and private home movies.
I don't believe in the path of least resistance.
I believe babe is a four-letter word.
I don't believe that one size fits all.
I believe construction workers wear their pants like that on purpose.
I believe in cowboys. I can't deal with hairy backs.
I believe in howling the moon.
I believe the thinner the air gets, the clearer your head gets.
I believe there's an athlete in all of us.
Hello moms. Just watch how Cheez Whiz cheese spread can change these french fries into something your kids will really love.
All in one minute it takes these guys to get ready for dinner.
But we are ready.
Until you wash up first. We'll be back in a minute.
You know I found something really special while shopping at Hallmark for Mother's Day.
A five dollar savings on birthday cards in June.
Just make a five dollar purchase, get a five dollar savings. Really.
Call 1-800-HALL-MARK for a participating store near you.
Then come in and ask for your five dollar savings certificate.
A five dollar savings with a five dollar purchase. It's great.
It's our Mother's Day gift to you. See you at Hallmark.
McDonald's, huh?
Yeah.
Smells good.
Thanks.
If this ride were any longer you'd have to fight for those fries.
We're stuck.
Minutes up. Just pour Cheez Whiz on and hey, your cheesy fries are ready.
Which is more than I can say for my little helpers here.
Let's get ready.
Better hurry kids. I'm getting hungry.
Proof once again, Cheez Whiz makes it marvelous in a minute.
With the baby due soon, who will be Murphy's birth coach?
I've had my arm and a cow all the way up to here.
Oh, Turkey loses out to old reliable Elvin.
I'm practicing a relaxation technique.
Why don't you just toss me a biscuit and check my belly for ticks?
It's all new, followed by an all new Designing Women, Monday.
All those who love great comedy, say hi.
September 20th, 1991, a grief stricken father calls a maternity winner hostage.
My nurse is already dead and he's got a ball.
Can one courageous nurse keep them alive?
We're going to have to deliver them.
Please, not like this.
Harry Hamlin, Terry Gahr.
You decide who's going to be the first to die.
Deliver them from evil. The Taking of Altaview, Tuesday.
In the dead of night, someone new is here to protect us.
But who will save him from his secret creeping?
Find out, Tuesday, May 5th.
Elvis's career.
For tires is only one name I look up to.
America's number one name in tires.
And it's one tire store that I trust.
Is now at America's number one tire store.
Goodyear comes to Sears.
And right now, selected Goodyear tires are introductory priced.
I got Goodyear tires. I got them backed by Sears.
I don't need to hear anything else.
America's number one tire now at America's number one tire store.
Who's going to back you better than Sears?
Today, there's the ProStep Patch.
It's a nicotine transdermal system.
It's a patch. We just heard about it.
ProStep. It's available only by prescription.
It's ProStep. I'm going to ask my doctor about it.
ProStep.
Tired of the same old bar?
Save yourself in something really new.
Jurgens Aloe or Jurgens Vitamin E Skin Conditioning Bars.
For skin that feels more than clean, it feels healthy.
New Jurgens Aloe and Vitamin E.
Every now and then, we all need an outlet for change.
Like going from the dark...
into the light.
When this happens to you...
switch...
to the change of pace with no aftertaste.
New Diet 7 Up with NutriSweet.
The one calorie UnCola.
Put some Un in your diet.
Ooh, ooh, girl, are you gonna get it?
Ooh, cotton casuals made just for you.
This pain is her way. On your way to self-rejection.
Just wait till we get our hands on you.
I can't wait. I can't wait.
Just wait till we get our hands on you.
Elvis, the great performances will continue.
Good evening, I'm Gary Pascios.
And I'm Heidi Atome.
Join us tonight at 11 along with Stu Seibel.
Sunnyside High School is seeking advice from a national expert
for health and combating violence on campus.
Supporters of Ross Perot meet tonight to organize their strategy,
while Yakima County Republicans meet to discuss their platform.
And meet Moe. He's in traction, but he's lucky to be alive.
We'll tell you why.
Poor Moe. In sports, we will check in with the Mariners.
They open a series in Anaheim tonight.
And better news in the weather department.
Stu will explain that. Join us at 11.
This is CBS.
Diet Pepsi introduces A-Ha Month.
A-Ha will be everywhere this April.
Grocery stores, restaurants, beaches, everywhere.
And to kick it off, we're sending 1 million lucky diet coke drinkers
a free case of Diet Pepsi, guaranteed delivery by UPS.
It's the celebration of the year, baby.
You got the right one, baby.
With 100% A-Ha.
Can you get Diet Pepsi at Subway? You bet.
Look for the A-Ha Meal Deal now at Subway.
This weekend only.
Sun Fair and Lynch. Join forces for $6.8 million
automotive yard sale in the Greenway Auto Mall.
With 17-agers of used vehicles
and Central Washington's most popular new cars and trucks.
All yard sale priced.
Make one stop. Hit two lots.
And drive home the bargain you've been wanting.
It's a two-family.
This weekend only. Sales.
So shop early. They're going fast.
At the Sun Fair and Lynch.
$6.8 million yard sale in the Greenway Auto Mall.
Childhoods end tonight at 6 and 11 on Newsbeat.
He was just a kid in the crowd.
But he cheered his heart out for me.
Who can speak a language the world can understand?
Spreading joy and magic, making friends in every land.
M&M's.
The milk chocolate melts in your mouth, not in your hand.
Worldwide sponsor of the 1992 Olympic Games.
Hey kid, we won.
It's the weekend.
And the Honda automobile plant in Marysville, Ohio is closed.
Everybody's gone home.
Well, almost everybody.
So this is a good time to show you around.
10,000 Americans built three out of every five Hondas sold in America.
Right here in Ohio.
In fact, they've been making cars here for 10 years.
Did you know that?
Well, we won't take up any more of your time.
After all, it is the weekend.
Kellogg's Cracklin' Oat Brand tastes like little oatmeal cookies,
which means grandmas are spending a lot less time in the kitchen.
This little accelerator out here and boom, you're gone, okay?
Cracklin' Oat Brand's great oatmeal cookie taste comes from crunchy whole grain oats,
which are baked with a touch of brown sugar.
So now you can have that delicious cookie taste whenever,
which is why grandmas are spending less time making cookies
and more time sowing oats.
Kellogg's Cracklin' Oat Brand oatmeal cookie taste like grandma used to make.
You know, a lot of people are getting Wendy's new phrase salads to go through the pickup window.
I guess they're in a hurry, and that's good, because we got a lot of salads.
Our taco salad with rich and meaty chili, deluxe garden salad,
and a delicious new grilled chicken salad with a breadstick, my daughter Wendy's idea.
And we make them every day for people on the go.
Five salads that are fresh, fast, and ready to go.
Boy, it's amazing how much broccoli you get from one little bag of seeds.
My hair is so boring.
It's too boring.
You're too hard on yourself.
What do you mean by that?
Your hair. Your hair is really gray.
You're too much.
What is it, lunch?
What do you use?
A wonderful conditioner or something.
How do you suave?
Kidding, teddy bear.
Oh.
Suave? You're kidding.
And I'm not your buying the most expensive one.
We've all been there.
You really like the way suave works?
Good.
Suave, when you know beautiful hair doesn't have to cost a fortune.
So bogus.
This thing looks brand new, and I've been starting half back all season.
But mom uses...
Fav Ultra.
It gets out dirt, you see, and split noters, you don't.
Fav Ultra helps clothes look newer, longer.
I look like I sit the bench.
Right now, every gallon of paint is on sale at Sears.
Every interior, every exterior.
Save 10 to 33% on Weather Leader, Easy Living, Dutch Boy, Olympic Stain, and more.
But hurry, sale ends Saturday at Sears.
Now on video, Elvis, the great performances.
The roof of the show.
The most complete and electrifying collection ever.
Of the man and his music.
Everybody let's roll.
I'm all shook up.
Entertainment Weekly calls it the video of the year.
Packed with incredible footage rarely seen before.
Ready, ready, ready to rock and roll.
Own the performances that made the legend.
Elvis, the great performances.
On sale now for under $20 each.
Could a son murder his own parents?
If I'm a danger detective, it is not for my own children.
Based on the shocking true story of Sharon Glass, Honor My Mother, Sunday.
A lot of doctors have been to the house on Sycamore Street.
It's where they make their final house call.
You'll regret it.
In a house of dark secrets, a doctor turned detective is looking for a killer.
I don't think Zack committed suicide, and I don't think it was an accident.
Before he strikes again, Dick Van Dyke.
It was murder.
Marriott Hartley and George Hamilton dare to solve the bizarre mystery that lies hidden within the walls of the house on Sycamore Street next Friday.