At the JCPenney Mother's Day Sale, you'll find gifts that will really make Mom's day,
like black and white dresses for $59.99 and $69.99.
But why not also make Mom's night with 14 karat gold at 40 to 50 percent off, gemstones
at 30 percent off, or for late into the night, sleepwear, 25 percent off.
For Mother's Day and Mother's Night.
Look who lost 120 pounds, and here's how.
Well I lost 30 pounds in three months with ultra slim fast.
I lost 25 pounds in three months.
I lost 40 pounds in four months with ultra slim fast.
I lost 25 pounds in five months.
They all did it with a delicious ultra slim fast shake for breakfast, another for lunch,
and then a sensible dinner.
You want to feel great?
Lose weight.
If we can do it, you can do it.
Ultra slim fast.
Give us a week, we'll taste off the weight.
Mercury Sable continues to distinguish itself as a leader in automotive design.
This year, we redesigned the exterior, the interior, the instrument panel, and equipped
it with dual airbags, a feature not offered by any other manufacturer in this class.
Other than that, we've pretty much left it alone.
All this in the quality of a Mercury.
Oh, what a disaster.
Yeah, new boss, new job.
Instead of running to the meeting, I ran to the ladies room.
Whose monthly protection hasn't failed?
Introducing new StayFree Ultra Plus.
A natural core draws moisture down, then away, so the surface can absorb again and again.
The wider shape protects front to back, edge to edge.
It really does the job.
Now maybe I can do mine.
New StayFree Ultra Plus, designed to stop accidents before they start.
We built the Maytag refrigerator with shelves, bins, and drawers that will adjust to meet
your changing needs in years to come, and solid heavy duty parts to last for years to
come.
You're wrong.
You can only guess what the world will be like in years to come, but it's nice to know
that whatever the future holds, your Maytag will too.
Buy one now and get the best warranty in the business.
Here goes my future.
After seven golden years of love, laughter, and tears, it's time to say goodbye to the
Golden Girls.
In the wedding of the year, Dorothy's getting married to Naked Guns' Leslie Nielsen.
Share a part of television history as the Golden Girls say goodbye forever.
I guess this is it.
I love you.
Oh, it's the final Golden Girls on NBC 7.
Dateline Hollywood.
Want to be a star?
Watch out for this guy.
Character type people who are neither stunning nor handsome.
Their stage struck hopeful scammed out of Starnove.
Anywhere between eight to $10,000 is what I spent.
For nothing.
It's sinful.
It's a huge scam.
Starstruck victims ripped off.
Mr. Goldberg.
Dateline NBC Tuesday.
Why struggle?
Get the power you need.
Get the corded dirt vac from Black and Decker.
It handles tough dirt even on stairs.
Its motorized brush and powerful suction quickly cut through the toughest jobs.
The dirt vac easily tackles all kinds of pet hair.
Its snap-on attachments get dirt wherever it hides, especially in tight crevices.
The dirt vac vacuum, the only one with the guts to carry the Black and Decker name.
Looks great.
But come on, I mean, you know, you could have gotten yourself another BMW or a Lexus.
I suppose.
But why?
This had everything I wanted.
Power, great handling, ABS, airbag, leather, everything.
I couldn't see spending 10, 20,000 more for what?
Who makes it?
Pontiac.
It's the new Bonneville.
Nice.
Dale.
Dale Earnhardt.
Why are you getting your oil changed at a GM dealership?
The fast or free guarantee.
Fast or free?
Yep.
Takes 29 minutes or less or my next one's free.
Got to go now.
And Earnhardt's back in record time.
See your Mr. Good Ranch Quick Lube Plus dealer.
Come in for a Mr. Good Ranch Quick Lube Plus oil change and you could win one of 21 GM
vehicles.
There's millions of prizes.
Just come in, scratch and win during the flag of winner sweepstakes at your participating
GM dealer now.
Olympic glory used to depend on muscle, talent, and heart.
Now you can add digital computer analysis, retinal scanners, and more, and that costs
money.
That's why every time you use your Visa card, money goes to help the U.S. Olympic team.
So pull for the team and pull out your Visa card because at the Olympics, they don't take
excuses and they don't take American Express Visa.
It's everywhere you want to be.
Introducing from McDonald's, not one thing, but two.
Both hot and delicious.
The mushroom and Swiss grill, scrumptious sauteed mushrooms, fresh onions and melted
Swiss cheese, the lettuce and tomato grill, fresh onion, crisp leafy lettuce, and a thick
slice of juicy tomato.
Now the best part, just 99 cents each.
Introducing the new mushroom and Swiss grill and the lettuce and tomato grill, just 99
cents each from McDonald's today for a limited time.
Saturday Night Live goes primetime for a Mother's Day special with the hottest guests, your
favorite characters and their mothers.
Saturday Night Live's Mother's Day special, NBC Sunday.
How do they do that?
Lee Peterson Motors wants you to drive a new Buick.
Through this weekend, you can test drive any new Buick and receive a free round of golf.
For three days, you'll save on every new Buick in our larger Detroit.
A new Buick Century fully equipped, $14,588 or $226 per month.
New Buick Skylarks as well as $14,988.
Regals, Les Sabres, Park Avenues and Roadmaster.
Every Buick is specially priced for the next three days and get free golf just for taking
a test drive.
Drive a new Buick the right way, the Lee Peterson way.
How's our water supply?
How's our weather?
We're out at 11.
You can't change how you get clothes dirty.
But with Wist Power Scoop, you can clean them like never before.
You see, oils from your body work like glue to lock dirt in.
Most detergents can't get that tough oily dirt all the way out.
Wist is the only detergent with an organic cleaning system that actually unlocks those
oils to release the dirt.
So your clothes are cleaner.
They're not yellow or dingy.
Try Wist Power Scoop and change what you mean by clean.
Red lobster may have gone too far this time.
A full pound of our biggest and best shrimp.
Whoops, overflowing your plate.
So much shrimp with all the extras.
Including a doggy bag at Red Lobster.
People used to go out on Saturday night and leave their truck at home.
Times have changed.
Our 92 full size pickup is still built Ford tough.
But we designed it to be more stylish outside, more comfortable inside.
Now if anything gets left at home, it will probably be their car.
More people are driving the best-selling American trucks than ever before.
Check it out.
The object of the game is to score as many points as possible.
While preventing the opposing team from scoring.
The player should not dribble between two opponents unless he may go by without contact.
The cord of the net shall be constructed to check the ball momentarily as it passes through
the basket.
Points are gained by skillfully lofting a round ball into a cylindrical basket.
Skillfully, lofting skillfully.
You get the idea.
I love this game.
It could start in your office.
In your home.
Over lunch.
But now, wherever heartburn starts, this is where it ends.
Introducing new Maylock's Heartburn Relief Formula.
No ordinary antacid works like this one to put out heartburn.
An unknown gold medalist in 84, Matt Fiondi became the most successful male swimmer of
1988.
Winning five gold medals of silver and the bronze, he nearly duplicated the feat of Mark
Spitz.
Now he looks to become the first male swimmer ever to win gold in three Olympics.
Matt Fiondi, one to watch this summer on NBC.
After seven golden years of love, laughter, and tears, it's time to say goodbye to the
golden girls.
In the wedding of the year, Dorothy gets married to Naked Guns' Leslie Nielsen.
An unforgettable farewell to the show that's been an American favorite for years.
Share a part of television history as the golden girls say goodbye forever.
I guess this is it.
I love you.
Always.
There will never be another Golden Girls after the final episode, NBC Saturday.
Goodbye, my girl.
For every point, for every rebound, Sean Kemp makes in the playoffs.
See First will donate $100 to send kids to camp.
It's part of a summer full of family events.
See First's Jammin' Summer.
Lee Peterson Motors wants you to drive a new Buick.
Through this weekend, you can test drive any new Buick and receive a free round of golf.
For three days, you'll save on every new Buick in our larger Detroit.
A new Buick Century fully equipped, $14,588 or $226 per month.
New Buick Skylarks as low as $14,988.
Regals, Les Sabres, Park Avenues, and Roadmaster.
Every Buick is specially priced for the next three days and get free golf just for taking
a test drive.
Drive a new Buick the right way.
The Lee Peterson one.
Fire!
At the end of the universe lies the beginning of vengeance.
I shall leave you as you rest me around for eternity.
William Shatner, Leonard Nimoy, and Ricardo Montalban.
Astro-beetles, fire!
Star Trek II, The Wrath of Khan.
This Sunday night at 7.
A balloon stampede.
I'll show you how to love it.