Tonight on CBS late night, a young man has taken on the journey of a lifetime.
He could be the greatest starfighter ever!
Miles, you think you're here.
It's up to this reluctant hero to save a galaxy from destruction.
That's my evil! In another dimension!
In another dimension!
The adventure beyond imagination.
Robert Preston and Lance Guest star in The Last Starfighter.
Back in the 60s, working up a sweat.
Oh, and that's how I used to pump iron.
Not today. Today we're exercising more and eating less red meat.
But red meat is a great source of iron.
Only Kellogg's brand flakes has high fiber and 100% of the iron recommended today.
So now, I pump a little iron outside and inside.
I haven't felt this good since I burned that thing.
Kellogg's brand flakes.
The Duracell batteries we make now live longer than the ones from a few years back.
Today's Duracell lasts up to 30% longer.
Children don't get private lessons in public schools.
Now they can get private lessons at home with Socrates,
the complete educational video system that helps your kids learn one-to-one.
Make your down payment grow during Happy Days fall sale.
Own this brand new mallard for $19,911 or for $196.84 a month.
We're now introducing 1989 Dolphins for $26,911 or for $196.84 a month.
Fred, you've sure learned how to make a down payment grow.
Hurry on down to Happy Days Discount Center, Sacramento, Lodi, or San Jose.
You know the
Naturally decaffeinated U-Ban is much too rich to rush.
Rich because the more Colombian beans, the richer the coffee.
And U-Ban is the only leading coffee that's 100% Colombian.
U-Ban, much too rich to rush.
A mysterious wonderer.
Who are you?
I'm called Cain.
I find you most wonderfully strange.
Starring David Carradine, the man who challenged an empire,
searching for justice the only way he knew how in Kung Fu the Movie.
Next Friday on CBS Late Night.
Tomorrow night.
Prepare yourself for the season's hottest series premiere.
Are you ready for dirty dancing?
Tomorrow at 8.
1-800-LOAN-YES? What's that?
The money store's new local call free number.
1-800-LOAN-YES?
That's the number to call for second mortgage loans.
I can remember that.
Don't forget, fixed rates.
That's right.
The rate stays the same for the life of the loan.
Qualified homeowners can get quick approval right over the phone.
Borrow up to $100,000 or more.
Call the money store toll free.
Dial 1-800-LOAN-YES.
Roll up a 5% deal.
Chapmanet's Fairfield-Dodgigo presents the ninth annual 5% roundup.
Drive the brand new Red Hot 89 Cold or the tough new 89 Ram D50 Pickup.
Take your pick.
Only 5% over actual factory invoice.
This famous 5% sale proves once again price really does sell.
And the Fairfield-Dodg price makes a big difference.
The 5% sale is right now at Fairfield-Dodg, 1350 North Texas, home of the 199 deal.
Go ahead.
Pick up the furniture you've always wanted from furnishings 2000.
Right now, no down payments.
No monthly payments.
Do not pay until February of 89 and pay no finance charges.
The time to buy is now, but the time to pay?
Later.
Let's scale prices in every department store wide.
Furnishings 2000.
Take this five piece old queen-size island bed.
It's a beauty.
You get the queen-size headboard, platform pedestal base,
but three-dwarf storage and two floating nightstands.
All five pieces together.
Sale price? 788.
Hurry.
Furnishings 2000 now.
Remember your last insurance bill, how high it was.
That's why you've got to vote no on the insurance company's proposition 101.
Don't forget, Prop 101, brought to you by the same industry
that created the problem in the first place.
Write it down.
Prop 101.
Stop the insurance company scam.
Man, oh man, 101.
Just say no.
We got their number.
I can't believe this.
Come on, Sprout.
Pin the vegetables on the dinner plate.
There.
Ah, too bad.
Huh?
Vegetables go on the side.
Not necessarily, said the giant, introducing garden gourmet.
Now he's added tender pasta, rice, and seasoned sauces.
To make vegetable dishes so satisfying,
sometimes they get the plate all to themselves.
I win.
With microwave garden gourmet, everybody wins.
Ho, ho, ho.
My book just left.
Thank you.
The new Subaru Justy gets you anywhere you want to go,
less expensively than any other four-wheel drive car.
Mr. Potts, you're home.
Of course.
What brings you out on a night like this, James?
Up to $1,000 cash back from Subaru means a great deal on a great car.
What if you just dulled our hair, disappeared?
Like magic.
Try some magic.
A touch of VO5 hair dress and five natural conditioners
makes dulled our hair look radiant.
More manageable, too.
Try some magic.
VO5 for healthier-looking hair.
Did you know that delicious, sweet, premium, brown and sir sausage
comes in a patty with cheese and eggs on a hot biscuit?
We call it a sandwich.
Sweet, premium, brown and sir sandwiches.
That's the way fast.
And you thought we'd just make great sausage.
We just...
Now our eyes meet like spar-painless combustion.
Yuck.
Too weird.
Well, maybe I shouldn't call.
She's already talked about it since we moved.
What a wimp.
Here goes nothing.
Wait a minute.
Wait a minute.
OK.
With AT&T, your long-distance calls go through twice as fast,
and for that...
Hello?
We apologize.
Susan?
Roger?
Yeah, this is Roger.
We got it, that's the one.
Next week on CBS Late Night, Hunter and Dee Dee fall into the jaws of an outlaw army.
That bunch eats cops for breakfast.
But who'll be the next meal?
And the jewel heist turns into a bloodbath, and the cops know who's behind it.
Not my son.
A rendezvous with death on night each, and a single woman becomes a foster mother.
I want to know what's been going on here.
Anne Archer and Tony Roberts in a different affair.
All next week on CBS Late Night.
It must be a dream.
Pancakes and syrup for under 200 calories?
Impossible.
Aunt Shemima?
Now there's Aunt Shemima light pancakes with her light syrup for under 200 calories?
And they taste too good to be light.
It is a dream come true.
In the morning.
From Tuffstone Pictures, can a court determine how we should live and love?
Now a divorced woman must prove she is a good mother.
What do you think, F.D. Ryan? Did he do something wrong?
He did, Anna!
Well, he didn't!
Diane Keaton, the good mother, rated R, starts Friday in a theater near you.
From the frigid Great Lakes.
And Alka-Seltzer Plus, that's all I ever needed.
To the icy mountains of Oregon.
It's been excellent for me.
More and more Americans are taking Alka-Seltzer Plus cold medicine.
Fast, effective relief for tough winter colds.
In a word, it works.
For years, you've seen some commercials where one battery company's toys outlast the other toys.
So you may have assumed their battery outlasts even Energizer batteries.
Fact is, Energizer was never invited to their playoffs.
And today's Energizer won't be invited either.
Why? Because no battery lasts longer than Energizer.
So now you know.
A word to the wise.
Energizer.
Why is this man being so unfair to his wife?
Enjoying his cold relief while she suffers.
Feeling no desire to sneeze while she stifles her.
Without all the coughs, the runny nose that torture her night.
Resting while she coughs and turns.
Why? Because while she took that cold tablet, he took NyQuil.
The nighttime sniffling, sneezing, coughing, aching, stuffy head fever so you can rest medicine.
And parents, ask your pediatrician about new children's NyQuil.
I'd rather switch than itch, so I switched to Tegrin.
Tegrin medicated shampoo controls all the major causes of itching and flaking.
So Tegrin is more than strong enough for tough dandruff like yours.
Wouldn't you rather switch than itch?
Everything you bake, pick as much as you make.
Even gooey cake turns out great.
Baker's Secret non-stick, it's the baker's trick.
Baker's Secret non-stick bake where it solves your stickiest baking problem.
Baker's Secret!
Why do you care what I eat for breakfast?
Maybe we shouldn't discuss this while you're under the influence of sugar and preservatives.
And what should I be influenced by? Messing twigs?
Kellogg's Nutri-Grain cereal with no sugar added and no preservatives.
This is much better than I thought.
Yeah, kinda like me.
Dedicated to the ones we love.
Now, try the deliciously different taste of new Nutri-Grain biscuits.
The only shredded wheat with no preservatives.
Now they too have seen it. On a wall it is written,
a dog food with a look and taste like no other, a king of all dog food.
King cuts. King cuts.
Tender, juicy cuts made with luscious lean meat,
so scrumptiously sliced, so incredibly, addibly unique, dogs just go nuts for.
King cuts. A king of all dog foods.
King cuts.
It was fantastic. In one week I lost seven pounds. Seven pounds.
SlimFast is making a pledge. Give us a week, we'll take off the weight.
One week and the weight was gone.
The SlimFast plan can live up to its pledge because each shake is a delicious, nutritious, low calorie meal.
Have one shake for breakfast, one shake for lunch, then eat a sensible dinner.
Not only did I lose four pounds in a week, I lost five.
The SlimFast pledge. Give us a week, we'll take off the weight.
On 19th, a fortunate Jules is just too tempting to pass out and the end result is a bloodbath.
Looks like someone got out of here with the stones and the bullet.
Your son had known about this meeting.
How far will his father go to protect him?
I'm 19th.
Bradley to be back.
Tuesday on CBS late night.
The perennial beast of the East Penn State takes on the newfound power of Major Harris
and undefeated West Virginia tomorrow on CBS Sports.
The new fall collection is in.
The most exciting furniture ever at Furnishings 2000.
It's the Furnishings 2000, not a cent event.
Pick it out. Make no down payments. No monthly payments.
Do not pay until February of 89 and pay no finance charges.
The time to buy is now. The time to pay? Later.
But sale prices in every department store wide.
Take the Kemp 5B's bedroom package.
You get the large triple dresser, the frame mirror, the queen size poster bed, and the matching three-dwarf nightstand.
All five pieces together. Sale price $9.88 at Furnishings 2000 now.
Hi, I'm Elliot Gould and I'm standing beside Jenny Craig,
a woman who has helped me to eat better than I ever have before.
Thanks, Elliot. But the way you describe me, people will think I run a restaurant instead of weight loss centers.
Well, everyone knows you've helped thousands of people lose weight, Jenny.
What they might not know is how great the food tastes on your program.
At our center, you lose weight without going hungry.
Call Jenny Craig and lose all the weight you want for just $185.
Get the results you want at a price you can afford. Call now.
Well, howdy, good. I'm Cal Worthy.
Hey, if you're buying a car or a truck, see me first.
Give me the first chance at the deal and I'll give you this cordless telephone.
Now, you don't have to buy from me. Even if you buy from another dealer, I'll still give you this cordless telephone.
Now, this is a really nice little gift and it's just my way of saying thank you, partner,
for giving me the first chance at the deal. I'll save you time. I'll save you money. I'll save you trouble.
Hey, call us, collect. We'd love to talk to you. Pick up the phone, call us, collect.
Worthy from Miss Tavishy, Worthy from Chevrolet. Open till midnight every day.
I'm Ralph Nader. I've worked to expose false advertising for 25 years,
but the phoniest advertising campaign currently underway in California is being sponsored by the big insurance company.
They want you to believe that Proposition 103 will raise your rates. Don't you believe it?
Proposition 103 is guaranteed to lower everyone's insurance rates everywhere in California.
Enough is enough. Teach the insurance companies a lesson. Vote yes on 103.