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Michael, you're not gonna let it stand once the curtain is up.
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I'm frightened, what if...
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Huh.
He's fantastic, isn't he, Michael?
He's fantastic, isn't he, Michael?
You're supposed to be watching the ballet.
I'm watching, I'm watching.
Then tell me what just happened.
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Why don't you just come back when the football game is over?
Would I miss, uh, Khrisayimov's first performance in this country?
I'd do nuts.
See you after the ballet.
I'm feeling sick, I'm supposed to be in the emergency.
And now?
Oh, I can't believe it.
Their first in goal in a sexy fumble.
Oh, my God.
Have you seen Anna?
She left.
With Vladimir Tarkovitch.
Grigoriy, where are you going?
He went to find Anna.
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Yeah, someone who can really fly.
And will they go out and buy one?
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Hey, Christina.
Christina, have I...
Don't speak to me.
Five, four, three, two...
How could you do that?
What?
Leave me there like that because of a stupid football game.
You know that guy, Gregori...
And that's the worst part about it.
Because of you and that...
That football game.
I hardly saw the first act.
And then he's not even in the second act.
Because of you, I miss my only chance to see the greatest dancer that ever lived.
Christina, I want you to meet Gregori...
Gerzyamov.
Gerzyamov.
Right, I got it.
This is my...
Tell me your name.
Christina Town, my ex-wife.
Lovely lady.
What's he doing?
Kissing her hand.
I am defective.
Eng, defecting.
To us?
No, not to us, to the authorities.
No, they will send me back.
They won't send you back.
This is like glasnost and all that.
Glasnost.
A lot of people in this country know about glasnost.
It means that your government will send me to the KGB...
As a sign of a new spirit of cooperation between our two countries.
You don't buy it, do you?
I will be dancing in Chelyabinsk.
Chelyabinsk.
Siberia.
No.
I would never see Anna again.
Who's Anna?
Anna is my sister.
We were two escaped together.
Something went wrong.
If you tell the authorities, it becomes a big international incident.
I would never get close to her.
Please.
Why?
Please help me.
Help me get her out.
You know, international relations is like a knot in our bag, okay?
We are a small agency.
What Michael is trying to say is that we would love to help you.
Anything we can do.
Is that what I said?
I thank you.
No, no, don't thank me yet, okay?
How do you fix for rubles?
Barney rubles.
Huh?
Flintstones.
Huh?
Oh.
Can I help you?
My name is Vladimir Tukovic.
I'm with the State Valley of Pinsk.
State Valley of Pinsk?
You're not planning to defect here, are you?
Because this is the wrong building.
You want the Federal Agency building.
I mean, I had somebody defect here last year, and I was Federal agents all over.
I'm not here to defect.
No one has defected.
Oh, I see.
Okay, well then how can I help you?
Grigori Grasimov, one of our dancers, has disappeared.
You mean he's defected?
The Soviet Union is an open society now.
There is no reason for our artists to defect.
Well, that's what I thought.
Therefore, he has probably been attacked by decadent criminal elements.
He could be lying injured somewhere.
I'm sorry, what was your name again?
Vladimir Tukovic.
Right.
Okay, I think your imagination is just running a little wildly.
This is a very friendly kind of town.
My guess is that he's probably with some very rich, wealthy fan who likes ballet dancers.
He should be setting an example, working together, just as our leaders do.
Right.
You have heard of Glasnost, Sergeant?
Oh, yeah.
Yeah.
All right, let me ask you this.
Will you mind if the guy wants to stay here?
I would not mind if he wants to stay here.
But it is your job to avoid a grave international incident.
Just find him, Lieutenant, and then tell me where he is.
Lieutenant, it's my responsibility.
Sally, listen, get me the feds on the phone, okay?
We've got a defector on our hands.
Hello.
It was a real pleasure for us to see your performance last night,
the combination of everything.
Has anybody seen Anna Gersaimov?
I don't seem to see her.
I think she was here, I saw her.
What?
I think I misunderstand the question.
No, you understood the question perfectly well.
Please, may I help you?
Are you with the company?
Good.
I was hoping to find somebody who spoke a little English.
I'm from Contemporary Dance Magazine.
I know it's not a huge publication or anything like that,
but it's very highly regarded this side of the Atlantic with your contemporaries.
This is a closet rehearsal.
I want to know if I could set up something with Gregory Gersaimov and his sister Ann
for a serious discussion on your dance and what you're doing.
Do you have an appointment?
Well, no, but I was hoping if you had, you know, for a serious publication...
You must have a serious appointment.
Well, could I set up some kind of schedule or something?
If you could tell me which hotel they're at...
Your name, please.
Do you want my name?
My name? Demagio.
Demagio Joseph P.
This is terrible. What color is this?
It's stupid.
Well, the T-shirt's good. That looks good.
So we just need a jacket.
This is one of his favorites.
There we are.
Let me just fix the collar.
I can't tell you how much I love your dancing.
You are very beautiful.
In fact, I've never really been this close.
You are very, very beautiful.
I am beautiful.
Beautiful people should be together, you know?
Ah, settling in nicely, I see. That's good.
Uh, Michael, we were just looking for some clothes for Gorgor to wear.
Poor Michael. I'll have to take you shopping.
Your clothes, they are terrible.
Not that bad, huh?
So what are they wearing in Moscow this year?
Italian, Michael. Everything there is Italian.
Ask a stupid question.
Did you see Anna? Did you find her?
No, no. I couldn't get past security.
I think they may have taken her back to Moscow.
No, she is here.
They will keep her as bait for me.
Christina.
Christina, can I just have a...
have a little talk with you just for a minute?
Okay. Fine.
Thanks. Good.
I'll be right back.
She'll be right back, won't you?
Okay, then. So...
make yourself at home. What's mine is yours.
You're welcome.
What's going on, kid? I'm out there playing tag with the KGB.
You're in here doing Dr. Shabako. What is going on?
What?
Come on, Michael. He's an artist.
He happens to be very expressive.
Well, he can artist himself somewhere else. I want him out of here.
You have no idea what this man has suffered in his life.
I always told you.
His parents put him and his sister in a basket
and floated him down the Volga River
while they were transported to the Gulag or something.
Like Moses?
And then a childless old couple found them.
I mean, somebody who's been praying for a child, you know, find them.
Right, and then they took him back to the little thatched cottage there on the steps
and they raised him up just like he was their own son.
And then he went off and became the most famous dancer in downtown Pensacola.
Blah, blah, blah, blah. We've all seen that movie.
It's no blah, blah, blah.
It is a good movie.
Listen, Gregoire, I don't want to appear to be rude, you know.
I just think that...
Well, he's right. It could make a good movie.
My friends, we will make movie of my life, yes?
Yes.
Well, no, no, don't jump on anything here, you know.
We've had the other ballet movies. I don't know.
Well, the right kind of casting.
Casting, yes.
Casting.
Who will play me in movie?
See?
Of course.
Christina has told me you are famous television actors.
No, actress, not the television.
Actors.
You will play me in movie.
Well, that's...
Now, don't get too excited, okay? Okay, it's a possibility, all right?
Yes, Michael never would have come up with that on his own.
We must have happy ending.
Are you a writer now, too?
You must help me find Anna.
But first, we've got to get into that hotel room where she is.
But first, I must have rest.
Then we make plans.
Okay, all right.
I'll use your office.
Hey, what's mine is yours, you know?
Thank you.
You're welcome.
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So Rachel, what do you think?
Well, as your agent.
Uh, you're not my agent.
Aren't I representing the both of you on this?
No. Well, Bernie's out of town. You can do a couple of things, okay?
Aw, he's still not answering your calls?
You see, I told you to start with the smart mouth stuff.
So you're my agent, so tell me what you think.
Well, what I think is that we should go straight to series.
We're done with series.
Well, it's a quicker sell, Mike.
This is a movie.
I think Michael's right. I think we should go straight to the movie.
Okay.
Okay.
But there's absolutely no way we're getting involved until they develop a role for Christina.
Well, that's a problem.
Um, she can't play Anna. She's too old.
I'm not too old to play his lover who helps him escape to freedom.
There's no lover.
Story isn't finished yet.
I like it. I like it. International romance. Great appeal.
No, no, no. It's old hat. It's been done. Even did it on night heat, okay?
Well, listen, we'll work it out.
Okay. I used to see it being, come on, let's go. Great.
Where is he?
Oh, no. The KGB's grabbed him.
Well, another producer got here first.
Michael, nobody knows he's here.
That's true. That's true. Okay. So what did he do? He went to get Anna.
So he probably phoned her.
Well, what are you doing?
There's probably a redial on this phone here, Rachel.
Well, that's clever. We did it on the show once.
Good afternoon. Gorky and Clarion books and manuscripts. How may I help you?
Yeah, hi. We've been looking everywhere for the Kamasutra.
Now, we want it with, uh...
879 Grant Avenue.
Never mind. Thank you.
Let's go. See you later.
Well, wait a minute. Wait a minute. Nothing in writing till you clear it with me.
What's this?
There he is.
Pull in.
It's a security guy from the ballet.
Get in. It's KGB.
Get in. Get in.
Right this way.
He went shopping.
I wanted to buy a little present for my new friend.
Shopping? You know, Gregor, you're gonna have to, uh, take this defection thing a whole lot more seriously, I'm afraid.
Those men were KGB.
I know. You saved me.
He goes again.
This will be a movie, yes?
Yeah, some of it. Not the sex.
I like the sex. Come on.
Now everybody knows you're gonna be here.
Of course they know.
What do we do?
They know that I'm not going anywhere without a...
I told you. She is babe. I am fish.
Okay, this is simple. All we do is we move up the whole time frame, okay?
We have the press conference now.
We give them their vino, their macaroni, we welcome him to his new homeland, and then what?
We make sure that everybody knows he's here, that he wants to stay here, and no one's gonna touch him.
No. Then I am sick, but Anna, she is gone forever.
No, no, no. Okay, hear me out, okay?
Then we say we got a whole plan for me and the two of you, all right?
We get them all weeping and wailing in there. It's gonna be beautiful.
Then we hit them with the big announcement, all right?
The movie. Leap of faith. The movie starring Michael Devin.
Come on, forget about the movie for a minute.
I'm doing this for Anna.
You can't buy the bussiness like this, Christina, okay?
You don't understand, Michael. You don't understand.
What? I don't press.
Glasnost does not mean we are free to go. It means that we have no reason to go.
Oh. Because everything in Russia is so wonderful now.
If we make big noise, they punish Anna.
Yeah?
Because of me.
We'll get her out somehow.
Yeah, Christina?
Oh, there.
Just a second.
Where do we do that? KGB everywhere?
I guess we'll just have to come up with something, won't we?
Okay, I'll call Lou.
That's a good idea. He's not gonna go for it.
He's not gonna know. Just keep him entertained. That's all we have to do.
Okay. No problem.
What do you mean, no problem?
Gagori.
Yeah?
We have to get out of here for just a little while.
Is there something special you'd like to do?
Shopping.
Shopping's good.
Yeah.
Okay.
Uh... Mike. Give me money.
You're funny. I got money?
Hang on. I haven't got ten bucks to my name.
It's true.
Plastic.
It's a write-off.
You can't have a write-off if you don't have income.
For the movie.
Oh.
It took me a while to get it.
I'm sorry.
It took me six months to get this car back. Six months, all right?
Card it with your life.
Everything on approval.
Don't defect without it.
Good line.
Get him out of here.
Where is he? Where have you hidden him?
Where is who?
You contacted the federal building and reported a defective.
He hasn't detected.
Well, maybe I've filed my report wrong.
Gentlemen, I'll just have to correct it, okay?
Look, Sergeant, we can't be sure that he's defected.
If he had defected, he would have contacted us.
And he hasn't contacted us.
Therefore, he hasn't defected.
Until he does defect, he belongs to them.
Is that clear, Sergeant?
Well, I think you used the word defected way too many times.
All right, look.
What you're asking me to do here is you want me to find Gorysimov, right?
And you want me to return to the Soviets.
I didn't say that.
You didn't say that. Okay.
You don't want me to return to the Soviets.
You're determined to cause trouble, aren't you?
That kind of guy.
Excuse me, just a sec.
Gennady.
Hi, Lou.
Listen, I can't really talk right now, okay?
Because we have a Russian dancer who's disappeared.
Lou, he hasn't disappeared. He's here.
Now, listen, I really, I can't. You're not listening to me, okay?
I really gotta go.
I'm listening. We got Grigory Gudinov.
And he's defected. He's here.
Really? Are you sure?
I'm not sure. I just gave him my credit card.
Well, I guess you can't get any surer than that.
The sister isn't out yet. We're trying to get the sister out now.
Okay. All right, look.
Be very quiet. I'll be very quiet.
I'll be there in about five minutes, okay?
All right. Now, about the defector.
He's not a defector.
That's nice. You guys should start a choir.
All right, look. If I find this guy and he hasn't broken any laws,
then I'm not gonna try to make him do something he doesn't want to do.
Because the last time I checked, this country was still a free country.
There are so many beautiful things here.
Oh, yes. Things are wonderful.
You are very lucky, you know that.
Well, no. You have to have money to buy these things.
No, but everybody here, they are rich.
Well, no. Actually, it may look that way, but no.
Mike and I are broke half the time.
Why are you not married?
Well, actually, I was married at one time. I...
Take these off.
Take these off.
You should have a man, a beautiful woman like you.
Thank you.
What's the matter?
Well, uh...
He's Mike, isn't he?
No, no. Of course not.
But, uh...
Well, what then?
This is... It's a shopping mall.
And...
So?
I think you're wonderful.
I know.
I can't believe that I'm here.
It's just very fast.
I know. Permit to.
Okay.
So now, we shop till we flop, eh?
Drop.
Shop till we drop.
That's the expression.
Drop.
Drop.
Okay.
I can't believe this guy has been here all afternoon.
Why didn't you tell me that? These guys have been on my tail all day.
You made us promise him. Louis got a crazy idea that one of your guys will turn him back to the Russians, you know?
Oh, gee, I wonder where he got that idea from.
I mean, he's right. Come on, Mike.
You would? Yeah. Look, this is not a right time.
This is not the time to defect.
We're trying to create some diplomacy with these people.
No, you can't do it. You can't try that.
What are you talking about? I can't do it. I gotta do it.
Okay?
Listen to me.
If federal agents find out I'm withholding information from these guys, I'll end up in Siberia married to some huge Russian woman.
Just don't tell him. You can't turn him back. You can't do it.
Oh, man, I don't buy this.
Why are you doing this to me? Why did you even come to me? Why did you call me?
Not only can you not turn him back, you gotta help us get Ann out.
Why?
Why? Because it's his sister and their family. They deserve to be together. They ought to be together.
Oh, you're breaking my heart. I don't buy it at all, Michael. I don't buy it at all.
Okay, okay.
You're my cousin. I know you better than that.
Okay. There's a big movie in this for me, Lou.
You're like a brother and a sister. I gotta get them together. It's my chance. Please.
I knew it, man. Why would I know it?
I'll bring it in the project, okay? You'll be on it.
Oh, really? Am I gonna be in this movie then?
So how much time have I got?
I don't know, man. I'll leave it on.
He's gone.
What? What do you mean he's gone?
I don't know. We were in the store, you know, and they were in the blue jean department. He just disappeared.
Oh, no.
I have to find this guy now. I don't even know where he is. I don't like him. I don't know.
I've got my own problems, Lou, okay?
I can't even pronounce his name and I gotta go find him.
He's a Russian dancer, right?
Jankston.
You're alone this time?
No.
Now we can talk.
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I want to see Anna.
She's a bit underserved, Elsa.
She won't be able to perform for a while.
You are a liar.
What have you done to her? What have you done to her?
Stop! I'm excited!
If you have hurt her, I'll kill you!
I will kill you, Tarkovitch!
You will be on the plane for Moscow in half an hour.
And the ring will be delivered to Pederil agents 30 minutes later.
You're bluffing.
Find out.
Take me to the plane.
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You mean vital to your job, don't you, Vladimir Tarkovitch?
I will return the ring in exchange for Anna.
All right.
You win.
What now?
There's no sign of him anywhere yet.
I got Phil looking... Phil looking for him.
Some other people are going to be put on it.
He's bound to turn up somewhere.
I hope it's not Vegas. He's got my credit card.
If I were you, I'd stop that card from some of the stores he was in.
Oh, no, Lou, I caught the bank into a big time limit on that card.
I'm talking size.
Oh, gee, well, I'll get right on it.
Great.
All right, look, something else. The Fed's called.
They're very anxious to find this guy right now.
Yeah, to send him back.
No, no, no, no. They've heard that the KGB wants him,
so they know he's an important guy.
What about Anna?
Well, it's the guy's sister. I'm sure they're watching her.
But otherwise, I mean, what? She's just a dancer in the ballet.
I reported stolen. They only charge you $50.
What, the card?
Why, because I lent the guy the card.
No, just call.
Think I should call?
I can't believe all these people looking for him,
and we can't do anything about it.
Believe it. Listen, let's pull on the fast one, otherwise...
Yo, big time.
You're back. I'm waiting for you.
Where were you?
I'm back. I buy many beautiful things.
I go shopping with you.
Christine, shopping.
Here, come on.
Here, it's broken.
Broken.
It doesn't work.
They said I don't buy any more things with that.
You want a glass of wine?
Excuse me.
Come on, come on.
Come on, come on.
Kikori, why did you run away like that? Where did you go?
Go nowhere. I get lost.
You left me standing here like a complete idiot.
Idiot? Never.
Christine, you look fantastic.
Okay, that's it. I can't take this anymore.
Okay, what's your scam?
I'm no scam.
Okay.
Who are you calling, Mike?
Calling the cops. They're very anxious to talk to you.
Mike.
Don't do this.
Come on, this guy's been stringing this along now the whole time.
The only way we'll get a straight answer from him is if the cops ask the questions from here on in.
Please, don't do this. Don't do this to Anna.
Tell us the truth, Kikori.
All right, all right.
All right, I tell you. I tell you.
The truth. The truth.
I held it. Just tell them I called.
Okay.
This is the truth now, right?
The truth.
All right.
I am defector. I am also courier sometimes.
Courier? Like in like little packages?
Yes, small packages.
Like this.
So you're a spy? He's a Russian spy.
No. Not spy. Courier.
The border guards don't check me so carefully, so I carry little packages and give them to someone else.
It's a small favor I do for the KGB.
How could you betray your country like that?
It's for my country.
Wait a minute.
Listen, if you're traveling in Russia and one of your federal agents came and asked you to pick up a little package and take it back home, would you refuse?
Well?
Would it make you spy?
No, you know, this is good. This is a good story.
Production value here. All right. Now what's so special about the ring?
What is it?
It's microfilm.
What's on it?
Better we not know exactly what.
Well, if you're such a patriot, why are you defecting?
I'm not such a patriot. I do what they ask me and stay out of trouble.
Doing good there, Bingo.
Da.
Da.
This was my passport here. Little gift to your government.
Now I trade it for Anna.
We can't let him give that back. There's no telling what's on that.
No way he's going to give it back.
You have to give it back. Otherwise Anna goes to Siberia.
Huh?
Now wait a minute. Wait a minute. Where's this little meeting scheduled to take place?
At the bookstore.
Koki bookstore?
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How do you share this with her?
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Well, it's not a big thing. I'm just saying that if I'm going to be wearing a dark suit that day,
maybe you should like wear a lighter suit. It just looks better together.
Won't you answer your phone call?
Hi, Phil.
I did, man, but the point is we haven't seen your defector anywhere.
No, you didn't, because he's been back at the office.
What do you mean he's back at the office? When did he get there?
Last night.
Last night?
That's right.
Oh, come on, man. Give me a break here, okay?
Half the city's police force has been looking for this guy all night long, and you can't even give a call in here?
We did. I said urgent.
Look, Lou, I know you're going to hate to hear this, but I think we're going to need your help.
I hate to hear that, Christina.
No, don't hang up. Please, Dimitri. I just want to know if she's all right.
Don't hang up. Dimitri!
Everyone in the ballet is afraid to talk to me.
Has anyone seen her?
Not since the performance. She's not been out of her hotel room.
The KGB have been in and out.
The KGB?
Then it won't be hard to find the room.
If someone's being held against their will, it's normally called a kidnapping.
Thank you, sir.
I understand that, but what I'm saying is that she's a foreign national.
Oh, so they can do whatever they want to do with her just because she hasn't been born in the wrong place.
Christina, come on. I did not say that.
All I'm saying is I can't go barging into someone's office and create an international incident just because we think that something is going on.
No, no, no. We know something's going on.
Yeah.
All right, exactly. All right, exactly.
We have the microfilm and we have Gregory, right?
What I'm saying is we take it to the feds. It's their job. We dump it on them and we see what they think.
But you're forgetting about his sister, Anna. I mean, she's the one that's in danger here.
Oh, sure. Make me feel insensitive. I thought about it. Thank you.
Listen to me. Come here for a second.
What?
We are in way over our heads, okay? Way over our heads.
You gotta help us get Anna out, all right? Then we turn everybody back to the feds.
Michael, you tell me how. I'm there for you, man.
You're a cop. You go in there and you get her.
That's what you guys do.
Oh, man. All right, look, here's a cop concept I've got happening.
We need a search warrant. Have you heard one of those things?
We need somebody to file a complaint that she's being held against her will.
Okay, I complain. She's being held against her will.
You can't do that because you don't know that, all right? You haven't seen her.
Gregory knows that she's being held.
All right, well, then bring him in. All right? We'll use him as a witness.
I'm telling you right now, those feds will grab him in two seconds.
And Anna will be on a plane to Siberia.
Lou, Lou, okay, okay. We gotta do something. You gotta do something.
Oh, this is it. This is what I'm gonna do.
What? If I see one of these KGB guys drifting around the subway, smoking a cigarette,
I'm gonna nail the guy, all right?
Ah, come on. Otherwise, that's all I can do.
Officially.
Are you sure this is gonna work?
You doubt me? A man whose name means special effects all over Europe?
A man who worked with you for two years on your own television show,
and you doubt me?
You're gonna work.
It shouldn't.
Okay, Mayweather, are you ready?
I'm ready, Cooter. Let's do it.
I'm kind of nervous. Listen, one more thing, okay?
If anything goes wrong, I want you to promise you one thing.
Bury her in this push-up bra, okay?
Okay, all right.
Let's go.
I'll send you home.
This is it! This is it, Cooter! I know it is!
Now, listen, sugar, I got you 1855,
and I put the duct tape over the one, and these rooms are all the same.
No, no, it's not the same. I mean, the bread spreads a different color.
All right, all right. They ain't gonna hear this. Let me give it a shot, all right?
Hey, buddy! Are you in there?
Listen, we're on the road, okay?
And what we want to know is if you can do us a little favor.
Could you open up? Hello, are you in there?
Excuse me, but this is our first wedding anniversary,
and we spent our honeymoon right here in this room.
And if you could just let...
Go away!
Now, wait a minute now, partner.
Now, if you don't give this little lady what she wants,
she's gonna throw a hissy fit you ain't never saw.
So I'll do you a little deal.
I won't punch your front lights out if you clear out this room
and give it to us for a half hour. I promise I'll be quick.
Oh, gooders, real quick. Quick but good.
I said go away.
Maybe you could just have a little look, see, huh?
Oh, yeah, if I could just see it.
All right, okay, that's it.
She's attracting attention. We've got to shut her up.
How? I don't know.
Let her in.
The...
Oh, my goodness!
Oh, this is it!
Gooders, go away!
Hissy fit, hissy fit, hissy fit.
Oh, good, look, I remember.
Just like the other one.
Remember our chair? This is our chair.
Oh, yeah, remember the name.
Oh, yeah.
Hear that noise.
Ah!
I wonder if they replaced that spring we sprung on the bed.
Check it out. Let's take a look.
You cannot go in there.
Oh, I just need to take a little peek!
No more hissy fit, all right?
I'll walk it out.
Boys, give a little lady a break now.
She just wants to see the scene of her debut.
Something must be wrong. You better hurry.
Come on, give me a break.
It's freeing the press in this country, all right?
I'm trying to use my initiative to get a little interview with Gersaimov.
Tell it to the police, Mr. Maggio.
Yes, operator. Give me police.
Open up, police!
We have a wonderful police service in this country.
Open up, please, police!
I'm sorry.
I thought this was Anna Carisaman's room.
She is resting, Sergeant Genetti.
That's correct. You're Vladimir, right?
Vladimir, why don't you do me a favor and get Miss Carisaman out here?
I'd like to ask her a couple of questions about her brother.
She knows nothing.
But it is fortunate that you arrived.
These two broke in here to attack Miss Garasimov.
Luckily, my men were able to overpower her.
Uh-huh. Well, they certainly look like a couple of terrorists to me.
You, sir, up against the wall, please.
Hey, Spurgeon!
The only weapon we found, Sergeant, was Mace.
Mace.
Okay, well, my suggestion is we all go downtown and file a report.
Maybe we can file some charges.
I'll need to speak to Miss Carisaman and take a statement from her.
That is not possible. This has been a very trite situation for her.
She is not well enough.
Well, sir, if we're going to have to file charges, I'm going to need a statement from Miss Carisaman.
I don't want any complications, Sergeant.
Just get these two out of the hotel and we shall be very thankful.
Well, I'd rather hear it from her mouth that that's all right with you.
I'm sure she's feeling a lot better, so why don't I just...
You do have a search warrant, Sergeant.
Uh, no, I don't.
No, I don't have a search warrant, Vladimir. Why? Do I need one?
Only if you intend to search our room, Sergeant.
I guess so.
Okay, well, you heard the man. I don't have a search warrant.
You guys are off the hook. Let's go. Out of here.
You're lucky day. Come on, come on, come on. Let's go. Move it.
Not very cooperative, Vladimir. Not very cooperative at all.
All right, come on. Let's move it. I want both of you out of this hotel right now before I decide to press charges myself.
Look at you guys. Like a bad episode of Mod Squad or something.
There's no other way.
They won't be too hard on me. I'm famous.
Uh, I can't let you do that, okay?
Because the feds want to talk to you. They want to talk to you real bad.
I know nothing. I just carried the packages, huh?
Well, how do you think Vladimir is going to feel once he finds out that this ring is empty?
I've got no other choice.
There's always another way. You know, just wait a minute.
They may make Anna suffer for what I've done.
Wait a minute. Will you give us five seconds here?
Don't call, Gregori.
I want to speak with Vladimir Tarkovic.
Can't you people think of something to do?
Give me five seconds, okay?
Vladimir, we meet tonight.
Not going to spend as much time, are you?
Bring her up.
Stop at the halfway point.
But, Dr. Gregori, I want to see the ring.
The ring?
Hey.
You are fake.
That's why I got the idea from you, Vladimir.
You are going to regret this, Medlik.
Lou!
All right, Vladimir, drop it now.
I am a Soviet diplomat.
We are all Soviet diplomats.
Uh-huh, what's this, your passport?
All right, get him out of here.
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I drew it up the way you asked, Mike. It gives you the rights to his life story for five years.
But is he gonna sign it? Well, I think he'd be nuts to.
Come on, this is gonna be a fantastic movie.
Give the guy two points. What do you want? Mr. Jowes.
Hey, if you don't want to do special effects, just say so.
I want. Hello? Mike? Chris?
I need enthusiasm around me. I don't want negative influence. Okay?
Hey, guys, it's official. They both defected. Yeah?
Thank you. We owe everything to you.
No, no, no. Not everything. Just what we agreed upon earlier.
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We haven't signed a deal. Deal? What deal?
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We have lunch in Hollywood tomorrow with who? With Mr. William Morris.
William Morris. What?
Get the T-shirt back.
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