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For growing up in a family of two,
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Well, the first thing we do when we come up here is take her out to eat.
I love when they come visit.
And so do my roommates.
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Neighbors heard screams and called 9-
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The world will look up and shout, save us, and I'll whisper, no.
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She needs a good meal and we need to catch up.
I love when they come visit and so do my roommates.
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But even doctors are human.
If it comes down to a choice, send my wife.
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It is personal.
The Grey's Anatomy Private Practice crossover event conclusion.
Baby's going to need to come out.
One mistake.
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I can save them both.
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Everybody down!
This is a hold up!
Dude, don't be a hero.
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The all new 2010 Lexus RX,
at Kendall Lexus of Eugene.
Erik Douglas
Good night.