As a new parent, my hours can be pretty unpredictable.
I think a lot of the young parents that come into my office and talk about life insurance have a lot of the same needs and have gone through a lot of the same things that I've gone through.
We're really looking for somebody to tell them about life insurance, to talk to somebody they trust.
When people leave my office, I think they feel that, hey, this guy doesn't just know about life insurance, he knows about life too.
The credit line has nothing to do with your value as a person, okay?
Sure, Gold MasterCard has a credit line of at least $5,000, but that doesn't make you a better person.
Well, I don't know. Maybe it does.
I mean, if knowing that no Gold Card is more accepted on the planet lets you relax and just have fun, then yeah, I suppose it could have some effect.
And you can use your Gold MasterCard at cash machines all over the world, so you can get money in drachmas or vleer or seashells, so you can tip generously.
Which any waiter will tell you is the true measure of how good a person you are.
Gold MasterCard. It's more than a Gold Card. It's smart money.
My mission was to clean the garage. I had to go in quietly.
Not because of the enemy, but because my family just couldn't stand the noise.
So I armed myself with the new Quiet Superpower from ShopVac.
It's the quietest ShopVac yet. Nails, wood chips, glass, water.
ShopVac's power wiped them out. Mission complete. I prepared for my next assignment.
Diaper change. Be as quiet as you can be with ShopVac's QSP.
Ready? Get him!
Isn't it just like Delta?
Let's make it really cool.
To design a faucet that's at both the height of style...
Wow! Awesome!
...and practicality. Delta. The way water is brought to life.
Few minutes past. Time for the Husky.
It was the best first date I ever had. She's crazy about me.
I couldn't stand him. All he talked about was himself.
I can be a good listener. He never shut up.
It's funny how two people can look at the same thing differently.
I just hoped you didn't think it was too, you know, serious.
Well, you know, he did have a good sense of humor.
To some, this is a great tasting imported beer.
To others, it's a great tasting light beer. Either way, it's Amstel Light.
What's the difference? I looked horrible anyway.
What? I'm not going to.
So have you made any decisions yet?
I'm thinking about taking the job up and admiring the whole.
Really?
Yeah, it's a lot less than I was making, but there really isn't much out there.
I'm sure we'll be fine.
You remember, what, seven, eight years ago, we talked to Craig Miller over at Payne Webber,
and he thought there were some things we should do to make sure that we're covered.
Jack's college, paying off the house. So things are going to be okay.
Lucky he knew what we needed.
He knew because he asked.
Imagine a rental car company that will pick you up right at your door.
That's Enterprise.
All of us will arrange to come to you, take you back to our office, and you're on your way.
Pick Enterprise. We'll pick you up.
You may need a bigger TV to hold all this food.
Introducing the Mega Meal from KFC.
Everything from appetizers to dessert, with your choice of chicken.
Just $14.99. You can't even get two large pizzas for that.
A lot of food, not a lot of money. You can't beat that.
The Bears are hungry and have set their sights.
The Eagles are the target here on Monday night.
It's the world's most advanced long-distance network, AT&T.
Yet today, something remarkable is happening.
A breakthrough from AT&T Bell Labs in digital voice reproduction called AT&T True Voice.
Soon everyone with AT&T will enjoy sound quality more lifelike than was ever possible before.
So your voice sounds clearer, warmer, closer to the real you.
Only AT&T can bring you true voice.
Ready?
Listen to the difference.
And then, go.
It's the most lifelike sound ever.
And it's part of your basic service.
Just because you're with AT&T.
I'm going camping this weekend.
And I love it.
I hate camping.
I want to sleep on dirt.
I wouldn't back you.
Fresh air, birds, trees.
Snakes, bears, poison ivy.
It's funny how two people can look at the same thing differently.
You stand in the clean, clear water and catch your own dinner.
Well, you stand in the freezing cold water and catch pneumonia.
To some, this is a great tasting imported beer.
To others, it's a great tasting light beer.
Either way, it's Amstel Light.
It's beautiful.
You're out there in the middle of nowhere.
It stinks. You're out there in the middle of nowhere.
College football on ABC Sports brought to you by Amstel Light.
Who says nothing is perfect.
AT&T.
We help put your world within reach.
Tostitos brand, rush front style tortilla chips and Visa.
It's everywhere you want to be.
If you and your wife are off to beautiful Kauai,
Visa Gold's purchase power can pay for every romantic moment.
Hi, honey. Finally came down.
Not to mention a new pair of glasses.
I wanted to tell you how much I'm enjoying this second honeymoon.
And that I love you.
Thank you.
Because Jenkins Optical can make new glasses in an hour,
but they won't take American Express.
Who's that?
Visa Gold. I've never seen him before in my life.
Fresh beer has a lot of enemies.
One of those is heat.
That's why we insist that every Coors distributor has a refrigerated warehouse.
Another enemy is time.
So we put a date on every package to help us ensure the beer you buy meets our freshness standards.
When you live and work out here, freshness is something you might take for granted.
We don't.
In the years to come, thousands of people will be protected because of a significant innovation from Volvo.
Volvo introduces the world's first side-impact airbag.
Drive safely.
We're going for a walk. On your feet. Stretch. Stand tall. Shoulders back. Head level.
Let's go!
You know, a brisk walk is a great aerobic exercise that burns off calories. Gets rid of that pot belly.
Oh, bruh.
There. Feel better? Ah! Dog lips!
For more facts on healthy walking, call for your free MetLife booklet.
Ah!
You know, these Tostitos are baked.
Get out of here.
Really? But so tasty.
Oh, I had this party and I told everyone that baked Tostitos are low in fat, but nobody believed me.
Wow!
You baked Tostitos have only one gram of fat per serving, but they don't taste it.
These are baked? Get out of here. Get out of here. Get out of here.
Really? They're baked?
No, really. Get out of here.
You baked Tostitos, tortilla chips, and fat-free salsa. Prepare to party.
A family on vacation.
Yeah! Hold it!
Ada! We've been waiting for you.
The vacation is over. I need your wife to get me down the river.
You are expendable.
I want to kill you.
Kevin Viggen. I don't think so.
David Streffnick.
There's no way out.
I cannot row this big water. I cannot do it.
But down the river wild, rated PG-13.
Starts Friday, September 30th at theaters everywhere.
Oh Mike! Mike!
Is that you, man?
Yeah, man. Wait up. What a week, huh?
Boy, is my tail dragging.
Hey, are you up for doing something tonight?
Yeah, sure.
What do you want to do?
Maybe grab a beer?
Maybe we ought to grab a Molson.
Molson? Yeah. Let's make a night of it.
I know some real foxes. Hey, let's give them a call.
MOLSON OF CANADA. BECAUSE GOOD FRIENDS DESERVE A GREAT BEER.
These foxes are yours?
Yeah.
I hope they don't turn out to be a couple of dogs.
Oh, trust me, Mike.
Think of some place private. Some place quiet.
Some place comfortable. Some place truly your own.
Now, think of it moving at 80 feet per second.
Introducing the all-new Monte Carlo.
A very personal space, designed from the inside out, around you, the driver.
The all-new 1995 Monte Carlo. Genuine Chevrolet.
Rust is tough, but Krylon, the leader in spray paint, is tougher.
Krylon Rust Tough. Goes on Krylon smooth, dries Krylon fast, protects Krylon tough.
Rust may be tough, but Krylon Rust Tough is tougher.
When this country started expanding, American Express introduced what was right for the times.
When Americans started traveling abroad, we introduced what was right for the times.
When people wanted to carry less cash, we introduced what was right for the times.
And today, when the world revolves too fast, American Express has a new credit card that doesn't.
Introducing the Optima True Grace Card.
The only major credit card with an interest-free grace period on new purchases, even when you carry a balance.
A low interest rate if you choose to extend payment.
And no annual fee. Just use it three times a year.
Look for a Simu-Mago or call 1-800-4-Optima.
The Optima True Grace Card. The right card for the times.
Number one, the Prasca hosts UCLA.
Notre Dame invades Michigan State.
Or Alabama takes on Arkansas.
There's regional action next Saturday on ABC's College Football.