Now, let's meet our newlywed couples for today.
Couple number one.
When he tried to surprise her and make homemade candy,
it exploded.
Well, he thought he'd cleaned it all up,
but she came home and her feet got stuck to the floor.
Tony and Juan Valerezo.
Couple number two.
On their first date at a wedding reception,
he asked her to dance, and after she said yes,
and they were in the middle of the dance floor,
he said, I don't know how to dance.
So she walked away and left him there.
Ida and Dave Calderon.
Couple number three.
They drove all the way to her parents' house at 3 a.m.
to break the news they were engaged.
And after two sips of champagne, the folks went back to sleep.
Amy and Kevin stuck.
Couple number four.
She first spotted him at a table in Las Vegas,
and she told her girlfriend, hey,
I'm gonna get him without ever saying a word.
Well, after a while, he came over and asked her to dance,
and three months later, she said two words.
I do.
Sonja and Armand Oliphant.
Those are our newlyweds for today,
and here's your host, the star of the All New Newlywed Game,
Bob Eubanks.
-♪ Woo-hoo!
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Well, thank you.
Thank you, and hello, everybody.
Welcome to the All New Newlywed Game.
There's an old saying, it wasn't the apple on the tree,
but the pear on the ground
that caused the trouble in the Garden of Eden.
Well, we've got four pairs of newlyweds ready to play our game,
and we'll see if they got into any trouble
when we start our game right after these very important words.
See you in a minute.
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-♪ We have returned, and thank you for joining us today.
Now, with the wives secluded safely offstage,
it's time for some 5-point questions.
As you know, gentlemen, you'll be answering these questions
as you predict your wife will answer
the same question when she returns.
Now, if her answer matches your prediction, guess what?
You get 5 points toward a grand prize
that's been selected especially for you.
So, fellas, welcome. Here we go with your first question
for 5 points.
Gentlemen, will your wife say that she's more critical
of your romantic technique
or you're more critical of her romantic technique?
Harmon?
She'll say that I'm more critical of her romantic technique.
Are you really? You're more critical of hers.
Okay, Kevin?
I'd have to say that she is. I'm pretty open-minded.
She's more critical of your romantic technique.
Dave?
I'd have to say that I'm more critical of her romantic technique.
Fine, and Walt?
I would say she thinks that I'm more critical of her...
You're more critical of her romantic technique.
Gentlemen, Chicken Little ran around yelling,
the sky is falling, the sky is falling.
What will your wife say was the last silly little thing she ran around yelling at you?
And try to sound just like she did when she yelled at you, if you would please.
Kevin, last silly thing that she ran around yelling at you?
Um, well she's been gone for the past two weeks, so I'm so happy to be home. I'm so happy to be home.
I'm so happy to be home, Dave.
I'd have to say, hurry up or late, because it seems like every time we have an appointment, we're always running late.
Hurry up or late, Walt?
Uh, probably when somebody comes into the house and she wears glasses, she doesn't want to see people see her wear glasses, so she starts running around.
Yelling?
Yes. Uh, answer the door.
Answer the door, alright. Armand?
Take your time.
Take your time, alright.
Here's the last of our five-point questions. Gentlemen, how will your wife say you would complete this sentence?
This is you talking.
When you look at my wife, it's very hard to stare at her blank and not laugh.
When you look at my wife, Dave, it's very hard to stare at her blank and not laugh. Fill in the blank for me.
Uh, I would have to say her nails.
Her nails?
Yeah, she's always chewing on her nails.
Okay, Walt?
Very hard to, uh, stare at her chest.
Her chest and not laugh, yes. Armand?
Her feet.
Her feet and not laugh, yeah. Kevin?
Uh, her rear end.
Alright, gentlemen, thank you very much.
We'll be right back to Rea 90's Newlyweds and we'll see how well our husbands have predicted.
What their wives will say, first we must pause.
Alright, ladies have returned.
And gentlemen, we've recorded your predictions on cards and now have them in front of you.
Each time that your prediction matches your wife's answer, you get five points.
And of course, it's the one couple with the most points at the end of the show that wins a really nice grand prize.
It's been selected especially for them.
So, girls, welcome. Here's your first question for five points.
Tell me, ladies, would you say that your husband is more critical of your romantic technique?
Or you're more critical of his romantic technique?
Tony?
I think he's more critical of himself.
No, no, that's not the question.
Is he more critical of your technique or are you more critical of his technique?
Uh, I think he's more critical of mine.
He's more critical of yours.
He said that, uh, for sure that he's more critical of your romantic technique.
Oh, my God.
Well, what is it about her romantic technique you don't like?
Yeah, what is it?
Well, uh, that's not the case. It's just that she thinks that I'm more critical.
Uh, she...
I'm as good as you.
Who would have given you an idea like that?
Uh, because she's always asking me.
Asking you what?
Yeah, asking you what?
If, uh, if we could...
Speak up. We can't hear you.
If we could, uh, maybe do things in different ways or...
Oh, I see.
You devil you.
Oh, I guess. I didn't know that.
Goodness.
Ida.
He's more critical of me.
He's more critical of you, all right? Dave...
He's always complaining about me.
Pardon me?
He's always complaining about me.
Complaining?
He complains about you.
I just...
When Matt complains, he's always,
well, you should do this and you should do that.
I see.
All right, Dave said...
The card for me, Dave, please, right in front of you.
He said that, yeah, he is more critical of your romantic technique.
Amy.
I'm more critical of him.
Are you really?
He wouldn't touch me for a week.
He wouldn't touch you what?
Well, I never criticize anymore because if I criticize...
I don't get it.
Oh, I see. All right.
He predicted you would say that, yes, you are more critical of him.
Sonia.
I would say that he's more critical of me.
He's more critical of you. Let's find out.
He said, yep, he's more critical of you.
Next question, ladies.
Chicken Little ran around yelling,
the sky is falling, the sky is falling.
What was the last silly little thing
you ran around yelling at your husband
and tried to sound just like you did when you yelled at him?
Can you do that for me?
Ida, what did you run around yelling,
last silly little thing?
The crocodiles on the floor.
Crocodiles on the floor.
Crocodiles on the floor?
Little spiders that come, crocodiles.
Oh, and you called it a crocodile, all right.
Dave predicted you would say the last little thing
you ran around yelling was, hurry up, we're late.
Not...
Yes, that's true.
It seems like every time we're having an appointment
or something like that, we're always running around,
even today to get here.
We were, you know...
It was your manager's fault he wouldn't let you out for it.
Well, that's something I have no control over.
Amy.
I'm not going to be able to take the test.
I'm not going to be an R.N.
Not going to be able to take the test.
All right, Kevin predicted you would say
the last little thing you ran around yelling is,
I'm so happy to be home.
That's right.
Sonia.
Stop chewing with your mouth open.
Stop chewing.
You're telling him to quit chewing with his mouth open?
Drives you crazy, doesn't it?
I hate it.
So do I.
I mean, who wants to see what they're eating, right?
Hear it.
Hear it, too.
He said, take your time, take your time.
Yeah, when, you know, when we're leaving work
and I'm always trying to rush you
and you're telling me to hold on, wait a minute,
take your time.
Tony.
Put away the dishes, put away the dishes.
You want him to put away the dishes?
Why should he have to do it?
You're the wife.
Because he's wrong.
He's the one who washes the dishes.
I just said they're paying attention, that's all.
He's the one who washes the dishes,
so he should have to put them away.
He washes the dishes.
That's right, I do the cooking.
Well, that's the silliest thing you have ever heard.
He knows, he knows he better do it.
Is that right?
Walt said that the last silly thing you heard you yell was,
answer the door.
When there's somebody at the door
and you're wearing your glasses
and you don't want to answer the door,
nobody comes through.
Why don't you want anybody to see
with your glasses on?
I look like a fly.
Here's the last of our five-point questions.
Ladies, how did your husband complete this sentence?
This is him talking.
He said, when you look at my wife,
it's very hard to stare at her blank and not laugh.
When you look at my wife,
it's real hard to stare at her blank and not laugh.
Amy, how do you fill in the blank?
Probably my chest.
Your chest, all right.
He says it's real hard to stare at your rear end and not laugh.
It's not the fact that it's funny.
It's cute.
Are you staring from behind me?
It's like a bubble.
Are you staring from behind me?
It's not that I don't like it.
It's like a puppy.
You like it, it's cute.
You're calling your wife a dog?
Yeah.
Well, yours is big, too.
Well, thanks.
Sonia, it's hard to stare at your blank and not laugh,
according to your husband.
My...my boobs.
Oh, okay.
Arvon said it's really hard to stare at your feet and not laugh.
How is this your feet?
We're always talking about your feet.
You're not supposed to tell us.
Tony?
My stomach.
Your stomach.
My stomach.
Walt said it's really hard to stare at your chest and not laugh.
What?
Your stomach?
Walt said, well, come on.
Your stomach is fine.
Oh, you're saying my chest is not?
Well, no.
I mean, but your stomach is fine.
Can you believe it?
When he said it, I was so embarrassed for you.
Boy, I am embarrassed for me, too.
I was really embarrassed.
You're in trouble.
Yeah.
Well, I didn't mean it.
I didn't mean it.
You may have to cook and wash the dishes.
That's right.
Ida?
My rear end.
Rear end, all right.
He says it's really hard to stare at your nails and not laugh.
A couple of seconds.
We'll be right back now with the wives to see how well they predict what their husbands
will say on the all-new New Year's Eve game.
I'd have to be sure.
All right, ladies, now your husbands have been secluded offstage.
Your turn to predict what they will say.
And these are the 10-point questions.
So here we go with your first one.
Ladies, which will your husband say came first in your relationship, love or sex?
Which came first, Amy?
Love.
Love, all right.
Love first sight.
Ida?
Love.
Love.
Tony?
Sex.
Sex.
I like an honest leave.
Sonja?
Love.
Love, all right.
Next question, ladies, who will your husband say his favorite brothers are?
Ida?
A, B, and brothers?
Brothers.
Male, no sisters, just brothers.
Yeah, just, who will your husband say his favorite brothers are?
Abel and Charlie.
Abel and Charlie, okay.
Tony?
Eduardo.
He only has one brother.
Well, this is brothers.
Favorite brothers.
Brothers.
Yeah, brothers.
Who are his favorite brothers?
Eduardo and Warner.
And Warner, okay.
Sonja?
Ray and Ronald.
Ray and Ron.
Amy?
Tim and Stan.
Tim and Stan, okay.
Here's the last of our 10-point questions.
Ladies, how will your husband say you would complete this sentence?
This is you talking.
My husband's macho image would be shot to heck if I ever spilled the beans about the
time he what?
Be specific, please.
Tony, his macho image would be shot to heck if you ever spilled the beans about the time
he what?
I think I already did it because he does the dishes.
By the time he did the dishes?
He does the dishes.
I mean, he does the housework, the laundry, and the cleaning, so.
He does everything, doesn't he?
Well, he helps.
He's very good.
Sounds to me like he does it all.
What's his help stuff?
He doesn't do it all.
He helps.
He's very good.
Sonja, his macho image would be shot to heck if you spilled the beans about the time he
what?
The cooking.
He does most of the main dish.
About the time he did the cooking?
Well, all the cooking.
Okay.
Amy?
No one knows this, but they will now.
The time he had problems making whippy.
We won't tell anybody.
He's going to kill me.
He's going to kill me.
No, he won't kill you.
He won't.
No.
It'll be all right.
We won't.
We'll keep it real quiet.
You folks, you folks around the country in 151 cities, don't tell a soul about Kevin having
a little trouble, okay?
Ida?
About the time he curled his eyelashes was like...
He curled his eyelashes.
You folks don't say anything about that either.
Here's a 25-point bonus question.
Ladies, who will your husband say has more precious metals in their teeth, you or him?
Sonja?
Me.
You?
Amy?
Him.
Him.
Ida?
Him.
Him.
Tony?
Him.
All right.
Ladies, thank you very much.
You have returned, and so have the husbands.
Gentlemen, let's see how well your wives have predicted what you will say.
Remember, these questions will now be worth 10 points.
First one, gentlemen, which came first in your relationship, sex or love?
Dave, which came first?
I'd have to say love.
Love.
All right.
She picked and you would say...
Love.
It was love.
Right.
Thank you.
Kevin?
Oh, without a doubt, love.
She said it was love without a doubt.
She said without a doubt, it was love.
Good for you.
Armand, sex.
Sex came first.
What do you mean?
My mom sees this.
What's the matter, son?
That wasn't it.
That wasn't it.
Can I see the card, please?
She said that love came first, not sex, Armand.
How about you gonna tell the truth?
Boy, if her mom sees this, woo!
Walt!
Bob, it was sex.
It was.
She said, Bob, it was sex.
Next question.
Tell me, gentlemen, who are your favorite brothers?
Who are your favorite brothers of all the brothers, Kevin?
I don't have any brothers.
I didn't ask that.
I just said who are your favorite brothers?
Probably Amy's brothers.
Pardon me?
Amy's brothers, the Ray brothers.
The Ray brothers, okay.
She predicted you would say your favorite brothers are Tim and Stan.
I said, you always say, Stan's your favorite brother-in-law, Tim is my favorite brother
of yours.
You don't like all the rest.
They're in jail.
I thought you were talking like brothers.
That'll be on parole soon.
I thought they were talking brother-in-law.
He said, Stan, you don't have any brothers.
So what did he say?
Stan's your brother-in-law, Tim is your brother-in-law.
We lost.
Okay?
Armand, who are your favorite brothers?
Ray.
And who?
And Ronald.
Ray and Ron, she said Ray and Ronald.
That's right.
Walt.
Eduardo and Jimmy.
Okay, Tony predicted you would say your favorite brothers are Eduardo and Warner.
Oh, wait a minute, Werner.
Besides, that's misspelled.
It's Werner.
She didn't write it.
It's not my fault, is it?
No.
No, thanks.
Werner is not my brother.
Well, I know, but...
Dave.
I'd have to say Aby and...
Please, this is a rough one.
I'd have to say Charlie.
Aby and Charlie, she said.
Favorite brothers are Able and Charlie.
Right.
It was a fun question.
We were looking for righteous brothers, Marx brothers, people like that.
We got Eduardo and Werner, who aren't even brothers.
Last of our 10-point questions.
Gentlemen, how did your wife complete this sentence?
This is her talking.
She said, my husband's macho image would be shot to heck if I ever spill the beans about
the time he what?
Be specific, please.
About the time you what?
And we'll begin with Armand.
About the time I cooked.
Cooked.
She said, it's about the time you did the cooking.
Yeah.
Walt.
About the time that I do the dishes every night.
You do the dishes.
Tony said, it was about the time you did the dishes.
Dave.
I'd have to say, it's about the time I cleaned house.
No.
No.
Ida said, it's about the time you curled your eyelashes.
Curled my eyelashes.
But this has nothing to do with that though.
Hey, Dave.
You curled your eyelashes, Dave?
Well, I was watching her because it's a sight to watch her put her makeup on.
Dave, that's really weird, man.
He looks cute with them, yeah?
Oh, I do, do I?
Yeah.
Kevin, she said, my husband's macho image would be shot to heck if I ever spilled the
beans about the time he what?
I go shopping with her quite often for clothes.
Oh.
That's not it, huh?
I was hoping it'd be something you know if you're on.
Now, Kevin, I want you to understand, Kevin, I want you to understand that we asked the
entire country, 151 stations who are carrying our show, not to tell anybody about this.
Of course, you know, it ruined my life.
Yes.
It was about the time you had problems making Whoopi.
Before we met.
Well, yeah, you know, it was, I think, serious.
I just went with the mental case.
No, not that.
It wasn't even that.
We'll be back in our 25-minute Bonus Question to see which couple's gonna win their grand
prize right after these words from Bob Hilton.
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Once again, here's Bob.
All right, gentlemen, here it is,
your big 25-point bonus question.
Metals in their teeth.
You or your wife?
First to couple number three, Kevin and Amy with 15.
25 will give you 40.
Kevin? Oh, I do.
You do. She predicted USA.
Yes, you do.
All right, couple number one,
Walden, Tony with 25.
25 would give you 50.
Walt? I do.
You do? She said yeah, you do.
Couple number two, Dave and Ida with 25.
25 would give you 50.
Dave? I do.
Couple number two, Dave and Ida with 25. 25 would give you 50. Dave?
I just have to say she does.
She does? No.
No, obviously not.
Couple number four, Armona and Sonja with 25.
25 would give you 50. Armona, if you get it right,
you're tied for the lead.
Sonja. Sonja, she said yeah, she does.
Okay, now we've got it tied.
A team couple's number one.
Couple number four, before the show,
each couple predicted what their final score would be.
The couple that comes closest
without going over their final score will win.
But if all the predictions exceed their final score,
then the couple coming closest will win.
So first of all, Walt, what'd you predict?
You have 50. You predicted 34.
You did not go over.
Couple number four, Armona and Sonja with 50.
You predicted 40.
Couple number four, Armona and Sonja,
our newlywed game, Rats, won this winner.
And now, Armona and Sonja,
as today's winners of the newlywed game,
here's the special prize chosen just for you.
A beautiful, elegant new dining room.
That's right, Sonja and Armona.
You'll enjoy Boy Hill's six-piece dining room
of almond lacquer and chevron brass accents.
The lighted, mirrored-back china cabinet
will add sparkle to your china and crystal,
furnished by Boy Hill.
And impress your guests with luxurious,
toll silver-plated service for eight
in the traditional Boston shell pattern,
including a fully lined hardwood chest.
And you'll have Toll Silversmith's
beautiful silver-plated hostess set,
featuring a coffee service and punch set,
furnished by Toll Silversmiths.
All of this for you, courtesy of the new newlywed game.
Armona and Sonja, congratulations to you.
Thanks to our couples and thanks to you.
I love you. Thanks. See you next time.
We all do. Newlywed game. Bye-bye.
Thank you.
Now, stay tuned as two couples
go head-to-head to become millionaires.