get in the way or what?
Boy, you must be a fuzzy little devil, huh?
I am hairy, but not bone-hair.
I don't think I have any.
Oh, yes, you do, in fact.
The only thing I can think of is I like to do it all the time.
Oh, I see. Okay.
Mary said your main hang up is...
Stupid. What's your new hang up?
Afternoon.
Oh, yeah.
It's the afternoon. At night? No.
In the morning? No. At night too.
In the afternoon, yes. Yes.
Harry.
I say my main hang up is I hate to have the covers on.
You don't like to have the covers on?
No, me. Yes, he does.
Yeah, you're right.
Here's the last of our ten-point questions.
Last of our ten-point questions.
Gentlemen, how did your wife complete this sentence?
This is her talking now.
She said, my husband's sense of humor
can best be compared to Blank's sense of humor.
Fill in the blank for me, please.
Glenn?
Uh, Jerry Lewis.
Jerry Lewis. Oh, you're so close.
She said Tom Selleck.
Tom Selleck doesn't have a sense of humor.
That's what she said.
I ask him, she answers him.
He's in love with Tom Selleck.
David Letterman?
David Letterman.
She said your sense of humor is like Howie Mandel.
Oh, yes.
You are so dumb.
I'm sorry.
Your wife just hit you. Yes.
He deserves it.
He gets home.
Congratulations, Pat.
I got it.
Got Clertledomar afternoon.
Yeah. Harry?
I'd say my sense of humor is like Gallagher.
Gallagher.
She said you have a sense of humor like Gallagher.
I know.
She couldn't say nobody. Wait a minute.
I know.
I got these game show things to do.
Oh.
Let's go to couple number three now.
Tony. Oh.
See, I always do these,
I do impressions like Eddie Murphy.
Let me hear one.
You missed it.
Well, let me hear it again.
That's it, huh?
So what's your answer?
Eddie Murphy. Eddie Murphy.
He said it's Eddie Murphy.
Okay, we'll be right back with a 25-point bonus question
to see which couple's gonna win their grand prize right after these words.
Bonus question for 25 points.
Gentlemen, what is your wife's birthstone?
Let's go first to couple number four.
Glenn and Stacey with 15, 25, I'll give you 40.
What will it be, Glenn? Opal.
Opal, she says amethyst.
Number one, Pat and Mary with 20, 25, I'll give you 45.
Take over the lead, Pat, with the correct answer.
Diamond. Diamond, she says it's amethyst.
Couple number three, Tony and Linda with 25, 25, I'll give you 50.
Tony, get it right in your first place.
Aquarius. Aquarius.
She says diamond.
Couple number two, Harry and Debbie with 35, 25,
I'll give you a grand total of 60 points.
What is it, Harry? Sapphire. Sapphire, she says sapphire.
You're right.
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