Aren't there things that you wish you had two of?
Like two birthdays.
You get twice as many gifts.
I mean, I love gifts, especially free ones.
Or two summers.
I mean, that's like a really long time.
I mean, that's almost like forever.
Or two breaks.
You'd be twice as smart.
I mean, that's like really, really smart.
I mean, you could be a regular Einstein.
But why wish when you can watch Sister Sister?
They get in twice as much trouble,
but have twice as much fun.
It's two times everything, and it's five days a week.
Sister Sister, coming this fall to UPN 31 K-Max.
Two birthdays?
Cool.
Yeah, all of a storm?
Introducing Storm, a whole new kind of lemon lime.
Tastes so smooth, it'll blow you away.
Decent.
How about another?
Good to go?
I'm going to get you.
It's the S.
And now, some helpful hints on breastfeeding from your babies.
First, find a nice, comfortable spot, and remember,
moms aren't born knowing how to breastfeed.
Give it time, and don't be afraid to ask questions.
If you want some privacy, you can cover me up with a blanket.
And don't feel funny about breastfeeding anywhere.
When we babies are hungry, we gotta eat.
Give a breastfeeding mom your loving support.
What's new for Back to School?
We'll show you how to gear up with the latest trends.
My name is Walter Fischer.
I design cars for Volkswagen.
I like to drive them.
Marketing people ask me to design a special driver's car.
I thought, well, I'll design it like my car.
With a spoiler, alloy wheels, sunroof.
On standard.
My wife thinks they should call it the Walter Fischer Edition.
They said they'd think about it.
The Road of Life.
There are passengers and there are drivers.
Hey, this is big news.
Cookie Crisp.
Chip's here with his new, better tasting Cookie Crisp cereal.
It's got a bigger chocolate chip looking taste.
Mmm, I'll say.
And if you love the new taste too, give us a ho.
You're on the air.
Cookie Crisp.
They're loving it.
You're next.
Cookie Crisp.
Hey, it's part of a good breakfast.
And if you love the new taste too, give us a ho.
Cookie Crisp.
Now with a bigger chocolate chip cookie taste.
Two tickets to paradise.
Two tickets.
Two tickets to paradise.
I'm on a tune, hang on.
Tommy, Tommy, try going to the D.
You can eat a Carl's Jr. superstar every once in a while.
Or you can make a career out of it.
Hey, try this.
Get just things I've got.
Two tickets to paradise.
If it doesn't get all over the place, it doesn't belong in your face.
Feel the refreshment of Surt's Powerful Mints.
Like skinny dipping.
In Fargo.
In February.
Surt's Powerful Mints.
With Retzen.
Make your powerful cool longer.
Most head lice treatments will kill lice and eggs.
But only Nix with permethrin continues to protect your child against reinfestation for 14 days.
Nix kills lice.
And keeps them from coming back.
Nixem.
Are you ready to enter the Omega Zone?
Say what?
You can grab a Omega Firestorm or an X-Brain and join the evolution and revolution.
These ain't your daddy, Jo-Yos.
No, the Firestorm has the special transaxle.
Whoa, talk about spin time.
And the patent in one clutch X-Brain.
It goes all out.
It snaps back on its own.
You look like a genius.
Dare to enter the Omega Zone.
You can get yourself a Firestorm and X-Brain.
Yo, you, Omega.
It's sold separately from Bandai.
Guys like beer.
Guys like sports.
And guys like rooming with six-year-olds.
Well, not yet, but they will.
Guys like us.
Coming this fall to UPM.
Mmm.
It's really good.
It's kind of like a hot dog, first of all.
Not at all.
It's a good way of eating.
You want some?
It's really good, right there.
Introducing AMPM's new bowl and beefy hot dog.
Try one today for just 49 cents.
Hey, these hot dogs look good.
What's that?
It's a scorching 98.6 degrees inside your mouth.
Yuck!
But inside a winter fresh mouth?
Tastes much, much cooler, yeah
Winter fresh gum from Wrigley's.
Icy cool flavor, icy cool brown
Mmm.
It's gonna last and last and last.
Try winter fresh gum from Wrigley's.
Oh, it's so good.
Try winter fresh gum from Wrigley's.
For icy cool breath that lasts.
You can eat it.
If you've always dreamed of working with animals,
Western Career College can help make that dream come true.
Yet the practical hands-on training will become a veterinary technician.
Western Career College can open the door to an exciting and challenging career,
working with man's best friend.
If you can dream it, get it done.
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A dream that's real.
A dream that you can make come true.
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If you can dream it, you can do it at Western Career College.
In Sacramento, call 1-800-321-2386.
Call today.
You can do it!
Twelve.
Forty-seven.
You love me.
And the final winning lottery number is...
New, all-white meat chicken.
Tender slices of grilled white meat chicken now in the gordita.
Now in the gorditas you know and love.
Resistance is futile.
Given to white meat chicken gorditas.
Welcome to the Chicken Channel.
It's your time to shine!
Some days it's crazy.
My hair doesn't need a stylist, it needs a therapist.
And that's just what I got with Pantene Pro-V Treatment Conditioner.
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To calm damaged cuticles, adding shine and control.
Make your hair behave better? It can.
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And no more crazy hair days conditioner.
Aren't there things that you wish you had two of?
Like two birthdays. You get twice as many gifts.
I mean, I love gifts, especially free ones.
Or two summers. I mean, that's like a really long term.
That's almost like forever.
Or two breaks.
You'd be twice as smart. I mean, that's like really, really smart.
I mean, you could be a regular Einstein.
But why wish when you can watch Sister Sister?
They get twice as much trouble, but have twice as much fun.
It's two times everything and it's five days a week.
Sister Sister. Coming this fall to UPN 31 K-Max.
Two birthdays? Cool.
I don't normally show houses in this stage, but when it comes to PG&E comfort homes,
this is my idea of an open house.
You see, developers build PG&E comfort homes differently from other houses.
So you can save up to 25% on your energy bills.
For example, these tightly sealed air ducts are part of a super efficient air conditioning system.
It keeps you comfortable and saves you money.
Other features include a built-in gas range and hookups for a gas clothes dryer,
which costs less to operate than electric models.
Best of all, PG&E comfort homes come in a wide range of prices.
To find out more, just call 1-888-PGE-7007.
We'll send you this free home buyers kit with a video showing what goes into a PG&E comfort home
and information on developments in your area.
We'll also send you hundreds of dollars worth of certificates good towards household items like appliances and hardware.
So call now to find out how you can buy a PG&E comfort home just like this one.
Well, actually more like these.
The world isn't getting smaller. Our minds are expanding.
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Keeping you involved, excited, learning and growing.
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Knowledge is power.
Get ready to rule your world.
Give her a hug.
When you give happy hugs a squeeze, the bow in her hair lights up to show you just how big a hug you gave her. And she tells you too.
That was the best happy hug ever.
How big can you hug?
Wow, what a great big giant hug.
From Playmates.
Hey, there's still time this summer to get behind the wheel of a Jeep Wrangler for under 15 grand.
Or drive home in a new Grand Cherokee.
Right now you can lease one for just $2.99 a month.
Or select zero down and no monthly payments for six months.
Some different offers that seem to evoke the same response.
At your California Jeep dealer. Who else?
You face new challenges every day.
Doing what it takes instead of doing the nine to five.
And though your job gives you a lot of satisfaction, it doesn't give you health care benefits.
Wouldn't it be nice to see your doctor without having to consult your checkbook first?
Well, you and your family can have affordable health care with Kaiser Permanente Personal Advantage.
Just call 1-800-453-1014.
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To receive a free information kit, call 1-800-453-1014.
And next time you need to see your doctor, your wallet won't stand in the way.
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