on TBS.
What's going on here?
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We are work and sex, nothing more.
So how is he?
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Woo!
Samantha likes the guy.
Samantha likes the guy.
I do not.
We're gonna have to ice skate home.
Hell just froze over.
Sex and the City, tonight at 9
and tomorrow at 10 on TBS.
Are you making my favorite sandwich, Dad?
Yeah.
Are you using Kraft single slices?
Yeah.
Did you know Kraft single slices are a source of calcium?
Yeah.
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And that's particularly important to growing children like me.
Did you know that, Dad?
I totally knew that.
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That looks good. Can I have some?
You're not the one that's growing, Dad.
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Tuesdays and Wednesdays, turn on TVX.
Yowza!
Maybe we should get married.
Alrighty.
Two nights.
Twice a night.
With the best sex still to come.
Every time I'm in this elevator you're with a different man.
That's ridiculous.
Sex and the City tonight at 9 and tomorrow at 10 on TBS.
Stop it.
Stop it.
Brad, you're a bad kisser.
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See it weeknights at 8 on TBS.
It turns out the cereal pediatricians recommend as finger food for toddlers is the same cereal that's good for your heart.
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Nobody in our office was as productive as Clay.
Of course, he's got a natural advantage.
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Here's your Bonasaurus combo with fries.
Since the beginning of time.
Your mutton combo with fries, Sire.
Very good.
Combos included fries.
Your deluxe combo with fries.
Hey.
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Thanks.
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If you're busy like me, going to the video store is a hassle.
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Can you get that?
Mommy!
Mommy's doing a TV commercial!
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Hey, Bob.
Got a cough with congestion?
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Oh.
Think it's the flu, Phil?
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Tonight and tomorrow on PBS.
What's going on here?
Closer to my heart this way.
We are work and sex, nothing more.
So how is he?
I don't want to talk about it.
Woo-hoo!
Samantha likes a guy.
Samantha likes a guy.
I do not.
We're gonna have to ice skate home.
Hell just froze over.
Sex in the City, tonight at 9 and tomorrow at 10 on PBS.
You think I should go for this guy?
Are you kidding? He's adorable.