Lassie, every day on Nickelodeon.
Nick Jr. is a noozle, Nick Jr. is a gnome, Nick Jr. is a dragon who calls a castle home.
With silly songs to sing along, and jazzy dances too.
There's cat and hat and clumsy bat and elephant at the zoo.
So now you know where you can go and bring a friend or two.
The place where you get what you want.
Nick Jr. is just for you, Nick Jr. is just for you, Nick Jr. is just for you.
When you visit Fred Penner's place, you'll hear tunes.
I like to have fun with you.
You'll hear tales.
Well, he saw a bullfrog.
And you may even get a case of happy feet.
Happy feet, I've got those happy feet.
I give them a lowdown beat and they begin dancing.
Fred Penner's Place, weekdays after the elephant show on Nick Jr.
When elephants dance and sing, when Dr. Snuggles invents a new thing, I'll tell you when.
When koalas hang ten, wait for your cue.
When gnomes run noses again and again.
Okay, now.
You know it's Nick Jr.
Here's a question for you.
When is a building block more than a building block?
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Remember, only grownups can call.
When you visit Fred Penner's place, you'll hear all the hits like
Oh, McDonald had a farm
That's Fred Penner's Place every weekday on Nick Jr.
Now, collect all your favorite Looney Tunes starring Bugs Bunny.
What? That rabbit's name over mine?
I'll just see about this.
Warner Bros. and Time Life Video announce the Looney Tunes Library.
What's up, Doc?
Begin your collection with Bugs Bunny's Wacky Adventures at the introductory price of $9.95.
Start your collection with Bugs Bunny's Wacky Adventures.
If you keep it, you will have the opportunity to examine other great videos in the Looney Tunes Library.
There's no minimum to buy. Cancel anytime.
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Here's how to order.
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Use your credit card and receive a $5 discount off your first video.
Hey, it's...
Dos, tres.
Quack, quack, quack, quack, quack, quack, quack.
What in the, I'll say what in the, what, what, what, what, what, what, what, yeah, yeah.
Oh, oh, me, I'm gonna go putting that.
Me, me.
Under there, under there.
Reba, reba.
You're just a little booo.
That's all, folks.
Looney Tunes on Nick.
On Nick.
Everybody knows an elephant never forgets.
And neither do Sharon, Lois, Bram or Nick Jr.
We know how much you like The Elephant Show.
And so we're bringing you more of the stuff you like.
There's a whole trunk full of songs and adventures.
And all of your friends will be there, too.
Does your chewing gum lose its flavor on the bent coast overnight?
So settle in and watch Sharon, Lois and Bram's Elephant Show on Nick Jr.
Hey, kids, here's a game just for you.
Each time you see a...
A...
Or a...
Clap your hands, then make a sound like they do.
You'll see cartoons and concerts, a koala or two, then a...
A...
Or a...
Now, wait, that isn't it.
You'll see gnomes, noozles, snuggles.
Well, you know what to do.
Each time you see these guys, a...
A...
Or a...
Clap your hands, make a sound like they do.
I'm sure you can do it.
Nick Jr., the only network for you.
Come in.
The Elephant Show is next.
Skinnamarinky dinky dink, skinnamarinky dink.
On Nick Jr.
Mamas like you make my job so easy.
When you don't tell your children just how dearly crack is.
For my babies too young, you say.
Yeah, and I'm hookin' them younger every day.
But they don't have the money, you say.
Once my customers get hooked on crack, they lie, cheat, and steal to get more.
So thanks for not telling Junior about guys like me.
I just love getting first crack at.
If you like the litter of Florida's beaches, maybe there's something you should know.
Meat waves.
Florida's having a tropical meat wave.
Keep Florida beautiful.
Meat waves.
Koala will be happy to see you.
Mommy's making a eucalyptus cake and it should be ready by now.
Weekdays after David the Gnome on Nick Jr.
Deep in space, something is going terribly wrong.
Only one man can stop it.
Kitchen!
He is expendable.
Perfect.
They're going where they've never been before.
Space, the final frontier.
Universal Pictures presents the first movie from the family that's truly ahead of its time.
Right.
Jetsons, the movie rated G.
Stars Friday at theaters everywhere.
Has this ever happened to you?
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Now you see it, now you don't.
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Hey look Mr. Cool, you've been to school.
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