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Hey Peyton, remember that game when you threw for over 350 yards?
And that time you hooked up with Marvin for two TDs in the second half?
What a comeback, man.
I was, wasn't it?
Yeah, I noticed you audibled.
I did?
Yeah, I think you sensed the blitz because your eyes were like darting back and forth like that.
Actually, it was gun double right, flip, zebra, scat, left, left, right, X hook, F trail, LR-52, spin, jaw, easy.
So, technically it wasn't audible.
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I can't tell you, it has changed my life.
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